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siriuslyblacksstuff · 2 years
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Sirius, tied up: Personally, I blame you.
James, tied up next to him: How can it possibly be my fault?
Sirius: Beacuse otherwise it would be my fault. And that can't be right.
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siriuslyblacksstuff · 2 years
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Sirius: I want to wake up with you everyday for the rest of our lives.
Remus: I wake up at 4:30 AM.
Sirius:
Sirius: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.
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siriuslyblacksstuff · 2 years
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Remus: We need a distraction.
Sirius: Is anyone here hood at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
James, whispering: My time has come.
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siriuslyblacksstuff · 2 years
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Sirius: I was arrested for being so cool.
Remus: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
Credit to: @literaturemoons
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siriuslyblacksstuff · 2 years
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James: You're right.
Remus: That's...that's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
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siriuslyblacksstuff · 2 years
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Remus: How's the sexiest person here~?
Sirius: I don't know, how are they~?
Remus, flustered: I-
James, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
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siriuslyblacksstuff · 2 years
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Remus: Would you stab your bestfriend in the leg for 10 million hold?
Sirius: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
James: You can stab me too, then we can have 20 million.
Sirius: Good thinking.
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siriuslyblacksstuff · 2 years
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Sirius: I've already sent good vibes your way...they're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them.
Remus: This is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up.
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siriuslyblacksstuff · 2 years
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Lily: I'm going to take you out.
James: Great, It's a date.
Lily: I meant that as a threat-
James: See you at five!
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siriuslyblacksstuff · 2 years
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Sirius: There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way and the James way.
Remus: Isn't that the wrong way?
Sirius: Yes, but it's faster.
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siriuslyblacksstuff · 2 years
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James: Six months....SIX MONTHS.
Sirius: What's wrong with him?
Lily, trying not to laugh: It's nothing really.
James: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT.
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siriuslyblacksstuff · 2 years
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Remus: This is a mistake.
Sirius, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
Remus: But not today.
Sirius, still enthusiastic: Oh no, today's going to be a mess.
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siriuslyblacksstuff · 2 years
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Sirius: *makes Remus a cup of tea but puts salt in it*
Remus: *sips tea*
Sirius:
Remus: *finishes tea*
Sirius: Didn't it taste bad?
Remus: Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all.
Sirius, tearing up: Oh okay.
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siriuslyblacksstuff · 2 years
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Remus: You spent all our money on THIS??
Sirius, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.
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siriuslyblacksstuff · 2 years
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James: Hold on! I'm having one of those things... a headache with pictures.
Remus: What the fvck?
Sirius: He's having an idea.
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siriuslyblacksstuff · 2 years
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Sirius: *Accidentally hits Remus in the face*
Sirius: *Trying to decide between saying 'I'm fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*
Sirius: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?
Remus: What's wrong with you?!
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siriuslyblacksstuff · 2 years
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Sirius: I need to dye my hair.
Remus: ...
Sirius: Or get another tattoo.
Remus: ...
Sirius: Or a new piercing.
Remus: Why?
Sirius: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.
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