skelestruct

[skelestruct]

(source)

[skelestruct]

Out of context Quotes from my campaigns

Warning: Profanity

“Exasperation, exacerbation, extra-masturbation”

“Are you mad I just did 9 piss damage?”

“He pulled the mace from his Himcage” - In reference to a skeleton friend named Rib

“Well just draw some angry eyebrows on him, we need the money!”

“My God demanded I sell this dank kush.” -Our Paladin

“Yeah, we don’t just want ‘Hall Spit’ as a reward.”

“You dismount the manticore as the wood elf is Burt Reynoldsing down the way.”

“You are pubes, hear him roar.”

“I heard him shrug.”

“Can we dance battle the lich?”

“You’ve just crit with ghost shit…” -DM

“Granted, that’s ice cream and not dead kids.”

“We’ve got 2 ropists on the team.”

“How’d that elf get in our truck? IS HE GONNA PIMP OUR RIDE? It’s XZIBIT!”

“The horse is in the suitcase *Kick open the suitcase*. Out comes a very startled horse.”

“We’re gonna turn you in too if you don’t put your dicks away.”

“What does HE do?” “He has a mace and he’s a lot of fun!”

“*Mystery magic arrow hits enemy, enemy turns into a sheep* Oh. So that’s what that does.”

“Oh, you KNOW I’m gonna throw a horse corpse.”

“You’ve been grabbed by a snake with 2 arms… You’ve been grabbed by a lizard with no legs.”

“The bones haven’t noticed you.”

“That’s one dragonkin per square foot!”

“You all look at where Jerry was standing and Jerry is now a bear.”

“I’m gonna go ahead and use Shatter the Grundel.”

“Ladies and gentlemen, the door is now purring… And I am out of eggs.”

“All this damn DLM shit, GET A JOB AND GET OUT OF THE ROAD”

“We’re facing a freakin’ army of horse tossers!”

“EAT ME, YOU ELEGANT, C***”

“Don’t cut off the whore’s hand”

“I cut off the snake’s hand”

[skelestruct]

“Can I roll perception to see if the guard has a nice ass?”

- Our cleric, making the first roll of the entire campaign (it was a nat 1)

[skelestruct]

Idk about killing for you but I’d definitely die for you!

significantly less useful

[skelestruct]

Being 90’s spinoffs of anthro cartoons with big ensemble casts, except focused on a queer-coded dynamic duo (consisting of an egocentric, easily irritable short king and his tall, kind and dimwitted partner) trying to balance their night-time adventures with the relatable struggles of modern adult life.

[skelestruct]

The difference between int and wis

[skelestruct]

was looking through an old sketch book from i think 7th grade and found this alien character so i thought it be fun to draw them again!

[skelestruct]

I would like to thank Terry Pratchett for convincing me it’s okay to write openly ridiculous urban fantasy that mashes together different time periods, because I just got to write a mafia necromancer with Joe Pesci’s voice say “I’m coursin’ wit’ unholy power over here”

[skelestruct]

[skelestruct]

Encounter: some rebellious bad-boy velociraptors I found in a kids book at work

[skelestruct]

Why are you fat?

cause everytime i fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich

[skelestruct]

[skelestruct]

[skelestruct]

They are as far from the best movies as I am from being mentally healthy, but I don't think they're quite worthy of a word as strong as hate. I believe that if you can get the majority of people to agree your movie is good, even if ironic, that's worth something, no matter how dog shit a movie is.

i hate shrek. fuck you.

[skelestruct]

New and horrible creations 😘

https://strange-aeons.myshopify.com/

[skelestruct]

Honestly if you hate tumblr and you want to try a different website like it i’d reccomend this i’ve been browsing it for hours and having a ton of fun 

[skelestruct]

most of the actors that have ‘chaotic energy’ according to tumblr are literally just european