Pets love to show up like Hello i am Mystery Wet :)
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Oh thank God
Sorry I'm not as knowledgeable about cock jewellery as you
Can anyone explain to me why children's classic The Neverending Story just described a stag with golden antlers as wearing a cock ring?
Serious question, did a Prince Albert used to mean something else?? Or is this something I need to inform the publisher about?
It says the stag was walking erect, lads.
I bet he fucking was
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Can anyone explain to me why children's classic The Neverending Story just described a stag with golden antlers as wearing a cock ring?
Serious question, did a Prince Albert used to mean something else?? Or is this something I need to inform the publisher about?
It says the stag was walking erect, lads.
I bet he fucking was
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im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to
spiderman dances to the beat
no matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour
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In retrospect, a podcast episode about the Radium Girls was not a restful choice for sleepy bedtime listening
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Im drawing wings everywere. Someone help me
HE IS HIS STAR, AAAAARRRGH
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It's my 11 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
Is this an achievement?? I actually thought it was longer but must've been including the years I was a lurker
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NO LITTLE DYKE GIRL DONT SAY MEN DNI YOURE PERPETUATING RADFEM/TERF IDEALS OF WHAT A ''REAL'' LESBO IS LIKE!!! NO LITTLE DYKE GIRL YOURE NOT IMMUNE TO PROPAGANDA!!!!!! NO LITTLE DYKE GIRL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You have two wolves inside you. One of them is Shane, the other is Ryan
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quick beej :)
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Came back wrong, but it's Hawkeye Pierce from the Korean War with severe PTSD and alcoholism
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