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shesquiinnsane · 1 year

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—☆ JOKER || fallesto ♢

THE PERSONAL HELP. What was this meant to be exactly? Her trying to get under his skin, joining the what - the hired help to try and prove what exactly? That she could manage on her own two feet without him. Hardly! That will be the day! Honestly how she has not tripped and fallen over yet without him to catch her was a mystery! Still even in her act defiance she had proven once again to be - useful to him. He was always going to bust out of here, she had just made it that much easier for him and as a bonus, she brought her mallet, saving him another trip - she had hit two home-runs here so far and she was going for a third, with her being here - it meant his escape was going to be all that much easier seeing as he had some muscle with him to aid his escape.

“Not so seriously!” He leaned forward, his fingers touching her lips as he pulled them up into a nice big smile. “Always like ya smiling kiddo.”

He dropped his hands from her face she had been naughty, but heck he could not blame her. She had the right to try and make a point and afterall - she had gone above and beyond for him. She had brought the bomb to him, she had brought some bodies to him as well, someone else for the police to take some cracks at and most of all - she had brought Batman to Arkham, what a delight. Tonight could be a test run for the party he was planning for him next year, if only Doctor Young got her finger out and started to test the bozos he brought her, he would not have to be stealing bombs to sell on the blackmarket for some cash, honestly this titan was costing him an arm and a leg, it had better be worth it.

“What did I tell you - never play with the hired help, they get ideas in there heads.” He poked his tongue out, disgusted that she would lower herself to partner up with those expendables. “Take a memo Harls, remind me to kill Deadshot - and his daughter as well when we are done here.”

HELPING BY ACCIDENT. She had no idea his plan was built into her mallet , if it had been she’d have politely left it in the Cobblepot crate she’d found it in. Although saying that , she wasn’t sure if Penguin having access to the hidden bomb made her any safer. He detested her and probably strap it to her head for good measure. She doubted that was one that could be fried like the nanotech Belle Reve had used.

There was no point being serious , planting her thoughts on her face , and voicing her concerns would have gotten her into more trouble. Sure , he’d have probably preferred a blonde without a brain but that wasn’t who he had. Harley could , however , play that role well. Her face lit up as requested , not even missing the twinkle in her eye. Leaning in a little more to his grasp , wasn’t like they could make her explode any more. She could play into the fun with ease , she just hoped it came across as her thinking less , as she knew that was what he truly wanted from her.

❝ But it was funny to see the looks on their faces !! ❞ She pouted , ❝ They didn’t know where to look in case you found out. I could send you a list of name t’ bash in !! ❞ His next words however , stopped her in her tracks. She tried not to let it show but the comment hurt her. She had considered defending Deadshot , but he’d already drawn the line. He wasn’t interesting in anything more than he’d already gotten – so he had it coming. His daughter , however , was completely innocent in the matter. Kids crossed the line Harley had set herself but by outright stopping Joker in his tracks , she’d become the bombshell. ❝ Does anyone even know where she is ?? I don’t even think he does !! Y’know that’s really bad and she’s probably got so many daddy issues. Or at least she will have when she finds out her dad’s a hired hitman and he did love her but he loved his guns more.❞ Maybe she should have written out Deadshot’s psychological profile to save Waller the hassle.

#fallesto #REPLIES || never look back she's uncontainable #MWTE: DC ANIMATED MOVIE UNIVERSE || a comical situation i ain't faking this elation #DAMU: BATMAN ASSAULT ON ARKHAM || go wave your boomerwang at the shark guy

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shesquiinnsane · 1 year

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—☆ ???????? || THEASHEN-FOX ♢

Gotham. A haven of depravity, crime, and decadence. A city where the closest thing to a “protector” was some lunatic who dressed up as a bat. Perhaps it was only a matter of time before such ilk as vampires were attracted to it. Of course, not all of the vampires in Gotham were out for the blood of the innocent. No, there was one particular vampire sent here to ensure that little to no chaos or loss of human life occurred.

Which was why he was currently in an alley, engaged in combat with a small group of shambling, corpselike beings. Actually, “combat” wasn’t the right word for it. If anything, it would qualify as “euthanasia”, given that they were in rather a poor shape when they had been infected, and had only been made by the other vampires as a distraction for him, evidence to destroy. Aiming a handgun at one of them, he fired three times, then moved to the other, putting them out of their miserable states, then tried to go for the last one.

This creature, though, proved to be quicker than the other two. Running to avoid his shots, it jumped at him, attempting to bite and slash at his face as it screeched. At that moment, just barely able to hold the creature back from him, the side of its face erupted into red and it collapsed. Panting from the surprise of the sudden charge, Ash nevertheless aimed his pistol at it, then took two more shots for good measure. It was then that he heard it: a heartbeat. Tentatively raising his pistol, he called, “I know you're there! Come on out, hands up!”

