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smugglingduckling · 3 years
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Imagine your driving down a backroad after school, windows down, country music blasting. In the drivers seat, your dream guy. Y'all are the only ones on the road so he's ignoring all the road rules. It's getting dark so he pulls over, just as the perfect love song comes on. Y'all stand in the headlights of his truck and just dance. You wish you could stay there forever. That's Heaven. Yup, imma be lonely forever.
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smugglingduckling · 3 years
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People who would've been friends if they had met each other: Greys Anatomy Edition:
Lexie and Amelia
Link and Callie
Arizona and Cormac
George and Casey
Feel free to add on
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smugglingduckling · 3 years
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Ive looked for this legendary post for about 9 months
my cat hates taking his pills. the only way we can get him to eat them is to turn it into an elaborate pantomime - we take the packet out of the cupboard slowly and hold it up, saying “oh!! what’s this? what’s this? a TREAT? a TREAT for louis????” while making surprised faces. we offer him a pill… then, before he has a chance to sniff it, we wag our fingers at him and replace it in the packet so it becomes a Tantalising Forbidden Mystery. we continue doing this until he’s so confused and excited that he will eat the pill as fast as possible, just so he can find out what it is before we can take it away from him again. as soon as he’s eaten it he looks utterly disappointed and betrayed, like a child who just ate a delicious sweet only to find it was a chocolate-coated brussels sprout. it never gets old
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smugglingduckling · 3 years
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School is 85% of your texts being, "Do you have a pic of the homework," or, "Did we have homework?" or, "Can you help me with the homework?" The other 15% is asking people for money for school fundraisers.
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smugglingduckling · 3 years
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ADHD
What do you mean I can't scroll through Instagram, listen to music, and watch Netflix at the same time? ADHD says I can.
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smugglingduckling · 3 years
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isn't adhd the best?
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I hyperfixate easily, okay?
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smugglingduckling · 3 years
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School is so mentally and physically exhausting. I have to wake up at 5am to be at school at 6am, be there till 5, stay up till 11 doin homework, get in bed by 12, then memorize a speech for half an hour to an hour. And last night I was home alone and had nothing to do, so I was laying on my bed and listening to my music and the last time I saw on my clock was 8:30 and the next thing I know, it 9:30 the next day and I slept for 13 hours.
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smugglingduckling · 3 years
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Anyone else sitting at the counter, eating ramen, and watching Vampire Diaries even though they have 3 projects all due in the next week or just me?
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smugglingduckling · 3 years
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what- i woke up to this- and i can't spell when im half asleep but i can use caps and punciation?
How many meese were sparred after that brutal moose massace? mooseacer?
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smugglingduckling · 4 years
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Im about to bring back some memories
(high school band hall at 11:30 after a football game and everything is put away)
DM: HOW ARE YOUR FEET!
YOU: TOGETHER!
DM: STOMACH!
YOU: IN!
DM: CHEST!
YOU: OUT!
DM: SHOULDERS!
YOU: BACK!
DM: HEAD!
YOU: UP!
DM: EYES!
YOU: WITH PRIDE!
DM: EYYYEES!
YOU: WITH PRIDE!!!
DM: EEEYYYEEESS!
YOU: WITH PRIDE!!!!!!
DM: go home. get some sleep. be back here bright and early tomorrow for contest.
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