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"you can't."

kim dokja's solemn gaze fixates over the company.

those people were his precious companions. there was nothing he wouldn't do for them.

"i have to."

he hears both han sooyoung and jung heewon scoff.

"no. no, you don't." somone says.

they sound pleading.

but it's the same dance, different song. he does this because he cares.

that was...

that was simply how he showed he cared.

he smiles, clutching unbroken faith.

"i'll be back."

it's quicker than lighting. how fast they react to his body's disintegration.

"hyung!"

"ahjussi!"

"kim dokja!!"

somewhere else in another world

"i sense something..." a figure whispers.

"hm?"

the figure looks at the countless stars.

"ah. i see." he shuffles towards the black abyss. "it's time."

#orv #orv kim dokja #kdj #kim dokja #omniscient reader's viewpoint #kdj company #fanfic ideas #might continue this #its obv a crossover #but i'm not sure about what other novel or manhwa to crossover it with

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;)

I think the funniest thing ever I’ve realized this week is the fact that I can take Kim Dokja anywhere.

Crossover with TCF? Got it, let’s make CH/KRS and KDJ become chaotic best friends.

Crossover with SVSSS? Got it, let’s make KDJ adopt child LBH.

Crossover with SL? Got it, let’s make KDJ and SJW become those two guys sitting 5ft apart.

Crossover with DORA THE EXPLORADORA? GOT IT, KDJ WITH THE HELP OF DORA MAKES HIS WAY HOME!!!

I have the power here!! OKAY.

#orv #omniscient reader's viewpoint #kim dokja #kdj #crossover #these hands can show you the creative possibilities of kdj's adventures #give me more kdj centric crossovers and i'll give you god's power lmao #and cookies #can't forget the cookies

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i headcanon kim dokja as a good baker.

like no he can’t cook for shit, but baking, well that’s just a whole different thing altogether

no i will not elaborate more than that lmao

#kim dokja #kdj #orv #omniscient reader's viewpoint #he found out his special talent for baking on accident #this man will bake the best cookies #yeah thats right #homemade cookies #kdj will also bake for the kids #okay so i elaborated but thats fine #at this point i believe im obsessed with kdj

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:P

kdj and ch/krs reading together while sitting back to back and just overall vibing with each other’s presence

or

kdj and ch/krs antagonizing their enemies and/or scamming/lying their way to get more money

or

kdj and ch/krs taking care of each other in every way that matters by always reaffirming their importance to each other with their actions

or

many other scenarios where they just get to enjoy their life without any troubles because that’s what they deserve

#orv #tcf #omniscient reader's viewpoint #trash of the count's family #kdj #cale henituse #kim rok soo #kim dokja #i am very emotional rn #they deserve what's best #i still haven't read past march's tcf chaps #kdj and ch/krs are both great #reworking on my crossover fic #yeah i love them

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orv x svsss idea

Okay so, imagine a different kind of scenario.

[This will probably be OOC and with a few mistakes (since i’ve forgotten a lot about both novels) so proceed with caution]

** AHEM, plus if y’all haven’t noticed yet, but most of these crossovers are KDJ centric soooo please understand lmao

- KDJ waking up to some random ass place only to find out he has a system (kdj: w h a t-)

- 4th wall fights it because ain’t no one else getting inside KDJ’s head, not on his watch (4th wall: b e go ne)

- LBH sees a pretty (because he is and i’ll fight anyone who says otherwise) man with weird clothes and helps him out (lbh: who are you?)

[this is when lbh is still young \ (〒▽〒) / ]

- KDJ doesn’t expect a child to help him, but he’s not gonna refuse. He sees his poor appearance and becomes suspicious (cue kdj: i’m adopting you)

[This is before our lovely SQQ/SY gets involved]

- Thanks to the power of plot and skills, they are able to communicate. Over time, trust is given and KDJ starts taking care of LBH.

