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“Awe what a delightful day it tissssss in hell!”

“I do think I sssssshall partake in my favorite hobby...”

“HOOVERING OVER A CITY WHILE PRESSING MANY RANDOM, COLORFUL BUTTONS ON MY CONTROL PANNAL WITHOUT PRACTICING ANY FORM OF CAUTION WHATSSSSSSOEVER! AHHHH-HAHAHAHAAAAH!”

#🐍|Classy Style and Flare shall win this war!|Speaking out loud|🐍

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Send 🍼 to see how my muse would react to being handed a baby

#🐍|What the Hell is a MEME?|Memes/Ask Prompts|🐍

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“Nhhhh....This ssssstress is killing me. I feel like I am all twisted up in knots...”

#🐍|Classy Style and Flare shall win this war!|Speaking out loud|🐍

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Sweet fiend. Noted.

Instead of commenting about his filthy claws touching the peoject, they left him be.

There was no protests about the jar of fluff being taken away, instead letting him have at the remains of the container by pushing it into his hands. “ I swear yer makin’ these jokes on purpose an’ I’m used ta getting two-three hours'a sleep that aside, someone hasta keep up with the plannin’. You on the other hand, betcha couldn’t even last stayin’ awake without having coffee in your system let alone have enough energy to pin anybody. ”

They slipped the bag back into the freezer when the machine dinged and pushed the device back into it’s corner on the counter, turning to stare at Pentious with sharp eyes. “ it’s also cute ya think youse have a say.”

His long, serpentine tongue was sliding and rolling all around the spoon, licking the fluffy goo off it as he seemed to really be enjoying, all eyes all over his body were rolled back in euphoria. He paused again and slowly adjusted his hat. “I make no jokessss...I assure you, it is time for your own bed time..If I go, you go..”

Setting the spoon into the sink he would reach up and lightly adjust his bowtie, “I can mosssst certainly last without my coffee...But I get cranky and unfocused..” The low smooth slide of his tail curving side to side as he came in close to the spider. “Rather adorable you think you do as well..” Puffing his chest out a little bit and leaning in close, face to face to look Angel in the eyes.. 

#Angel-Fxced #🐍|A Mobster's Wedding is better then being Dead|Arranged Marriage AU|🐍 #[WHO WILL GET THE OTHER INTO BED FIRST?? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z!!!]

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His movements were detected by the infamous toebeans picking up the slight vibration in the floor, when the serpent slithered closer he was spared a face full of fluff from hair or the gooey substance.

“ Dunno, it’s like their insides or somethin’.” They answered, hearing the pause in response. Angel didn’t need to ask to know that Pentious had pulled an all nighter and possibly planned on going longer, didn’t need him crashing entirely during the day and getting harassed. So, while putting the steak into a Ziploc bag and pressing the button for the air to be removed from it, he was chastised.

“ Go to bed, Penn the project can wait fa a few hours unless ya want me webbin’ you to the bed.”

Standing beside Angel now, he eyed the steak once more and slowly reached his hand could, scooping just a tad of the fluffy goo onto one of his long red claws, before bringing it too his mouth and licking it off. The look on the Pentious’ face probably wouldn’t have been expected, because he gave a rather cheered smile at the taste. He wasn’t big on sweets but that was pretty good. 

“Mhhhph...The inssssssides of a Marshmallow you ssssay? I didn’t know you could squeeze their insides out! Delicious! I do like that...Mhh let me have that jar...Ssssimply must have more sticky white goo in my mouth!” He hissed with delight, waiting for Angel to move to the vacuum-sealer.

He opened the lid and grabbed a spoon, scooping up a hearty amount lick off. Pausing as his would-be “Fiancée” told him to go to bed. The Snake rolled his pink eyes slightly. “Poppycock, I ssssay! I do not need any sssssleep...I have stamina to spare! look at me! I can go all night!” He scoffed at the threat to web him down. “And what about you? Waltzing about all day and night. If anyone needs to be pinned down in bed, it is you!”

#Angel-Fxced #🐍|A Mobster's Wedding is better then being Dead|Arranged Marriage AU|🐍 #[3 Unintentional Innuendos in ONE SETTING! He's on a roll tonight! LMAO]

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“ …. It’s a steak … an’ marshmallow. ” Angel slowly explained, lowering the apparent weapons of sacrilegious culinary arts “ gonna dry age it to uh, get the fat off an’ make it tender. ”

The irony that is Pentious questioning their creations is impeccable. The heir just went quiet for a moment a bit embarrassed about being caught and hip bumped the fridge shut, effectively taking away the main source of light from the scene. “ Why are you up?”

