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ominous flask I found at a Goodwill in Phoenix AZ

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when a character is written inconsistently because nobody thought about it that hard and you're like it's time for me to get in there.. and think about it that hard

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Y’know what? Fuck you. *Plays an acoustic guitar version of your leitmotif to show you still have tenderness and care in your heart, and compassion for others*

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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

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kiribaku

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you. american adult with a drivers license. can you tell me who has the right of way at a 4 way stop

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based on sth i saw on twitter :)

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"tumblr thinks this" "tumblr users act like that" the only thing all tumblr users do is look at posts.

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kon: ugh who died and left you in charge??

tim: there’s actually no way you just said that …

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Trying to figure out a reasonable age difference for the Robins is like the worst math word problem except you measure the answer with your heart

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the weird thing is, when I view my job as some sort of background extra it becomes much more palatable. people go to a library and see me shelving a stack of books in my cardigan and glasses (now with glasses chain!) and they go "yeah, that's exactly right. that's how it's supposed to be in a library." and for some reason, that's comforting? the work is whatever, and the customers are customers, but sometimes it feels like I'm being paid just to make sure this places looks right, and I find that very fun.

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Girl you need to get out of bed faster than this

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My Hero Custody Battle Memes

Explanation of this au here

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