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE INCOMING. For fuck sake couldn’t she get a break ?? The Bats had decided she wasn’t worthy and sent his little asshole in his stead but she had to do something to get some attention to prove she was actually worth shit. Maybe taking down a few people would release some of her energy. She had been trying to cut back on her sugar intake but she was still way to fucking loud according to Ivy who had been trying to tend to her plants at the time. Sending her out of her way was probably to make things a little quieter but all the pent up anger could be released as she smashed the head in of one of the locals – or ex-local that was more accurate.

❝ What the fuck are you ?? ❞ She asked herself as a noise that sounded worse than Selina trying to cough up a hairball. That hadn’t been a pleasant image in her mind but she could hear shouting from someone around the corner. Glancing around to make sure it had definitely been at her , the blonde raised her baseball bat. After all he said hands up , never mentioned they had to be empty. As she turned the corner she smirked. ❝ Why is it my birthday or something ?? Y’know that ain’t ‘til July. Ain’t seen yas in this city before , wouldn’t recommend trying to call the shots , or asking people t’ come out with their hands up. We don’t give a shit about the assholes at the GCPD an’ ya might find yaself at the wrong end of a smushin’ because one of us got bored !! ❞

#theashenfox #REPLIES || never look back she's uncontainable #MWTE: HARLEY QUINN || my bubblegum brain it goes insane #HRLY: SEASON ONE || how much of this am i hallucinating

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shesquiinnsane · 1 year

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—☆ LEXA || GRAUNBLIDA ♢

Before now, she had never formally met Harley Quinn, only heard through rumors and hearsay that she was more TENACIOUS than the Joker ( which was intriguing ). Their paths did not often cross on the basis that the rogues Harley usually associated with were not ones Lexa could see herself building a rapport with. Besides that, their goals varied; it seemed the other was more interested in spontaneity and self-gratifying acts, whilst simultaneously staking her claim as Gotham’s Queen of crime. Lexa’s purpose ( or so, she had come to believe during her time with the league ) was ridding the world of the unjust and corrupt. By all means necessary.

At the mention of Batman, the mercenary scoffed. There was a time she held a greater respect for the caped crusader, even going as far as to aid him in the past. Though the longer she picked apart and analyzed his methods, the more she found the FLAWS rampant in that form of vigilantism. “ Well, most of us can’t make this color work for us, so you have that going for you. ” She flashed a small smirk at the other inmate. Even in these ugly jumpsuits, Quinn managed to look ready for a photoshoot. Impressive in its own right. “ They had the nerve to send you here without your diamond? ” The mercenary played along, pretending to be appalled on the other’s behalf. “ I have a bone to pick with Gotham’s Elite. That’s why I’m here actually. ” After she had set examples of their cohorts, targets turned to organizations they would have otherwise remained uninvolved with. That was where A.R.G.U.S and Waller came in. “ But all the money and resources they could expend won’t keep me from finishing what I’ve started. ”

REPUTATION PRECEEDED HER. That wasn’t a new phenomenon for Harley. After all , a lot of the time her antics often had stories all of their own. Even when Task Force X was off the grid stories always came back to Belle Reve , most used it as a reason to boost their notoriety in prison — until they’d work enough suicide missions to clear their prison sentence at least. Given the nature and terminology that was a rare occurrence. Harley had seen more changes in the Squad than on the streets of Gotham. No matter how hard Batman tried the Squad had a far quicker turnover although maybe he wouldn’t appreciate how few of them came back alive given his ❛ no-kill ❜ rule that kept him a job as a vigilante.

At the compliment , she smiled and twirled. ❝ Ya don’t look too bad yaself !! Black an’ red look better on me but orange will have to do. Maybe I could rip them to make them shorts then I could at least have the room in them to practice my flips properly. Ya can’t twist q-uite the same way when ya restricted. ❞ If only it was a fabric that was that easily tearable. Killer Croc had worn it previously , there was no way they were going to make it easy for her. Her thoughts back on the diamond she was glad her new friend agreed with her. ❝ I know right ?? So inconsiderate of all of them. Like don’t name somethin’ after me if ya don’t want me to have it. That’s just rude !! Maybe Waller planted it there because she missed me too much !! That actually would make a lotta sense … ❞ She allowed the conspiracy theory to develop in her mind. How the blonde was so crucial to the formation of Task Force X that she absolutely needed the one and only Harley Quinn. Waller had the connections to plant a diamond targeting Harley directly knowing she simply wouldn’t be able to resist. It was just a theory but it made perfect sense to Harley and made her feel better about being back inside these four walls for the time being.