Steak and Marshmallow? Pentious never heard of such an outrageous sin against the art of cooking. This is not how you treat a prime cut of meat. He squinted when the light went off and slithered a bit closer...”Why are the Marsssshmallows all gooey like that?” He muttered as the Spider went silent..

His attention was soon pulled away, standing there beside Angel and shifting his eyes around the room. “I’m alwayssss up at this hour..I jusssst came down for some coffee. I have a new project that needsssss my..” he started to yawn, but was able to catch it. “-My attention..”

#Angel-Fxced #🐍|A Mobster's Wedding is better then being Dead|Arranged Marriage AU|🐍 #[He's like...I thought I was the eccentric one here...BUT THIS!]

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It’s not even sunrise, there’s a sound coming from the kitchen of something raiding the refrigerator and a few clinks of glass attempting to as quiet as possible. From the light in the fridge there was a slab of meat lathered with marshmallow fluff and a device next to it that helped better illuminate the workspace. In the corner by the fridge there was floating pink heart markings that looked familiar.

Toni froze in place with hand caught in the metaphorical cookie jar.

In their hands were a jar of marshmallow fluff and a spoon in the other.

“ ….I can explain – I saw it one a cooking video.”

Neon pink hues were eyeing the meat slathered in a strange, fluffy white substance and to be honest he was not entirely sure what to make of it. A light rattling heard from the snake as he started at it trying to make sense of what he was looking at.

Soon glazing back at the spider and flicking his tongue out for a moment.  “Well pleasssssse do explain...What in the 9 Rings is that?”

#Angel-Fxced #🐍|A Mobster's Wedding is better then being Dead|Arranged Marriage AU|🐍

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“Would anyone care for sssssome Eggnog?”

“...You might ssssay it’s...FRESHLY PRODUCED!”

“AHHHH HAHAHAHAH! I’M SSSSO EVIL! YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!”

#🐍|Classy Style and Flare shall win this war!|Speaking out loud|🐍 #[PENNY WHAT DID YOU DO?!]

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Angel couldn’t help but snort and laugh at his response, this poor fucker.

They stepped forward to grab him by the back of the sleeve while trying not to continue the laughter, they’d never seen him move so fast. “Relax! It’s just a playdate overlooked by Nonna an’ I’m just teasing– fa someone who’s so proud to boast about their achievements ya sure do run away the moment you’re tested.” Angel let him go, “ Go on to your lab, try not to blow yourself up.”

And now he was giving Angel another narrowing of the eyes at the spider laughing slightly when they pulled him back. Okay this was odd, and he wasn’t sure what to make of it. “Wha-...A tesssst? You dare to tessssst me?” Pentious scoffed with that same tone of indignation! He adjusted his hat and his bow-tie. “Are you inssssssinuating that I cannot handle a rugrat on a playdate? Whatever that is? POPPYCOCK!” He spat.

“Why the nerve! Very well! I sssshall watch these little things with you! Hah! And by the end of it, you’ll be down on your knees before me and you sssssshall be worshiping as you scream your amazement to the heavens! THE HEAVENS I SSSSAY!”

#Angel-Fxced #🐍|A Mobster's Wedding is better then being Dead|Arranged Marriage AU|🐍 #[Unintentionally says something extremely dirty as he demands his respect]

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The text had been sent at the moment the serpent had started bragging about his wealth, this was going to be so amusing. Had he noticed the arachnid’s smug expression Pentious would’ve been wise to halt his own pride for a moment. Angel calmly put the mobile back into their cleavage and shrugged.

“Good because my cousin is comin’ wit her kid, we’re babysitting fa a few hours.” They patted his shoulder, “Better not fumble.”

He took sudden pause at that and blinked a few times at the hand on his shoulder, only to narrow his eyes. “WE? What do you mean, WE?” Pentious scoffed with a sense of indignation. Had this been some sort of set-up? “You mean YOU’RE going to babysit! I have much work to be doing today in my lab!” 

“I’m a busy man you know, so I big you A-good day!” And he’s now turning to make his way out of the room. No sir will he be volunteered against his will to watch some child he knows nothing about..

#Angel-Fxced #🐍|A Mobster's Wedding is better then being Dead|Arranged Marriage AU|🐍 #[Pentious just trying to peace the fuck outta there! LMAO]

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" HANG ON, we're not gonna breeze past that victorian testing bit-- you're telling me back then that was the test? WHEN DID IT ESCALATED TA FUCKIN SHOCK THERAPY?!"

