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shittywitchadvice · 1 year
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“oh gee I should go through my inbox and start posting again”
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shittywitchadvice · 2 years
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shitty witch tip #296
the queen’s grave is a gender neutral bathroom
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shittywitchadvice · 2 years
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shitty witch tip #295
When communing with fairies, always be polite and introduce yourself
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shittywitchadvice · 2 years
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shitty witch tip #293
Throw almonds at the bank teller to help with the accumulation of wealth
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shittywitchadvice · 2 years
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shitty witch tip #292
use your grandma's ashes to make black salt
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shittywitchadvice · 2 years
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shitty witch tip #291
Play uno with a friend using your tarot cards and your last remaining card is your message.
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shittywitchadvice · 2 years
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question for the gang
so the inbox has been very empty as of late, and I feel like with 300 witch tips we’ve sorta run out of jokes for the time being. after 300, would you guys be okay with it if i reblogged a bunch of our old tips daily for a while? i wanna give new followers the chance to see old posts and I would. very much like a break from feeling guilty over not posting often hdjdhsjdh
this blog has come a long way! im very glad I could make so many people happy with it, and I’m thankful for every submission we’ve gotten! so i wanted to ask y’all abt it first
thanks for your time everyone ^o^
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shittywitchadvice · 2 years
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shitty witch tip #290
Need ethically-sourced grave dirt for a spell? Stop by the grave of your hopes and dreams.
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shittywitchadvice · 2 years
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hey so I have a survey regarding sensory issues in high school for my research class and i would appreciate if y’all could take it/share it a bit if you know anyone who would be interested! thank you :D
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shittywitchadvice · 2 years
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shitty witch tip #289
Make moon water in an empty coca-cola bottle as an offer to Dionysus
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shittywitchadvice · 2 years
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shitty witch tip #288
Use eraser shavings in spells to erase any negative energy in the spell
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shittywitchadvice · 2 years
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shitty witch tip #287
Use seasoning salt to spice up your protection spells.
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shittywitchadvice · 2 years
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shitty witch tip #286
Using off brand spell components can lead to summoning off brand deities.
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shittywitchadvice · 2 years
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hey so I have a survey regarding sensory issues in high school for my research class and i would appreciate if y’all could take it/share it a bit if you know anyone who would be interested! thank you :D
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shittywitchadvice · 2 years
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shitty witch tip #285
carve your crystals into sharp points and glue them to a set of brass knuckles
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shittywitchadvice · 2 years
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hey so I have a survey regarding sensory issues in high school for my research class and i would appreciate if y’all could take it/share it a bit if you know anyone who would be interested! thank you :D
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shittywitchadvice · 2 years
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shitty witch tip #284
leave milk and cookies as an offering for both Santa Claus and a deity of your choice so you can watch them fight over it
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