(kdj: *gives healing potions, monster loot, and etc*

 lbh: *cooks for him* 

 kdj: *cries tears of joy*)

a mighty transaction right?

- SQQ/SY then comes!! (wooh! good job transmigration!) He gives a medicine to LBH, who tells KDJ (who then becomes sus of SQQ lmao).

[How come the sects haven’t seen/found him? AHEM the power of plot and kdj’s sneaky skills :D]

- The forest scene happens and SQQ (our beautiful shizun) and KDJ (our pretty star) secretly help LBH. SQQ is surprised by the outside help, but he can’t see the other (since kdj is hidden). This leads to the jade pendant-

BUT KDJ DON’T GRAB THE-

- KDJ, with his omniscient skills, grabs the jade pendant (nooooo!! sqq/sy needs that for laterrrrr)

- Due to his mistake, his system comes back and forces him not to give it to LBH because that was not the plan!!

(kdj: *tries to give it to lbh*

system: oh no you don’t ╰（‵□′）╯

4th wall: *sighs* )

- KDJ and his system (who had been suppressed by the 4th wall for a while now) have a long talk 

(kdj: why can’t i give it back ಠಿ_ಠ

 system: because sqq was supposed to do that!

 kdj, who has seen how sqq acts: *narrows eyes* him?)

AND TO BE CONTINUED...

#omniscient reader's viewpoint #orv #kdj #kim dokja #svsss #scum villain self-saving system #luo binghe #lbh #shen qingqiu #sqq #riiight only a few mentions #lmao i always cut these crossover ideas fast #svsss fans don't worry kdj won't break your canon ship #kdj adopting lbh was not part of my plan but- #lbh being bullied brought school flashbacks to kdj #im so sad now becuz kdj and small lbh deserved better #transmigration #systems #fourth wall

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:D

Not a crossover post-

BUT ACTUALLY!?!?

Listen I’ve been liking these transmigration stories that have been coming up in ORV ao3 recently (more so when I’ve been obsessed with transmigration novels for a while now) :D

SO LIKE imagine Kim Dokja transmigrating into something like SVSSS (Scum Villain Self-Saving System) or any other similar types of novels!!

I’D ABSOLUTELY LOSE IT

I know for sure KDJ would get along with SQH and SQQ (u best believe it)

I’ve already seen one crossover in ao3 and I AM GRATEFUL!!

#orv #omniscient reader's viewpoint #svsss system #kim dokja #KDJ #shen qingqiu #sqq #shang qinghua #sqh #transmigration #scum villain self-saving system #ayo can someone write a fic #i'd give you like my final cookie

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Just a couple of words

por favor kim dokja, que tan dificil seria pare que estuvieras feliz

te quiero ahorcar con mis pequenas manos

#orv #omniscient reader's viewpoint #kim dokja #KDJ #este pinche pendejo #pero no quiere #siempre y digo siempre #mira a sus problemas con la cara muy pesimista #sorry i had to say this in spanish #use google translate it should be fine

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KDJ & CH/KRS

I just gotta say that Cale Henituse and Kim Dokja would get along so freaking well and I wish that in some other universe an actual crossover existed between both novels.

LIKE listen!!

THEY WOULD BE BEST BUDDIES.

They both have the best plans. They would immediately know each other’s schemes and instead of stopping each other, they’d try to make it better and easier. Like they both are good at manipulating, scaring, and using their enemies; gosh they would be so proud/smug of themselves if all their plans came to fruition. Not only that, but they also have some similarities that would have them get along so well.

I feel like they’d have the <annoying bastard + tired bastard relationship> (yall know who’s who) and that’s literally hilarious. Plus, they both like to read, my god, imagine those moments of comfortable silence where they both just hangout and bask in each other’s presence while reading. I’m in tears.

Plz I just want both to be happy together + their families.

