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sirpainbagel · 2 days
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bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent
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sirpainbagel · 11 days
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someone posted footage of that morshu at the twins game people have been talking about
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sirpainbagel · 1 month
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sirpainbagel · 2 months
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sirpainbagel · 2 months
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“coke is better!” “pepsi is better!” wrong. squirt supremacy.
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sirpainbagel · 2 months
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I’m sorry for the poor quality, it’s my first time editing a video and uploading it to youtube 😭💦 I swear I’ll make some quality timelapse video if I ever want to make one again in the future, but for now enjoy me being indecisive about what filter I wanted to use!
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sirpainbagel · 3 months
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yeah i can feel shrimp emotions. thats why im on mood stabilizers
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sirpainbagel · 3 months
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*raises a glass* to the queers without a new years kiss tonight
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sirpainbagel · 3 months
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having a uterus SUCKS man bc all day you'll be feeling the "hey bestie check your pants 😃 check it right now 😃 you might be getting your period 😃 hey bestie i think youre bleeding 😃" and then when you check if you got your period and your body is like WRONG ❌️ its The Slime
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sirpainbagel · 3 months
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in this new year I want you to be alright. I hope you move out. I hope you have enough money to feel safe. I hope you abandon shame and forgive yourself. I hope you get enough sleep and some good news. I hope you laugh a lot and the heaviness of the world eases a bit. I wish you to be alright.
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sirpainbagel · 3 months
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hmmhmm *nods* hm
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sirpainbagel · 3 months
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"what that mouth do" gnaw and chew and munch and nibble and chomp and bite u
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sirpainbagel · 3 months
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There's a weevil haunting my blog
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sirpainbagel · 4 months
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sirpainbagel · 4 months
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wheres seasons greasons
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