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Back on my bullshit.

#glee #glee concert movie #terri schuester #jesse st. james #letterboxd wrapped

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I think this is becoming a yearly tradition.

#spotify wrapped #glee #this might be late but that’s just because I presumed I had already posted it

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STILL IN THE TOP 0.05% OF GLEE CAST LISTENERS THIS YEAR.

#spotify wrapped #I listened to it for legit half the time this year #whoever is getting a better percentage: who hurt you? #glee cast #glee #chris colfer is god

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Willa and Bucky are the ULTIMATE mean lesbian/annoying gay combo. Absolute besties in the WORST way.

#zombies 3 #zombies dcom #willa lykensen #bucky buchanan #this film was a win for the gays #no I will not stop talking about this film #ever

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My friend is part way season 1 and she edited this.

#I’m beyond proud that I have corrupted her brain in this way #I should note that she hasn’t even gotten up to Hairography #so she’s never seen them actually interact #and yet somehow #here they are #glee #quinn fabray #kurt hummel #kuinn #let them be besties that harass each other frequently

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I’m rewatching Glee with one of my friends, so I might actually start posting again. I don’t want to.

#I hate this account #and yet it perseveres #glee rewatch #glee #this was the result of months of peer pressure and ranting #so this rewatch is much more important to me than if I watched it on my own #it also means I have to defend characters

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It’s time, ladies.

#glee cast #spotify wrapped #Glee actually was my top artist #so I thought this was appropriate #glee #if I were a boy (glee cast) was my top glee song #and my 4th overall song #because I have amazing taste

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If my best friend, who I have a deeply homoerotic relationship with (which I refuse to acknowledge because of my MASSIVE comp-het), started murdering men because she was kinda possessed by a demon, I would simply help her. RIP to Anita ‘Needy’ Lesnicki, but I’m different.

#it’s called being gay #look it up #(it’s also called being at least a lot in love with Jennifer #do I think their relationship was incredibly toxic? yes #however: women #wlw #jennifer’s body #horror

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Me and my sister are currently debating the logistics of A Very Potter Musical or Spies Are Forever existing in the Glee universe.

#glee #a very potter musical #spies are forever #we came to Conclusions #but I’m not sure what ones

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The second best DCOM ever made is a better remake of the best non-DCOM film ever made.

#I love Roxanne so much #but it has NOTHING on Let it Shine #the fact that my dad’s favourite film is a less good version of a DCOM is so funny to me #he loved watching Let it Shine so I’ll forgive him #I always forget it’s a remake #then I rewatch it #let it shine #dcom #disney channel original movie

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Do I completely believe that the warblers in general would 100% use steroids? Yeah.

Do I think Jeff would?? No. Fuck off.

#jeff sterling #the warblers #I love them all #but none of them have to moral compass appropriate to not do steroids #except Jeff #who’s only crime would be minor arson #but that would be provoked

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Do I have a full PowerPoint (it’s currently 91 slides long) which is just fanfic promts for Glee? Yes.

Do I ever intend to share these with someone else so that I can actually read them? Not really.

#it’s just so I can get my brain to shut up #sometimes maladaptive dreaming is fun #sometimes it’s just imagining all the trauma your comfort characters could go through #Glee #kurt deserved better #and so most of them are about him #and just him having good friendships #there’s only 4 slides not about him #kurt hummel #maybe it’s because kurt is my emotional support character and i emotionally attached myself to him a little too much #maybe it’s just because I’m gay

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I’ve made the very personal decision that Alex is not cis.

My two main reasons:

I’m emotionally attached to him and thus I project all of my problems onto him.

We have the same name (I chose mine when I realised no gender, maybe he did too).

#I also think this about Flynn and/or Carrie because I feel powerful #jatp #alex mercer #alex jatp #I’ve decided that no character I relate to is allowed to be cishet #originally it was just a sexuality based thing #now I crave gender #I look at a character and go #‘yeah that’s my gender’ #and I immediately revoke their gender privileges #it’s called projecting an unhealthy amount onto comfort characters #jatp headcanons #I guess?? #this is less a headcanon and more me just pretending it is canon so I can finally be happy

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Brb, I’m just gonna go do a mini analysis of the difference between Kurt in Rock Horror and the drag storyline vs Prom Queen, with a little sprinkle of Preggers, 2009 and Laryngitis.

#I couldn’t do this in detail for my article #because I needed to cut down my word count once I got to 4 pages #but I means I have nowhere to put these thoughts #so I just go on mental tangents about them sometimes #kurt hummel my beloved

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Someone on this hellsite has named their cat after a shitty queerbait ship. I can feel it in my bones.

#destiel #klance #johnlock #I feel like those 3 are most likely #and the most concerning #we all know someone’s done it #catradora isn’t queerbait but someone did that #and you know what? #at least that’s funny

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My sister’s hot take about Scooby Doo and why it is the most important franchise.

#scooby doo #destiel #her argument is that everyone who died was straight and/or rich #so scooby doo is both queer and communist media #(as all things should be)

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Do I consider the Glee concert movie as canon? Yes.

Do I just say this so I have an excuse to rewatch it for the article I’m writing? Maybe.

#glee concert movie my beloved #my dad got me it on DVD for my birthday because he wanted an excuse to watch it #glee #I spent the whole time complaining that Chris didn’t have enough solos #Kurt Hummel my beloved #chris colfer is god #and then the warblers has their section and I showed off my unnecessary knowledge of all of their names #and the spent the entire rest of it complaining about the fact Wes wasn’t there (which stressed me out more than it should’ve) #this is a Wesley Montgomery stan account #wes warbler my beloved #he’s the side character I picked for the next couple of months to care about too much