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haunted house uquiz by streetlighthalo

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Just letting you know that a friend of mine made a freaking ISOPOD bag from leather!!

Name: Zod

Gender: Pod

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Illustration by Jocelin  Carmes

This artist on Instagram

#you know how it is with spaghetti #<- nodding along to prev tags

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HAPPY PROTOCOL THURSDAY EVERYONE

[ID: A Magnus Protocol comic. Sam, head in his hands, says sadly, "Oh Chester, I'm just feeling real low." The computer, which displays a single staring eye, says, "I can send emails." There's a ping implying Sam’s received an email notification as Sam takes this in, and then he turns and says, "Oh shit, for real?" End ID] ID courtesy of @princess-of-purple-prose with small edits from me; thank you!!

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let’s talk about bonzo. fucking asshole shit face bonzo, can’t even buy his own motherfucking house bonzo, lunchbox in comic sans frankly embarrassing goddamn blobby knockoff bonzo. i REFUSE to call that waste of space “mister” because he is undeserving of my time and respect. He’s a freak and gets paid to murder people, LIKE WORKS FOR THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED KINGDOM and he STILL lives with Nigel Dickface. From the moment I had to see his ugly ass yellow eggplant-for-a-nose face during the ARG i knew he was a piece of shit and guess what? time and time again i am proven right. If I ever have to hear him and his jaundiced ass again i am going to end the episode, unsubscribe from protocol, delete spotify, and scream. I want him to die a death where he is ground up Mikaele Salesa style, or maybe has each of his stupid motherfucking orange spots popped one by one. Do not come to me with your defenses for this sickly excuse for a creature. I don’t care whether he is a bear or a twink or a twunk he is BONZO he is SHIT and i HATE HIM. Stupid cocky asshole has a goddman theme song with children singing about him WHERE DID THOSE CHILDREN FUCKING COME FROM he is ugly and i haet him. fucking illiterate piece of televised garbage i hope nigel dickenass wakes up in a cold sweat every night because he created such an abhorrent monstrosity. i hope he knows it lives in his stupid fucking house wearing a stupid fucking fedora and i hope idiot loser bonzo kills him and then kills itself. i would celebrate his death every year with a cupcake that says I HATE FUCKING BONZO.

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When I say ‘protect sex workers’ I specifically mean protect them from Mr. Bonzo

#the magnus protocol

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unfortunately no eclipse photography can ever outdo the waffle house one from 2017

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I hate waiting for things to stop being popular so i can enjoy them

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A cosmic tribute to my current favourite comment in YouTube history

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the world is so beautiful

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i need people do do me a favor and be absolutely normal about it

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milk and orange juice. the two healthy family breakfast drinks. to combine them would be the most natural thing in the world. but they are at war

#this is for microwavefruit wherever you are

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an ode to testosterone weight gain

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there is so much about modern queer discourse that could be fixed simply by understanding "straightness" to be a socio-political classification & reward for conformity rather than just a personal identity.