#orv #omniscient reader's viewpoint #tcf #trash of the count's family #kdj #cale #kim dokja #cale henituse #dummies who i want happiness for #i am writing a crossover but STILL #it's gonna take a few more chaps until they comfy #damn i need to go out more lmao

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Chapter 59 (ORV)

this isn’t an au like my last two posts, but like this is so cool?? han donghoon should’ve had more ‘screen time’ (their interactions would’ve be nice)

#han donghoon #kim dokja #orv #omniscient reader's viewpoint #kdj #wise words by 17 year old #precious kings #rereading this is very good for my soul

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TCF x ORV (continuation)

THE TRASH OF THE COUNT’S FAMILY X OMNISCIENT READER’S VIEWPOINT (PART  1.5)

OKAY SO, KIM DOKJA BEING TRANSPORTED TO TCF UNIVERSE WHERE HE UNEXPECTEDLY LANDS IN WHEN THE EMPIRE IS AT WAR WITH THE WHIPPER KIMGDOM AND IT’S RIGHT AFTER CALE ZAPS THEM GOLEMS YA KNOW (SO AROUND TCF CH 300 AND ABOVE + ORV CH 520 AND ABOVE) [SPOILERS IF YA HAVEN’T READ THROUGH BOTH]

- kim dokja spectates cale’s group in the jungle (honestly amazed by his group, his ancient powers, and his great acting skills + “10/10, would totally fool Kim Dokja’s Company, right 4th Wall?” + [th a t s in cons e que n tial K im Do kja] + stares and raises a brow at the 4th Wall + [. . .th e y lw ou ld d e fi nit e ly b e foo l ed] + he huffs out a small laugh))

- kim dokja then wakes up to a quiet and luxurious room and finds himself meeting a prince; aka. cale henituse literally drops him off with the prince

- “i need a favor, your highness.” + “what is it?” + “...your highness, the rising sun of the roan kingdom, the shining light of this world, the bright golden heart of-” + “spit it out.” + “take this.” + “wha- crazy bastard, this is a child!” 

- cue small kim dokja being nervous at how intensely the prince stares at him when he wakes up (he doesn’t know him)

- alberu gives him food and cookies without talking, kim dokja is glad as he silently stuffs himself with delicious food that he hasn’t eaten in thousands of years (and well if a few tears start falling out of his eyes while eating cookies, the nice, but weird blonde man doesn’t dare say anything about it)

- alberu then starts asking him questions;

- “who are you?” + “yoo joo-” kim dokja says “kim dokja, i mean kim dokja.”) + alberu looks confused but nods + “how old are you, young child?” + “15?” he sweat drops at ‘young child’ because he’s pretty sure he’s way older than the blonde man but he doesn’t remember how old + alberu on the other hand feels bad because he thinks that this poor kid doesn’t know his age (which he’s right) so he doesn’t question it + “did you enjoy the food and cookies?” + a moment of embarrassed silence...”yes.”

- in the tiniest part of alberu’s mind, he wants to adopt this child but no, he can’t;

-  ‘this child is not mine’ + ‘i dont have time or knowledge to take care of a child’ + ‘the child suddenly appeared randomly in a battlefield that was filled by black despair and then hit by an ancient power ‘how the fuck-’ ‘ + ‘do i really want to?’

(lmao, idk i feel like he’d be too tired to even adopt + he has a big secret)

- kim dokja then listens in to their conversation of the big plan (aka. commander cale ‘supposedly’ being at the brink of death) which makes him nod in understanding, because ‘dying really solves all your problems, doesn’t it? + [...] + ‘i won’t do anything stupid.’ 

(obviously he will do something stupid and the 4th Wall knows)

- after a while, there’s a small ruckus and he sees the blonde man run around trying to do all his work, so he wants to help the man who fed him;

- “do you need help?” + “haaaah...” alberu sighs, because a poor child really just offered help, ‘how overworked do i look for a child to want to help?’ + “i can take all the calls...” + “just keep eating your cookies and rest kim dokja.”

