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Procrastinating..........

#the detail #the emotion #so pretty #pretty boy #sigurd #sigurd styrbjornsson

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Handheld Ragnarsson.

Portable Ragnarsson.

Ragnarsson in your pocket.

#sexy sexy #ivarr ragnarsson #ivarr the boneless #dreamy man in a hand

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Ubba telling me to "go cast your fancy magic someplace else" is really starting to hurt my feelings. How do I cope?

Hahaha 😆.

A Fus Ro Dah and a reload always works for me.

Failing that, chocolate and A03 😝.

#it threw me first time we met ubba #i was like.....skyrim guard? #skyrim? #nord? #lolol #distinctive voice #ubba ragnarsson

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It occurs to me that since Ancient History RPF (real person fiction) is a form of fan-fiction, then that makes AC Odyssey fan-fiction…

But also, Odyssey is based (loosely) on Thucydides, who was writing his own form of fan-fiction. He was a dead-set fan of Brasidas, there is no doubt about it.

Soo… that means writing Brasidas fanfic now is writing fan-fiction based on fan-fiction based on fan-fiction 😊

#hahaha #yes!! #brasidas

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Oh my. That's quite a few opals.

*stares lustily*

#opals sweet opals #ac valhalla #isle of skye

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ISLE OF SKYE!!!!!!!!

#ac valhalla #eivor #assassins creed odyssey #finally #give me a new raven

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Sucking Dick and Taking Names

Hahaha, yes...  It’s Ivarr x Eivor smut times.  Post battle, celebrating their victory with mead and revelry.  What starts as as a wrestling match between Ivarr and Eivor turns into frisky business away from the firelight. 

It’s a bit disjointed at the minute, but I’m cleaning it up.  Or making it dirtier 😜, lolol.

#ivarr ragnarsson #waiting in my drafts

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Sorry it took me so long!  @novastale Are you sure we aren’t the same person?!  I agree with almost everything 😆.  @myriath aaah plants...many have fallen by hand...

I had way too much fun with that.  And have regretted the purple too late to change it.  BLEED, THINE EYES.

I’ll tag @anxietyviking @heathensith​ @alexisp787​ @solidsilver​

You probably have already made one but don’t feel like you need to if you haven’t!

#my computering skills are slowly improving through tumblr #skyrim is life #give me ivarr tiddies #sexy sexy fantasy characters

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Sometimes I think I should make something spicy *cough porny* about Hytham and then I remind myself I never actually finished the ones about Ivarr.

Shame.  Shaaaaame. 😂

#ivarr tiddies staring at me #wondering where i've been #instead of grabbing I MEAN WRITING about them

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Tagged by @retiredat50​

Haha, they’re all AC Valhalla *cough cough Ivarr*.  They’re still there, waiting for me to finish them!

A Softer Side

Mead Closet for Two

Ravensthorpe

Sucking Dick and Taking Names

Tamworth

I didn’t tag anyone since it took me so long to make this one, I figure everyone else has already made one 😆.

#lolol #one was a placeholder name #that just stayed #writing #oh no the ivarr lust is after my soul again #I will finish them someday #they're waiting in my drafts #impatiently #battering the door #gonna take the hinges off and come for me

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It isn’t Christmas time without Christmas sweaters.

#i mean #i wouldnt say no... #ivarr ragnarsson #sexy filthy man #ivarr the boneless #we thirst

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I posted 749 times in 2021

306 posts created (41%)

443 posts reblogged (59%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 1.4 posts.

I added 610 tags in 2021

#ac valhalla - 97 posts

#eivor - 84 posts

#ivarr ragnarsson - 79 posts

#assassins creed valhalla - 76 posts

#skyrim - 60 posts

#elder scrolls - 53 posts

#hytham - 45 posts

#ivarr the boneless - 45 posts

#hytham x eivor - 37 posts

#ivarr - 34 posts

Longest Tag: 80 characters

#if it were ivarr i'd be ripping his clothes off everytime i stop in ravensthorpe

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

Hahaha. I always thought that Ulfric's eyes were blue because of the fanfiction but I was staring at him as he threatened to throw me in jail and they're green?? Just like Brynjolf?? I have a type.

82 notes • Posted 2021-03-21 19:55:52 GMT

#4

Brasidas introduction: fire, violence, and thighs.

Ubisoft: "You'll want to tear his clothes off."

Us: "Can we?!!?!?"

Ubisoft raising their middle finger: "No ❤."

94 notes • Posted 2021-07-06 00:36:28 GMT

#3

Are you emotionally/mentally stable or did you just turn Skyrim on again?

135 notes • Posted 2021-03-04 19:39:56 GMT

#2

Dear Bethesda,

Why are there ugly old guys I can marry in Skyrim and not a Khajit or BRYNJOLF!!

157 notes • Posted 2021-06-20 06:31:46 GMT

#1

Characters seeing you steal cheese wheels

Brynjolf: mild amusement.  Not quite sure about your obsession, but he finds it cute so he just watches you with a smile.

Captain Aldis: strongly disappointed.  He doesn’t call the guards on you though because he really wants you to get that book for him.

Ulfric: strongly irritated.  You were supposed to be listening to him but instead you find cheese more interesting than plans for retaking Skyrim.

Serana: she loves it.  She joins in sometimes when there are too many for you to carry.

Lydia: slightly uncomfortable.  She doesn’t believe in stealing when you can purchase it but she won’t sell you out to the guards.

Tullius: 100 percent will call the guards on you.

Ralof: won’t join in but will laugh heartily at how many you’ve collected from your travels.

Kharjo: will totally steal your stolen cheese wheels until you take him somewhere warmer.

Argis the Bulwark: will roll his eyes but will block anyone from seeing with his huge frame.

Cicero: will absolutely call the guards on you screaming thief! Cackling as he sees you trying to outrun the guards.

Wylandriah: what cheese?  Now if only she could find that spoon…

200 notes • Posted 2021-03-09 00:02:04 GMT

Get your Tumblr 2021 Year in Review →

#my 2021 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review #Haha #The longest tag part #So true

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Wow, I'm still alive.

#drools #yum yum yum #MOREEEEE #ivarr ragnarsson #ivarr the boneless #dead from the beauty

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I know it's already Monday, but still I want to wish you all a happy first (Sunday in) Advent.

As usual I celebrated the day with freshly baked cookies and getting out the Christmas decoration. And more important: the Christmas sweaters.

Luckily this year I didn't forget to get a Advent wreath in time.

#ahhhhh #so cute #ivarr ragnarsson #ubba ragnarsson

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The Great Heathen Ivarr Army. XD

@vilor

#never too many #ivarr ragnarsson #hot hot ivarr action

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~The Boneless on his Throne of Thorns~

Since my last ivarr throne pic was so loved, i decided to make a few more for all of you thirsty Ivarr simps 😉❤

#yum yum yum #more ivarr please #ivarr ragnarsson #that throne's giving me ideas #hur hur hur

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#ragnarsson brothers #ivarr ragnarsson #ubba ragnarsson #halfdan ragnarsson #more ivarr please