Harley stopped herself from sharing her complete theory out loud. They already knew she was crazy , she didn’t have to prove it. But now Harley had a chance to learn about her new teammate. ❝ What’s Gotham’s Elite done to you ?? Killed ya fam , drove ya to the East End with the rest of the dirt ?? Did they steal ya daddy from yas so he could be better and he threw yas away in the process ?? ❞ She’d heard enough of the stories from her time as one of Arkham’s psychiatrists to throw a few guesses out there.

#graunblida #REPLIES || never look back she's uncontainable #MWTE: WORLDS OF DC || you say i'm crazy but i feel amazing #WODC: THE SUICIDE SQUAD || it's like angels are splooging all over us

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shesquiinnsane · 1 year

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—☆ SCREAMY BIRD || SONICANARY ♢

& that was exactly why she needed to stop eating pies ! Her cardio was sh$t ! She already had a stitch in the side - Nah, you’re not old canary. That was all she could tell herself anyway. Dinah kept running after her, no cry could be used for a moment since it needed to recharge. Why are they so annoying those villains, huh ? “ Seriously… what do you think you’re going to do ? We’re going to get you locked back in once again, and again, and the song remains the same. What’s so fun about that besides causing chaos and hurting people ?” She’d be jobless without those dumbasses but still. “I suggest…” she knew where she was going, “Let’s have a talk !”

TIME'S RUNNING OUT. Part of her considered what else she could be doing , but where was the fun in following the law and being good and having a normal life with a 9 to 5 that you were stuck in and had no opportunities to grow. This was the outcome of her career growth , she’d expanded beyond clinically helping people to somehow needing help herself. ❝ Ya know if ya really knew me before all this ya’d be sayin’ congratulations on not becoming the most mundane person alive. I listened to the world and what it needed and what it needed was a little more chaos than it already had !! ❞ Fortunately , Harley didn’t come with telepathy to know what Screamy Bird actually thought of her , or else there would have been trouble. ❝ Is it careers day at the Justice League ?? That why you wanna talk !! How aboutchas ya talk to this !! ❞ She loaded her pop-gun before letting it fly , a bundle of colorful streamers aimed straight at Canary trying to tangle her up to halt her path. ❝ The next one will be filled with glitter if yas don’t back off !! ❞

#sonicanary #REPLIES || never look back she's uncontainable #MWTE: NEW EARTH || get fired up like a smokin' gun #NRTH: HARLEY QUINN || it's my party but you'll die if you want to

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shesquiinnsane · 1 year

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—☆ MISTA' J || FALLESTO ♢

OPERATION ARKHAM BREAKOUT. The clown was dying, at first slowly - six months he had been given by his doc, he gave the man a six minute head start when he heard the news. The only good thing about this place was that Harley had gotten him here first, about the only good thing she had done for him. She had saved him, got him out of the hands of those who wanted to take the law into there own hands - amateurs, too much talking not enough killing. Still - Harley had silenced everyone who knew the truth. He was dying and in this state - he was desperate. As much as he loved his little circus of freaks, one smell of weakness and someone would get the bright idea of killing the clowns and taking over the entire operation. He had to be careful, this was a dangerous game now, his life was on the line! He had out maneuvered Penguin and Twoface, he had the steel mill, a fortress. He had the sewer system, he had the weapons and he had Doctor Strange in the palm of his hands - eating out of it, as brilliant as the bozo was, he was like the rest of them, pulled in my the clowns charm, warning to know more, content on the nonsense he fed them, favors for lies - deals for secrets that not the truth - Strange was a useful tool, but the clown had no intentions of sticking around here, not when Strange had his own show to perform.

“You screwed up, and you have been screwing up ever since the party at Arkham.”

“Now, now - she has been trying to get me a cure, we cannot fault her for that, she has worked hard.”

“Hard? Your dying and she is just standing around taking up space. I say we do some spring cleaning.”

He remained in his wheelchair, with the puppet sitting on his lap. A smile wide on his face. So much fire, so much anger, were had she been keeping all of this from him. If only she let some of this out at Arkham, maybe none of this would have happened. Not that it mattered, these were the cards he had, he had a bum hand, but he was going to raise, he was going to call, he was going to go all in this time, he had no other choice. Every possible angle has been looked over, his death and the fallout from that has been planned, to ensure his work continued in death, but he wasn’t ready for that - he didn’t want to die, not when he was still so close to actually. He had almost beaten Batman once and for all at Arkham, he came so close - he knows if he was just healthy, he could end it, take Gotham - move on from the clown prince of crime to the king of gotham.

“Oh Harley, my poor lil Harley. So much pain in your voice, so much anger. If only you showed me this backbone a little bit before poo-bear. You have done well, but how can you ever lead when you are so - easily wound up. It has always been a problem with you and I am running out of time to make you into something worthy to continue my work. I have - months left and you want to spend this short time we have together - fighting with me?”

