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Fuck it we bawl (starts sobbing uncontrollably)
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cringe ass family ❤
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racism understanders on this website be like don't be racist those poor brown people are so noble their religions and cultures must be so liberating no way their is any complexity to their lives
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do people even know the extent of sanctions on the iranian people? my mom's family can't afford fruit anymore. it's a state of psychological warfare; literally nobody living there has any sort of hope for the future. added sanctions from the EU are going to destroy the lives of 87 million innocent people
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(english butler voice) Will you be making an attempt on your life this evening, sir?
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In ancient times, a “bus” was a sort of terrestrial beast. the people of the time harnessed their regular territorial patrol routes by climbing down their maw. buses had complex a nerve system threading throughout their bodies. passengers found that pressing down on certain nodes of this system sent an electrical signal to the creatures brain, causing it to stop moving and open its jaws, allowing passengers to dismount.
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me looking up at you after you call my name
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‘aemond takes harrenhal finds a witch who looks uncannily like his mother with almost the same name and takes her as a sex prisoner’ and ‘larys meets the queen who looks uncannily like his witch older sister (who breastfed him) with almost the same name and starts a multi-decade long campaign to psychologically and sexually torment her’ fight
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Girl: maybe he’s not a real leftist after all
Me trying to spell bougerwahzee bougiorsee boojuarsae. Boourjua-
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Hello! Rent was due yesterday but I'm still $20 short, so I'd appreciate any help if possible. I've been struggling with making enough money for food and bills lately because my fiance and I are both chronically ill and have a picky cat. My car's also been overdue for an oil change since two months ago. I'd appreciate any help if possible, thank you!
My cashapp is $EmberReed
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If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.
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that picture of the little boy holding a puppy and smiling with the writing on the bottom that says hi daddy this is my doggy chelsea isn't she cute i love you and the picture of the cat with the writing that says our michael... pet photos of all time
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criterion should let me in their closet to pick movies.
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In 1988, ACT UP protested the FDA withholding HIV treatment due to requiring unethical double-blind studies of medication they already knew worked.
In 2024, trans activists protested promoters of an NHS-funded report requiring unethical double-blind studies of medication they already knew worked.
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luke & vader - my limb
“the skywalker suicides” by me / hayley williams / louise bourgeois / joan tierney
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