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hey . Paws at you . can yuo Give me a mumbo and Make that thang SHAVED . no Mustache . Exposed to the world.
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shortkidenergy · 11 hours
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I regret to inform you that Discord's new Terms of Service includes an arbitration clause. You can find it here https://discord.com/terms/#16. This clause includes an opt-out, which I have transcribed here:
You can decline this agreement to arbitrate by emailing an opt-out notice to [email protected] within 30 days of April 15, 2024 or when you first register your Discord account, whichever is later; otherwise, you shall be bound to arbitrate disputes in accordance with the terms of these paragraphs. If you opt out of these arbitration provisions, Discord also will not be bound by them.
These clauses are underhanded ways that corporations seek to deprive you of your right to participate in class-action lawsuits and your right to a jury trial. (This does only apply to us users ,other people still spread the word though )
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shortkidenergy · 11 hours
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"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick
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shortkidenergy · 2 days
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sometimes my dad will choose the absolute strangest hill to die on. today:
"one time i got jumped by 6 guys with golf clubs on the subway and it didn't really affect me why does nobody ever talk about how sometimes bad stuff happens to you and you DON'T get traumatized? >:("
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shortkidenergy · 3 days
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Non-redstoners trying to redstone: the magic of the glowing red ores is one of the great mysteries of the world that few have mastered. But with careful study, observation, and practice I too may be able to harness its powers
Literally anyone trying to use an armor stand: Cleo is a witch and if I touch their spell book I will die or be haunted for the rest of my days by the aftershocks of magic I will never comprehend
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shortkidenergy · 3 days
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Why does basil smell so fucking amazing
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shortkidenergy · 3 days
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There should be a fanfic writing game called the showrunners challenge where someone writes a story and partway through someone else can play things like "actor leaves after 4000 more words" or "topic now too politically sensitive due to unforeseen world events" or "lost rights to that reference"
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shortkidenergy · 3 days
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Every time I see a duck I think to myself that I want to pick up that duck. There is a sort of quality of the duck that makes it feel like the act of picking up the duck would somehow be analogous to those strange videos where people use knives to cleanly cut through multilayered cakes. There would be a sort of accumulative act even without taking permanent possession of the duck. It would rather be more like pulling the lever on some ancient machine which makes a counter increase by one. The duck is the lever. I hope my meaning is clear to you all?
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shortkidenergy · 4 days
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I just finished your fic, Little Burdens. I cannot express enough how good it is. It’s one of the best fics I've ever read. It's extremely well written and the story line is crisp. I've been working my way through it the last few days while I've been in the hospital. It's honestly made this stay go by quicker. Thank you! It’s definitely going in my rereadable fic archive so I can come back to it again.
If you ever decide to revisit any of the plot points in other fics, I'd love to see Ranboo's perspective during the revolution and more of Wilbur's time and escape from Pandora.
Thank-you again!
Thank you so much!!! Little Burdens followed me through so many major life transitions and it means so much to me, so it makes me so happy to hear that you enjoyed it. I'm really glad it helped your hospital stay go by a bit quicker. <3
I've had some vague thoughts about what a sequel might look like, and definitely no promises as I have a number of other projects I want to get to first, but I will keep those things in mind if I ever do return to that universe.
Thank you again. All the best! :)
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shortkidenergy · 4 days
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unnatural habitats
Written for the @mcytrecursive exchange for @/sparrowpassing, inspired by "ideopathic failure to thrive" by smokingginger.
Summary:
Doc hates the Nether, but there's some very good reasons to go.
Warnings: Language barriers, disability
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if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people
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