- kim dokja vibes (because he deserves it :D) and watches alberu struggle (poor crown prince D:)

and then boom

- kim dokja escapes because really, he needs to go back somehow

First Part here

Ayyy this is part 1.5 because no action happens here. Just Alberu and Kim Dokja, plus a snippet of Cale.

Anywayssss, do yall know Gashan’s personality? I’m only asking this for the fic I’m working on, its also a crossover between ORV x TCF so like yeahhhh

#kim dokja #fourth wall #Cale Henituse #alberu crossman #cookies #10/10 acting skills #really kdj is about to do something #idk what he will do #but like friendship between alberu and kim dokja sounds awesome #plz people give me orv x tcf content #i am starved #omniscient reader's viewpoint #trash of the count's family #crossover

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Crossover Idea AU

THE TRASH OF THE COUNT’S FAMILY X OMNISCIENT READER’S VIEWPOINT

OKAY SO, KIM DOKJA BEING TRANSPORTED TO TCF UNIVERSE WHERE HE UNEXPECTEDLY LANDS IN WHEN THE EMPIRE IS AT WAR WITH THE WHIPPER KIMGDOM AND IT’S RIGHT AFTER CALE ZAPS THEM GOLEMS YA KNOW (SO AROUND TCF CH 300 AND ABOVE + ORV CH 520 AND ABOVE) [SPOILERS IF YA HAVEN’T READ THROUGH BOTH]

- kim dokja arrives right after cale henituse strikes his ancient power on the golems  (+ this also happens during the time kdc tries to get him back)

- obviously, kim dokja is still small because of all the probability he spent while being the most ancient dream (even though the 41% returned) 

- [oh yes, soul whole and complete, none of that scattering over the world lines, he deserves that much in this au]

- great and mighty raon miru is the first one to see this small boy, choi han next, then cale;

- “slap me” says cale, not because he feels like fainting (well yeah that too) but because he’s pretty sure this unconscious child was not there beforehand + raon’s ‘human! human! there’s a sleeping boy over there! he feels weird and very weak! he will die if we leave him here!’ + choi han’s bewildered expression “huh? who’s that?”

- of course, cale is calm as fuck and decides that this boy will die here if he’s not moved away, so the ever so ‘trash-like’ cale brings him to the whipper kingdom through the skeleton birds

- rosalyn and mary are shocked at them bringing an unconscious child, but go according to plan (well as much of the original plan that was left; I'm looking at you unexpected golems and black despair) 

- while cale and the others are fighting kim dokja is currently talking to the fourth wall (unconsciously);

- “where am i?” he’s confused, some memories are intact but others are blank, course the 4th wall answers [wh e re yo u nee d t o be] and kim dokja is annoyed because where is that exactly? + “what about that sunfish bastard, han sooyoung and the others?” the people he can never forget, the 4th wall huffs [the y a re whe ret hey re suppo s ed to b e] cue kim dokja being done with the 4th wall

- using his skill he manages to see the whole mess outside and is shocked that this weak looking dude who looks like he’s about to pass out is the one who protected everyone + he also sees the small dragon help him, but after some careful evaluation, dokja considers raon not to be like small disaster igneel or the apocalypse dragon (and thank god for that)

- he also sees necromancer mary and finds her interesting because “oh wow, she’s controlling the skeleton birds, cool.”

- he’s flabbergasted when choi han suddenly brings a damn leg and a tied up person while apologizing for hesitating (and wow, this man really took someone’s leg)

- he sees some white haired bastard that makes him shiver, but he ignores him

- if that isn’t the worst, cale (the protector, in kim dokja’s eyes at least) faints and kim dokja shakes his head thinking that this feeble looking man should be taking better care of himself (and isn’t that just hypocritical of him, hmmm?)

Aight, that’s it for now. Might just write part 2 later. Maybe.

#orv #omniscient reader's viewpoint #kim dokja #self-sacrificial idiot #i still love him tho #tcf #trash of the count's family #cale henituse #choi han #raon miru #necromancer mary #clopeh sekka