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tumblr should have a feature where if it’s someone’s birthday there’s a little party hat over their avatar so their followers can see it’s their special day

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the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”

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I was having sex with iTunes on shuffle and I came during "Best" from Mouth Silence.

having sex with iTunes

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being so fr with you all we need to drastically accelerate anti-car propaganda.

we need to make it so clear to future generations that we no longer tolerate a world where you cannot conveniently go for a walk or get a coffee or get groceries without a car

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thats him officer thats the gnome that baked me the most beautiful raspberry scone

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sorry i can't hang later i have to swallow my own spit wrongly on accident and choke for a while

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Are there any fictional characters you headcanon as autistic?

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my grubhub being delivered by a wizard or some sort of apostle

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We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky

#not the league chat..

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some of u aren’t carrying a constant yearning for love that consumes u and that must be nice

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Full page of my husband ❤️ that’s my twt @ btw I forgot I don’t have the same username lol

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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rabbits are gods most evil creature. So small. So round. So soft. You wanna pick them up. But you can’t. You can’t. They don’t like it.

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irls don't wanna hang out when I'm at my lowest and I'm so lonely and just want to exist in a house with another person even if they're completely ignoring me

then the discord server went out without me which is obviously gonna happen cuz they all live close and I live in a completely different state HOWEVER I'm still lonely

I will b ending it all goodnight

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Sometimes self-care is, actually, NOT getting onto the computer and little treats and watching youtube videos. Sometimes those things are self-care, but sometimes they're also avoidant behaviors.

Sometimes self care is waking up and just. Fucking getting in the car. And driving to the bank. And the store. And buying the cat litter. And changing the cat boxes you've been avoiding because your brains been stuck in a hole. And picking up the trash you've been piling up. And getting a load into the wash. And mowing the lawn before the village council sends you a formal complaint and potential-fines warning.

Like its hard and annoying to do because it sucks. It sucks so much. But if I don't start working on this pile of bullshit I've let build up because it stinks and i was stuck in deer-in-headlights mode, I risk letting it turn into fuckery. I do not have the patience for fuckery that I once - foolishly! - thought I had.

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something so diabolically homosexual about phil's "blood" smeared on his face and hands while he's wearing phil's jacket. whatever