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soaplantro · 8 hours
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this is why anyone who hasn't read the books should really just date someone who has to get the most out of them.
One aspect of the story of Dune that the movies don't make super clear is that, before Paul, the Fremen already had a central leader figure in Liet Kynes. In the book, Kynes has a generations-long plan to gather enough water to transform the environment of Dune (this is why the Fremen have those big pools, they never get super clear about that), then retake the planet for the Fremen and create paradise. Paul showing up and then leaning into the whole Lisan al-Gaib bit pretty much directly gets Kynes killed, creating a power vacuum into which he assumes himself with the aid of his previously-unheard-of levels of white privilege. While Kynes was an ecologist, however, Paul comes from a family of colonial military aristocrats. All Paul can offer the Fremen is all he understands: revenge. Bloody revenge for everything they've endured in centuries of oppression by the Imperium, temporarily in line with the revenge he craves for the Imperium's attempts to control him and his family, and spiritually in line with the resentment built up all across this socially stagnant feudal space empire.
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soaplantro · 8 hours
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i was the first girl to get shrunk so small that they blew a bubble around me and i wasnt even big enough to break the tension in the soap and i floated away into the sky until it popped 100 meters up and i fell for what felt like years due to my low terminal velocity and when i hit the ground i wasnt even hurt and i joined an ant colony. since then ofcourse there have been many others.
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soaplantro · 8 hours
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you're letting your childhood trauma affect how you feel about a perfectly sane individual such as myself
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soaplantro · 22 hours
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I'm generally wary of psychosexual explanations for reactionary behavior, but I think it's an elephant in the room wrt the transmisogynists on here surveilling/stalking trans women, trying to commit gendered social violence against us, and obsessively disgusted toward our sex lives, kinks, bodies, relationships, etc.
I think it's been under-emphasized because the transmisogynists in question on here are often trans men, theyfabs transmisogyny-exempt nonbinary people, gay/bi men, and cis women. people are more willing to recognize and name it when cis straight men are transmisogynists with that dual sexual fixation/disgust toward trans women—e.g. middle-aged cishet white guys who harass trans women from their porn blogs with profile pics of themselves in aviators—but other transmisogyny-exempt people on here are just as sexually obsessed with transfems, including stalking and sexual harassment, and in fact seem to be more organized and adept at it than many of this site's outright fascists
unfortunately, they will also shamelessly use their various identities and marginalization as shields for their behavior, and cry murder if you suggest that they and their favorite very-marginalized smol beans are obsessive transmisogynist sex creeps
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soaplantro · 3 days
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the trans girls are so eager theyre frotting at the mount
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soaplantro · 4 days
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Customer: LOVE HER TOES DMV: LOVE HER TOES Verdict: ACCEPTED
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soaplantro · 4 days
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This is quite useful (Feel free to use <3)
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soaplantro · 4 days
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I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me
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soaplantro · 5 days
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Btw if we’re close enough friends you’re allowed to grab my ass and titties whenever you want. I’m 100% serious. I want you to use my boobs and butt as stress toys, they’re soft and squeezable for a reason :P
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soaplantro · 5 days
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soaplantro · 5 days
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Gofunding my new show Gargantu-ma'am and NO it is NOT a fetish thing! She is a chaste goddess of a woman who goes on adventures trampling the countryside barefoot AS GOD INTENDED
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soaplantro · 6 days
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my new martial arts technique where I strike a nerve cluster that causes your body to instantly undergo the changes of roughly four years of feminizing hormone therapy
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soaplantro · 7 days
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saluton, kion vi volas diri per "shoutout to testament for having by far the most fuckable armpits in fighting game history" kio estas la metriko por ĝi? bonvolu kaj dankon :)
laŭ mia prefero
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soaplantro · 7 days
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soaplantro · 9 days
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soaplantro · 9 days
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Hello, humiliation fetishists? Just wanna let you know your fetish is so normal and there's nothing to be embarrassed about.
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