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I need to throw hands

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i'm kinda like who that death cab was for

#asdfghjkl #death cab for cutie

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i learned that each woman spends approximately $5,600 on her period over her lifetime (x)

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i don’t grow out of my interests they simply become absorbed into me as i get older like tree rings

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“no matter how badly you think you’re doing it, someone else has done it a lot worse and been fine” is applicable to a wide, wide range of things and i say it to myself all the time

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fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated

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Not even a week old

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Everyone says that the eagles should have just carried the ring to Mordor but people who really know their lore know that they were actually stuck in some sort of hotel

#lotr #funny

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Embarrassment of dad’s 20 special character long guest wifi password written in 6pt architect print vs my mother refusing to buy bowls unless they’re perfect (we now only have 3 baby food bowls from the 90s) when company comes over

FIGHT

#ghost posts #shout out to my mutual who literally mailed me a bowl #it’s my bowl so my mom can’t complain #the guest wifi password is harder than the main one

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struggling to comprehend the scale of the mistake I almost just made

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paying a little visit to a beloved mutual's blog after not seeing them on the dash for a while as if i'm dropping by their cottage with some biscuits and jams in a wicker basket