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Ngl, help would be nice

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Imagine being so good and natural at masking that you convince a psychologist with 40+ years of experience that you're just a young girl overwhelmed by adulthood for whole months

#now she congratulates you about being still alive everytime you talk #a flex

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Happy final year, hopefully

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I did miss the vibes of crying in my underwear at midnight

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i have no object permanence about myself. if i’m not in anyones eye sight i assume i have ceased to be. finding out people remember i exist, think about me, and even talk about me when i’m not actively in front of them is startling news every time it is brought to my attention

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reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

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Istg this world just have to wait for me to find ways to do stuff without my dominant arm just stop working altogether and it's gonna be the end for everyone

#giulia's rants

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Small Town Grocery Store Stories: LGBTQ+ friendly edition

Me: minding my own damn business in the grocery store

One of my students and a few of his teammates enter the dairy aisle. 

My student is holding hands with one of his teammates. 

My student: Oh hey, Professor X!

Me, who has both my student and his girlfriend in my class: …Hello

My student, looking at his hand-holding partner: Oh! Don’t worry. My girlfriend knows. Not that I’m cheating! I’m not cheating. I’m not gay.

Hand Holding boy: Not that being gay is a bad thing! It’s a good thing!

My student: Right! But no, listen. We aren’t together, we just hold hands in public sometimes.

Hand Holding Boy: Especially on Friday nights. And weekends. And at away games.

My student: Because sometimes people will say shit and then we can punch them! And if the fight started because someone was being homophobic, coach won’t get mad at us.

Hand Holding Boy: Always nice to punch a homophobe. And [gesturing to another boy in the group] maybe they’ll think twice about saying something to [other boy’s name] if he ever gets a boyfriend and wants to hold his hand for real. The Gay One, resigned but smiling: I’ve decided it’s sweet and not really fucking weird.

#the only “boys will be boys” that i accept and Stan and love

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YOU JUST DESCRIBED THR DREAM IN RHE TAGS NOW I CRH WHILE I PLAY GENSHIN ALONE IN MY COLD (it's very hot, fuck heat waves and fuck fires all over my town) LONELY BED

the worst part ab having online friends is that to maintain the friendship you actually sort of have to have conversations with them. if we were all irl friends i would invite you into my home, give u my xbox controller & let u play a game on my bed while i lie next to u and coexist in ur space and backseat game you

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...no one ever referred to that as pizzussy, but it is very tasty I have to say that

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janky little 5 second doodle because i remembered how jellyfish eat

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BREAKING NEWS: Writer discovers for the millionth time that they can write whatever they want. Join us now to see if the lesson will stick.

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Mood

sigh . i miss my friends

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I mean it was like years ago, kinda miss those times

I remember people that I didn't know just knowing me as that one cult leader and it was very entertaining

Idk if you remember me bUT YOU LIKE GENSHIN TOO?

I REMEMBER YOU GIRLL AND YESSS OMG IVE BEEN PLAYING SINCE 2.3!!

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I mean, as long as I live I guess I'll be here to welcome babies

hello! i would like to join the engene family💓 my name is noe, i write fics for straykids (but who knows now that i have fallen for enhypen (jungwon made my heart go bombom) i might start writing for them one day!) voilà! 😊

Hi baby💞💞💞💞

I already added you into the taglist, so I'm gonna tag all your siblings, welcome in the fam

Babies be nice💞💞🥺

@moonxscribbles @bluejayjay @peachysunoo @sunghoonseyebrowcult @nikipouts @sunki-st @svnghoonie @engenuity @enhypenthusiast @jaeyooniverseeee @incorrectenhypenquotes @yixiangs @jakeyyyy @jakeshim @jasuke @artzyyangel @simpforwendy @bangchanseonyeondan @pardondoyouhavejams @mysticpenguincreation @sunflowersunghoon @monstax-bangtan @gay-jesus-official @sunoo-luvs @mmagicshop @jayzul @haneul-s @hard-life-of-a-multi-stan @i--land @just-a-gay-bean @littlejisung @rainbowsocks @cutiieehyunjin @wonbunsu @silverstonemanor-deactivated202 @mojjisxng @shalanos @kookieandbananamilk @newdayslinguine @enhypenmemes @jopping-nung @lifeisamuffin @enhypenworld @jungwons-knuckles @dearheeseung @theneighborhoodfangirl @enhypening @starry-sangs @weuschoiceheart @enhypen-jakehoon

#i don't promise a long time tho