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"What in the Nine Circles are you on about? Ssssshock Therapy was not how we treated Hysssstaria back in the day.." The snake scoffs while eyeing Angel.

"Ssssshock Therapy was used on patiants with severe mental disorders such as Schizophrenia, severe mental depression, bi-polar disssssorder, or for those who had been in serious accidents and had been put into a catatonic state...The idea behind ECT, that is to sssssay Electroconvulsive Therapy, was to restart or rewire the damaged nuro-pathways of the brain.."

"Now treating Hysteria on the other hand....Well that was much more ssssimple, my dear! We would use a long metal cylinder shaped rod, with a curved cone head, that had multiple small motors within it, that...When electrical currant passed through, would make them vibrate rapidly. This device was then pressed to a hysterical patient's 'Pleasure Pathways' and of course their genitals in a slow and stimulating motion to induce a medical orgasm!"

"I was quite skilled in alleviating many of my patients of their Hysteria, I can assure you!"

#Angel-Fxced #🐍|What did you Jusssssst say?!|Asks/Replies|🐍 #🐍|Showing some Stylish Evil|In Character|🐍

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“Why the nerve! I’ve had 3 children! I believe I am rather skilled in changing a soiled nappy!”

“ Uh-huh, so you’re tellin’ me if you were asked to change a baby you’d know exactly how ta do everything from the powder to the lil coverings fa said diapers? ”Is already holding up the phone about to call a relative just for the sole purpose of making Pentious regret his moxy.

“Well of course! Who do you take me for!” The snake scoffs as he eyes Angel and the look of doubt on their face. “I use to do it the days before you had all thisssss disposable stuff! We had to reuse all of our nappies and wipes!”

“Thankfully I was rather weathy at the time so i could afford what the common man couldn’t you ssssssee. Bobby-pins out, take a nice warm, wipe bathed in aloe and some watered honey! Add a just a little warm skin oil to prevent a rash, the finessst talcum powerder to dry, and a fresh cloth!”

“Why as I was a Doctor of the time, combined with my ingenuous inventing skills, I created the first ointment for children rashes! Yessss I was a much sought after man of the time!”

#Angel-Fxced #🐍|A Mobster's Wedding is better then being Dead|Arranged Marriage AU|🐍 #[Just going to brag to Angel about his skill set...Unaware of the Spider's wickedness!]

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Think you're just mad, penny, because you couldn't give someone an orgasm if you tried

"PARDON?! You dare to inssssinuate I am ssssssome novice in the art of pleasure?"

"I'll have you know I was married with 3 children back on earth to a sssssimply delectable woman! I believe I know what I am doing!"

"Why...I was also a Doctor in my younger years and had many a woman seeking treatment for their Hysteria!"

"VICTORIAN ERA HYSTARIA TREATMENT! IT'SSSS A THING! You have that Inter-webs thing! Look it up! I was a master of my day! I treated many a woman and they left my office better then when they came in!"

#[With age comes Experience! Nonny!] #🐍|What did you Jusssssst say?!|Asks/Replies|🐍 #🐍|Showing some Stylish Evil|In Character|🐍 #🐍|The Egg Bois|Anonymous|🐍

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" How about instead'a talkin' we do such filth, eh? Ever thought about that? " Has no idea what's happening, they're just happy to be a part of it and taunt him.

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"Wha-...preform such sssshameful acts in the open?! The Nerve! The Audacity! The AMITIGATED GULL!" The snake puts all his eyes on the spider and that grin they are more then likely giving him right now. Ooooh Pentious can smell a taunt coming at him, but he will not engaged..

"I ssssshall not be watching! I have better things to do then engage in sssssuch shameful behavior! Like make weapons of my mass conquest of hell!"

#Angel-Fxced #[Words spoken by a HUGE NERD who clearly doesn't get laid enough! LMAO] #🐍|What did you Jusssssst say?!|Asks/Replies|🐍 #🐍|Showing some Stylish Evil|In Character|🐍

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“Euhg...Sssso much filth to be discussssssed on a day like this...Have you freaks no ssssshame?”

#🐍|Venomous Bites|Dash Commentary|🐍 #[Penny is not amused!]

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A snicker fell from dark painted lips at his proclamation, of course he wouldn’t stop though would those guns be enough to stop the others from curb stomping him into the ground? Angel was slightly glad he’d never met their twin, especially since she found out about the trickery Henry had done …. as well as the news ordeal. When Angel heard the click they let their hair come tumbling back down in waves and excitedly spinning around again as Pentious said he’ll take them even more at the mention of hot chocolate… honestly if he kept Angel distracted enough he could definitely get away with a bit of mayhem for a treat.