His smile remained, as much as he could not admit it - he needed her. He needed her now more than ever. He was the only one he could trust, the only one he could depend on, but he had to keep her in line. He could not have the bright idea come into her head that she didn’t need him. Still - he had not exactly been sitting here doing nothing while she had been bringing him nurses and doctors. He had cut a deal with an old friend who would soon be joining him to play the role of a life time, another deal with Strange as well to ensure a cure would be made and lastly, he was going to have to give her what she wanted. What she had been nagging him for months now - a child.

“Fine, fine, FINE. I need you Harley! You happy now! I ain’t planning on dying, believe me, but me and you - we are made for one another. We have to stick together, we have to - stay united. We cannot crumble now. I need you - to go to Wonder Tower, pick up a lil something for me from Strange, an icicle and bring it back here - do this and I will ditch this lump of wood, and we can try again - I just want us to be a happy family, like we planned.”

TIME'S RUNNING OUT. Every second not spent doing something to try and help him felt like time wasted. There was an instinct to protect his legacy because if people knew , his followers knew of his true state the possibility of trying to overthrow him would become imminent. Harley couldn’t allow that , not after everything they had achieved together. Because she’d always seen their work as something to celebrate and share between them. He had always been the mastermind , and maybe he didn’t like having to rely on her more but whilst he didn’t have the choice Harley followed every move to the letter. Everyone who knew the full extent of the situation didn’t know for long. If they couldn’t help they were quite literally thrown overboard and left to fend for themselves as they plummeted into the pit. Joker’s goons knew how to kill , and how to not leave a trace surprisingly.

The problems came as the numbers declined , as more and more doctors were dipping from the map due to Harley’s operation , it was quickly becoming apparent that nothing could be done , and the deadlines were set. She had six months to plan and execute everything before the timer ran out. Like a delayed bomb she watched him slowly tick , but there wasn’t going to be a huge BANG at the end unless she created it herself. They had the plans set , the curtain of illusion limiting her puddin’ to just rumors as Penguin and Two-Face had been pushed aside. They still had their fortress , and they had been in this together. Something he now seemed to have forgotten.

❝ Well I don’t see you doing anythin' about that !! If yas think ya even got the right to say a goddamn word then go on but trust me yas livin’ ya whole life reliant on other people to do anythin’ fer yas !! I ain’t gonna do shit ya ask of me. Just try an’ do this on yas own because ya couldn’t do it Pinocchio !! ❞ It was a low blow and probably not the greatest of comebacks , but Harley was shouting from a world of pure hurt. The sheer audacity of the puppet messed with her and not even Mista’ J could seemingly back her up in any meaningful way.

She is just standing around taking up space. Those words cut like a knife and everything Joker had taught her over the last few months fueled her. Instead of shouting nonsense , she fell quiet for a moment , which was always dangerous when the blonde was concerned. She went to speak but had a much better idea. Taking a few steps backwards , Harley watched the puppet , unblinking as her back hit the wall , next to their makeshift fireplace. Steel Mills hadn’t exactly been built for the cold weather , and where there had once been a fire was where they had left their matches. Kneeling down , she was breathing heavily , every move a little too controlled as she let the anger consume her. Let it power each move as she grabbed the box of matches , clutching it tightly. ❝ When me an’ Mista’ J make the world burn , there ain’t gonna be nothin’ but fire , and yas ain’t gonna be nothin’ but ash. Maybe we’ll make it slow for yas , start with a leg , or maybe I’ll just go straight to your head so you shut up for once. Maybe that’ll teach yas for pushin’ ya nose in where ya ain’t wanted !! ❞

As she exhaled she heard Joker speak again and only briefly glanced over. In all truth , she hadn’t been listening to him , was that how he listened to her when his brain was on a mission ?? There was noise but no words that made sense. Part of her felt bad but it was his own fault for bringing this thing in just to mess with her. She managed to zone into his voice just enough to catch the end of what he had been saying. ❝ I don’t wanna fight yas puddin’ , it ain't yas I'm mad at. But it is yas fault. Did yas wanna fight me , ‘cause that’s whatcha caused ?! ❞

What snapped her out of the daze she’d planted herself in was his next few words. Harley had not been expecting those. She broke her gaze from the puppet in shock , her focus fully on the Joker. ❝ Family ?? I thought – I thought yas were just agreeing to that ‘cause that what I wanted...But if I do go get this icicle , can you help me burn this waste of a tree ?? I don’t wanna just ditch ‘im , I want it gone !! ❞

#fallesto #REPLIES || never look back she's uncontainable #MWTE: ARKHAMVERSE || we dance with the devil tonight #ARKM: ARKHAM CITY || i promised you some entertainment

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