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sitaarein · 1 year
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In the wake of the pandemonium sprung upon the Witcher fandom this weekend, I’d like to propose Netflix’s alternate strategy:
As the show gets further and further from the books and games, they change Geralt’s actor with increasing frequency. No one in the show questions it and eventually Netflix stops announcing when they’re bringing on a new actor.
At the end, in the final episode of the final season, after 7+ actors have played Geralt, we’ve made it to the climactic battle. After hours of holding the enemy off single-handedly (and I mean this literally) Ciri calls for Geralt’s help. Cue dramatic music and moody lighting. From out of the fog steps out every actor who has played Geralt in full costume. There’s five seconds of silence eventually broken by Jaskier screaming In the background,: “I told you he changed! I’m not crazy!”
The directions for the rest of the episode reads like a poorly done high school drama parody (bad fighting, deadpan delivery, whatever fate they give Geralt, all the actors have to stand in a line and deliver the same lines before it happens). All the characters treat this as if it’s totally normal.
While we’re all still reeling, the end credits begin and Netflix starts with a sweet message thanking everyone who helped makes this series. Then, right before the credits cut to black, a small message pops up, thanking the fans for their support of the Witcher Parody, and lists that the faithful book adaptation starring Henry Cavill will start releasing next month.
Tumblr implodes once word reaches that Netflix has successfully pulled off the greatest long con in entertainment history.
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sitaarein · 1 year
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@storyseekers event 08 : favorite 2020 read  —  if we were villains
how could we explain that standing on a stage and speaking someone else’s words as if they are your own is less an act of bravery than a desperate lunge at mutual understanding?
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sitaarein · 1 year
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sitaarein · 1 year
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yknow maybe we should let ryan reynolds stay - the guy has his likes and following hidden like a true tumblrina.
or we have him and neil gaiman duke it out for the coveted position of The Only celebrity allowed on tumblr, which is infinitely more entertaining.
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sitaarein · 1 year
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girl helppp
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sitaarein · 1 year
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love in any form is just like *points at something* “that’s us” *points at something* “haha u” *points at something* “it’s y
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sitaarein · 1 year
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“Fuck you, Robin Hood, and your merry band of cunts.” - Ceelia Bennet (The Bastard Son & The Devil Himself, Episode 1.7)
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you can save everyone. soul, look at me. you can have everything.
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sitaarein · 1 year
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tbsatdh cast my beloveds 🫀
pt 1+2
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sitaarein · 1 year
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“They killed her because of hatred. They killed her because of revenge and anger… and hurt and politics. They killed her because of a war that has been going on so long that anyone who was there when it started is bones in the fucking ground. Killed her because they’re sons of bitches and fucking cowards. You know this, Nathan. You know it’s not your fault.” - Ceelia Bennet to Nathan Byrne on his mother’s death (The Bastard Son & The Devil Himself, Episode 1.6)
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he was a witch, caravaggio. did you know that?
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The Bastard Son and the Devil Himself
“I know Harry shags Hermione at the end. Ron. She ends up shagging Ron. That was gonna annoy me.”
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sitaarein · 1 year
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Nothing would ever be more iconic than a climatic prelude to the heated scene interrupted by the annoyed "Please don't fuck in my bathroom".
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sitaarein · 1 year
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this is ur friendly reminder that Gabriel is 19 idk what the fuck Netflix were doing implying he was older
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sitaarein · 1 year
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zlibrary gone... FUCK TIKTOK FUCK BOOKTOK I hope that app burns in hell
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Jay Lycurgo, Nadia Parkes, and Emilien Vekemans as Nathan Byrne, Annalise O'Brien, and Gabriel Boutin in The Bastard Son and The Devil Himself (2022)
“I love you both too, alright? It’d be a shit time to die.” 
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