“Wait, do they put the lil crumbles'a candy canes on top? Is there marshmallow fluff or is it just whipped cream?” Pentious had completely made Angel do a 360 at the mention of the drink, they even fluffed up a bit. The spider grabbed the serpent’s hands and lightly squeezed in poorly contained excitement, “Do ya know if they have the cute gingerbread people this year?”

Naturally, Angel really didn’t care for holidays though the idea of treats was certainly fetching.

As Angel’s hair came down, Penny would run his claws through the curls to fan them out a bit, then turn away to adjust his bowtie in the mirror, looking himself and his hat over as they both grinned at their own stylish reflection, for the sake of the Holiday Spirit he had a little mistletoe pin on his color, rather festive indeed.

It was only till Angel’s excited voice sounded di he turn to face them again, feeling the Spider grabbing his wrists. He looked mildly confused at the questions, what the heck were candy cane crumbles? What was marshmallow fluff? Whipped cream?? Has the world lost it’s mind? 

And Gingerbread People? This not something he recalled there being from Christmas at his time on earth..

Pentious only stared for a moment at Angel with a blank look, whatever all that was, he was sure they should have it, why not? So he put on a big smile at the Spider’s wonder and excitement and simply nodded.

 “Well, I do believe they do, my dear! Why not? And if they do not, I am certain we can find our own and hand make it just as you like! Yessss, and plenty of  Christmas Puddin’ and ssssstuffed goose, and even a Partridge in your Pear Tree!” Yes just best to make sure Angel was happy right now. After all they were friends, and Pentious did somewhat care for the happiness of those close to him, Angel normally seemed to tense and upset at times when around their family anyway..

“We’ll have the mosssst, uhh...HOLY JOLY time at the festival, and when that Fat Demon in the red suit squeezes his ass down the chimney this ssssseason, he’ll see the jolliest bunch of assholes thissssss side of the Nut-house!” Pentious assured Angel. “Why don’t you go get all prettied up and we’ll go out on the town and view the decorations..”

#Angel-Fxced #🐍|A Mobster's Wedding is better then being Dead|Arranged Marriage AU|🐍 #[Pentious is like...I have no idea what that is...But sure! All for you! We'll get it!]

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There were Feral Demons all over the ship as it fell through the skies of hell, little Egg Bois and large Rotted Egg Monsters fighting against the Winged Horrors all over the haul that were trying to get in..

A Plasma Pistol in hand as Pentious took shots at each creature reaching in through the holes for him, jagged claws swiping, ports and generators bursting into flames all over...

And yet all that went through his mind was not fear, or dread, the world seeming to fall into slow motion as the ship went down, and a scene from long ago memory was brought back from his Naval Days as a young lad in the Queen’s Navy...

Oh, I bid farewell to the port and the land And I paddle away from brave England's white sands To search for my long ago forgotten friends To search for the place I hear all sailors end As the souls of the dead fill the space of my mind I'll search without sleeping 'til peace I can find I fear not the weather, I fear not the sea I remember the fallen, do they think of me? When their bones in the ocean forever will be Plot a course to the night to a place I once knew To a place where my hope died along with my crew So I swallow my grief and face life's final test To find promise of peace and the solace of rest As the souls of the dead fill the space of my ears Their laughter like children, their beckoning cheers My heart longs to join them, sing songs of the sea I remember the fallen, do they think of me? When their bones in the ocean forever will be When at last before my ghostly shipmates I stand I shed a small tear for my home upon land Though their eyes speak of depths filled with struggle and strife Their smiles below say I don't owe them my life As the souls of the dead fill the space of my eyes And my boat listed over and tried to capsize I'm this far from drowning, this far from the sea I remember the living, do they think of me? When my bones in the ocean forever will be Now that I'm staring down at the darkest abyss I'm not sure what I want but I don't think it's this As my comrades call to stand fast and forge on I make sail for the dawn 'til the darkness has gone As the souls of the dead live for'er in my mind As I live all the years that they left me behind I'll stay on the shore but still gaze at the sea I remember the fallen and they think of me For our souls in the ocean together will be I remember the fallen and they think of me For our souls in the ocean together will be...

#🐍|Scientific Exploits and Formulas|Drabbles|🐍 #[Basically what went through Pentious' mind as he fought against the Feral Demons]