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I... was stressed today, so I went to a nearby place that I like to grab a pint, hoping for some nice relaxing quiet time. alas there was a game on tonight and it's a sports bar, so it was anything, but relaxing and quiet. the food was good, but the team not winning was not good bc people were legit yelling out in dismay and drinking, and bumping tables with their fists. ssso I did the next best thing I could think of, I cut my visit short and went to a local store to buy some boba ice-cream... instead I bought a load of corndogs and... a new pan... because it was pretty and on discount *shrug*

I feel like I'm in a movie with a mid script, when I gal wanders around and eventually buys a random thing in hopes that it will cheer her up lol idk

#tbd bc nonsense #idk why I'm writing this rather than my evening was in many ways very unplanned and odd.

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hmm. either I don't know the language enough or lack that unspoken context people have sometimes

#tbd bc nonsense

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idk lately I have had trouble reading because I swear... female characters... deserve better.

#tbd bc nonsense #maybe it's just me or my luck. #idk idk. some things I find difficult to read or watch lately)

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I think I found an image of what Hel's mind is like lol

although it's a tad more... compartmentalised? than this?

#helish headcanon #is this telepath-core? hehh idk idk #I kinda think now that for her fellow telepaths her mind is a lot. #it's probably like that ominous image of a giant overworking plant...))

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#hel of an otp #a'queue'rate

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i do unironically think the best artists of our generation are posting to get 20 notes and 3 reblogs btw. that fanfic with like 45 kudos is some of the best stuff ever written. those OCs you carry around have some of the richest backstories and worldbuilding someone has ever seen. please do not think that reaching only a few people when you post means your art isn't worth celebrating.

#all things squishy #a'queue'rate

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M1: The Incredible Expanding Crab ©

#forever married to adventure #a'queue'rate

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PEOPLE I'D LIKE TO GET TO KNOW BETTER !

Alias / name: Evan/Squishy

Birthday: not comfortable saying as of late

Zodiac sign: fishes

Height: 157 cm

Hobbies: long walks, reading, writing, gaming; going to the gym; watching educational shows, documentaries, food content creators; puzzle games... anything that can distract my brain and lets me learn new things. I also take weird pride in assembling the humour tag on this blog? bags... I donno, I love bags. I have too many bags. just, bags.

Favourite colour: I don't have one; I think every colour has its right time and place.

Favourite book: the one I haven't read yet!! jk, jk. I'd say all the Sherlock Holmes stories. anything by Edgar Allan Poe is also a classic to me. I have a small book of Ray Bradbury's short stories, there is something about them that I infinitely love.

Last film / show: Agatha Christie's Poirot.

Inspiration: it's usually a combination of writing, reading and listening to music. I get surprisingly inspired by some of the news I read. you can't come up with better stories than life does.

Story behind url: things Hel does are "so helish".

Fun fact about me: I collect plushies. I was shy to talk about it or admit it, but recently I came across a content creator who collects plushies too. and he's roughly my age and a man, so I'm like!!! ok, maybe it's not that odd to admit it.

Tagged by: @my-timing-is-digital 💜 ty Tagging: @escapedartgeek @ofdeomnes @littlefandompotato @ghostsandmirrors @ensnchekov @darehearts + if you're reading this I'm too shy to tag you ;) yes you

#all things squishy

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I remember writing somewhere that Helena's uncle was so detached from reality that he basically told his teenage niece to her face that she is ideal for a Section 31 career because she is unfeeling and unemotional.

but today I remembered an interesting fact that although Hel is not above murder, she very much values humans as individuals and to her a productive living being >>> getting rid of a problem. so if she can make a "neutralise mission" about talking people down and taking them in, she will. 10/10 she would.

and she probably had one of the lowest lethality statistics unlike some people cough cough uncle Rick (more like uncle ick).

but also she probably has miscalculated severely in a few cases and got dangerously injured herself. and was likely reprimanded for it many many times.

#helish headcanon #had a feverish daydream today. #where Hel tried to talk down a fellow mad scientist and nearly got killed #then recalled that I already had that daydream before so it must be canon

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Thorens Excelda // Portable gramophone (Switzerland, 1940)

#helish moodboard #this is for device references

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DIMENSIONALSPADES ;; a selective indie multimuse featuring Dr. Julian Bashir of Star Trek: Deep space 9, as well as a variety of muses from video games and sci fi media. ☤ about ☤ rules ☤ muses ☤ interest tracker ☤

#prom'o #a'queue'rate

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"no trespassing" "restricted area" "private property" bro im literally curious by nature

#sohelish #a'queue'rate

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#helish moodboard #a'queue'rate

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(gordon ramsay on star trek) oh what the hell? the gagh is fucking dead! look at this! it’s not moving. it’s feasting with its fucking ancestors in sto’vo’kor! excuse me, darling, how fresh is this gagh? they’re what? fucking hell. thank you. my god, it’s fucking replicated. wow, fuck me.

#all things squishy #I love this)))) #hold up is he Klingon in this scenario cause agshdj

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Star Trek: The Original Series Sentences, Vol. 2

(Sentences from Star Trek: The Orignal Series (1966-1969). Adjust phrasing where needed)

"It's going to take more than logic to get us out of this."

"Life and death is seldom logical."

"I'm sick an tired of your logic!"

"Apparently you need another demonstration of my authority."

"This game has gone on long enough!"

"I was told that you were here. I should have felt it in the air, like static electricity."

"We have a lot of lost time to make up for."

"I never could talk you into anything."

"You're the most cold-blooded man I've ever known."

"I fail to understand why it always gives you pleasure to see me proven wrong."

"My first impression was correct. You are a barbarian."

"Won't you have a drink?"

"Man stagnates if he has no ambition - no desire to be more than he is."

"I am what I am. If there are self-made purgatories, and we all have to live in them, mine can be no worse than someone else's."

"For the first time in my life, I was happy."

"There's nothing more dangerous than a wounded animal."

"I suspect you're becoming more and more human all the time."

"It makes no difference whether you welcome me or not. I am here, and I will stay."

"I have a reputation for ruthlessness. You will find that it is deserved."

"You didn't really think I was going to beat his head in, did you?"

"Don't you realise that what you intend to do will be hopeless?"

"I want facts, not poetry!"

"He's human, outside. Inside, he's a hideous, murdering monster."

"Sometimes, pain can drive a man harder than pleasure."

"You were about to make a medical comment?"

"At times, you seem quite human."

"I sometimes expect too much of you."

"You will cease to pry into my personal matters, or I shall certainly break your neck."

"Ask me no further questions. I will not answer."

"After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting."

"A god cannot survive as a memory. They need love, admiration, worship."

"There is no room for gods."

"I do not threaten. I merely state facts."

"They say there's no Devil, but there is."

"There's something wrong about a man who never smiles, whose conversation never varies from the routine of the job, and who won't talk about his background."

"You can't evaluate a man from logic alone."

"You have a remarkably logical and analytical mind."

"I'll tell you everything you want to know, but not here."

"Believe me, immortality consists largely of boredom."

"Love sometimes expresses itself in sacrifice."

"You're very beautiful."

"The situation between my father and myself has not changed."

#meme'o #a'queue'rate

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#because hel is punsexual #a'queue'rate #helish moodboard #aint that the truth tho

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I caught up with my chores aaaay

#tbd bc nonsense #I'm lying in bed in slight sleepy bliss)) #last week I thought I was drowning and would never catch up w some stuff #took me a while but I did :3