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i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father 

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#🩵🩷

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King Laios

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Birthday present for my dear friend @wh0re-huds0n ⚡️🏎️

#lightning mcqueen #mater cars #doc hudson #pixar cars #my art

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#bg3

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do you weep

often

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it genuinely makes me sad that “happy wife, happy life” is a phrase that means “I make my wife happy because if I don’t she’ll be annoying and fuck up my day” when it should mean “I keep my wife happy because seeing her smile genuinely makes my heart light up with mirth, I love hearing her joyful laugh, I love making her happy”

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this may or may not be a fantasy writing exercise for me. please reblog

#an ancient tome

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this may or may not be a fantasy writing exercise for me. please reblog

#vial of glowing liquid

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Sympathising with my mother but at the same time

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💐💐💐

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very beautiful, very powerful

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More Model Swap Shenanigans, Part 13

#bg3 #nudity

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the paladin and her cleric 🤍🌙

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