simpforthemcu
simpforthemcu
If you get killed walk it off
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simpforthemcu · 26 days ago
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simpforthemcu · a month ago
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Tony: You know how you always wanted a new Rolex watch?
Pepper:Yes?!?
Tony, opening the door: That's right, I got a llama!
Pepper, simultaneously: What?!?!
Y/n, simultaneously: YES!!
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simpforthemcu · a month ago
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simpforthemcu · 2 months ago
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Avengers Gc
🕸Nat: Hey guys guess who I found making out👀
*😝Y/N has left the chat*
*🕷Peter has left the chat*
👨‍🏭Tony: BAHAHAHAH
👴Steve: Wait- Seriously?
🦅Sam: AHAHAHAHA
⛈Thor: Those midgardians are cute.
💄Wanda: I agree with Thor, what about you vis?
🤖Vision: yes, I agree with Wanda and Thor.
👴Steve: I swear to god.
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simpforthemcu · 2 months ago
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Tony:Dang it, the powers out
Peter: oh don't worry mr.stark
Peter: *shakes rapidly and stomach starts glowing*
Tony:WHAT THE-
Peter:I swallowed a flashlight
Tony: *about to have a heat attack* WHY DID YOU-
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Tony:PETER WHY IN THORS NAME WOULD YOU SWALLOW A FLASHLIGHT?!
Bucky, unfazed: it's still dark in here
Peter: Dont worry mr. bucky sir
Peter:*stomps his feet*
Peter:*sketchers light up*
Tony: PETER BENJAMIN PARKER-
Shuri: WHaT ARE ThOSE
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simpforthemcu · 2 months ago
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Peter, walking into the room:I can't find it!
Steve: What can't you find exactly?
Peter, looking him dead in the eye: My happiness
Y/N: *walks in with Peters shirt and hair messed up* mhmm good morning
Peter: nevermind I found it
Bonus
Steve: it's 2 in the afternoon
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simpforthemcu · 2 months ago
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Y/N, after opening a fortune cookie: You live only once? False!
Y/N: you live everyday, you only die once.
The Avengers:
Tony: are you okay? Like mentally?
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simpforthemcu · 2 months ago
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*Peter trying to teach Morgan the count by 2's song*
Peter: 2! 4! 6! 8! Who-
Natasha walks in: Who should I annihilate!
Peter staring wide-eyed:
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