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she be shoeing my dick till i gum

#she be add on my tags till i done #ace attorney #dick gumshoe #shoe gumdick #gum dickshoe #shdick gummoo #mumsh dickgoo #doom #doom shumgick #muck duckshim #shmick dimsalot #duck dimmadickshoe #dimmsdale gummashoe

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do you ever shut up? i dont think i've gone a day on this site without seeing some relic of your splattering of thoughts.

if tumblr were a bathtub it would be 99% filled with my piss

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does anyone have that one SpyxFamily comic where a bi guy hits on Yor and then Loid intervenes but the guy just hits on Loid too. its hilarious and i cant find it :(

#spy x family #sxf #loid forger #yor forger #comic #fan comic

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perhaps i should exit all of reality and become a hermit on this fine hellsite

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RIP AND TEAR

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your invitation. need not rsvp

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COME ON CECIL

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why must you do this to me

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in light of people's confusion over cecil's longevity in @sexymanotd i wanted to document a bit of his history for those unfamiliar or nostalgic

welcome to night vale is a podcast written by joseph fink and jeffrey cranor. cecil gerschwin palmer is the main character and voiced by cecil baldwin.

it debuted on june 15, 2012 it reached its peak in popularity in 2013-2014

despite this, wtnv has been one of tumblr's top fandoms since staff started tracking fandom-related data in 2014

for the longest time the only thing we knew about cecil's appearance was: "He is wearing a tie. He is not tall or short. Not thin or fat." and that wasn't until episode 19 which aired march 15, 2013. for almost a full year we had no idea what cecil looked like. so tumblr's collective unconscious kicked into high gear and we did what we do best

we created a tumblr sexyman

from know your meme: "Defining traits of the archetype include skinny body type, trickster or villain role and dapper clothing."

know your meme identifies wheatley (portal 2, 2011) and the onceler (the lorax, 2012) as being likely tumblr's first sexymen. and the onceler fandom was at its peak in 2012-2013, the same time as wtnv. in addition to this, the hannibal fandom has been cited as one of the contributing factors to wtnv's success on tumblr.

so tumblr had created an archetype that worked and the wtnv fandom was made up of mostly hannibal fans - the foundation for putting cecil in a suit was there. and honestly? cecil's at work in the show, why wouldn't he be well dressed?

however, while this explains his attire it doesn't explain some of cecil's more unique sexyman features, namely the tentacles. for this we have to return to the 2014 fandom review analysis where you can see the most popular fandom at the time: homestuck

haven't you ever wondered why almost a quarter (189/923 at time of writing) of E rated wtnv fics on ao3 are tagged tentacles or tentacle sex? why cecil having tentacles for a dick is such a seemingly popular headcanon? well look no further then homestuck cultural hold over.

throughout all of this, the development of the sexyman archetype on tumblr and the rise of homestuck, one creator really stands out: kinomatika

kino was one of the most popular homestuck artists on tumblr at the time, popular for her eridan fanart. if you google image search "welcome to night vale" kino's art is still one of the first results you'll get

her design was so popular in fact it was featured in wtnv related articles from the time

and yes there were absolutely other artists giving cecil tentacles and moving tattoos at the time, but it can't be understated the reach kino had and the influence her homestuck roots had on her design choices

i recommend going through the archive of @nightvaleartclub to see how cecil used to be portrayed back in the early days. unfortunately the earliest fanart i've been able to find is july 2013 and i find it hard to believe it took tumblr a year to draw him. although, i started listening at episode 5 and didn't start drawing him until then myself so who knows...

cecil has had tumblr's heart in a vice grip since episode 1, with "20,000 posts, 183,000 blogs and 680,000 notes using the #Night Vale tag" during its first week. tumblr's love for wtnv has always been fairly genuine, from the impact the writing has had on tumblr humor and future story telling, to how wtnv paved the way for lgbt+ representation in indi media, to how it popularized podcasts as a medium for story telling, to the little comforts some of cecil's quotes still bring people today

cecil is not only a founding father of tumblr culture, but also a blorbo of the people. cecil the character in canon has a tumblr account where he posts his art and slash fanfiction.

although cecil's character has developed over time and we've come to see what a ditzy, eccentric, brat he really is, changing his status from sexyman to babygirl, cecil is absolutely a character you should embrace. and you know what... despite what i've said in the past

#cecilsweep

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GO GO GO GO GO

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why did all the porn bots suddenly decide to follow me now

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hi

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IT'S GONCHIN' TIME

#goncharov #unreality #LIKE IN MORBIUS (2022) #YK #MORBIUS (2022) #HIT MOVIE #MORBIUS #YOU GUYS REMEMBER THAT WASNT THAT FUNNY #LIKE WHEN IN MORBIUS (2022) WHEN DR MICHAEL MORBIUS (THE TITULAR CHARACTER OF MORBIUS) USED HIS FAMOUS MORBIUS CATCHPHRASE FROM NUMEROUS MO #RBIUS MEDIA WHEN HE SAID #its morbin time #YOU KNOW #YOU GET ME?? #YOU GET ME #it's gonchin time #its a preexisting tag fuck #im unoriginal goddammkt #this is why my wife left me

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I still cannot go without drawing Cynthia once every few months

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tumblrrrr what is up what is popping whats going on here

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local repressed freaks discover love for the first time

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lizzy's in a box lmao