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Bohemian Rhapsody at 23:55:53 you will start your new year right at the metal part
We Are The Champions at 23:58:10 you will start your new year at the last chorus
Another One Bites The Dust at 23:57:13 you will start your new year where he hits that “well im ready, yes im ready for you”
Body Language at 23:59:14 you will start your new year at “dont talk”
Liar at 23:45:42 you will start your new year at the “mama im gonna be your slave” part
Crazy Little Thing Called Love(Live At Wembley Stadium 86) at 23:58:01 you will start your new year by Roger Taylor saying “Ready Freddie?”
Don’t Stop Me Now at 23:57:59 you will start your new year at the “dont stop me, dont stop me”
In The Lap Of The Gods just right at midnight to hear more of my boi Roggies falsetto
Flick Of The Wrist  at 23:59:05 you will start your new year with the first “flick of the wrist”
A Kind Of Magic at 23:59:46 to hear mr johnny D chime in with his bass at midnight
Killer Queen at 23:58:46 to start of 2019 “fastidious and precise“
Fat Bottomed Girls at 23:57:15 you will start of 2019 by getting on your bike and riding
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The amount of time it took me to finish this little drawing is ungodly. Maybe as it should be, I drew a demon after all.
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Okay I'm ngl I wanna start giffing again so send me any requests if you have!!
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I think one really interesting juxtaposition is how John Mulaney repeatedly portrays himself in his public vs personal persona. In baby j he tells the intervention specialist to not believe his persona, that his friends say hes nice. In his earlier specials, he repeatedly refers to this - "sorry about last night, I’m mean and loud and it will happen again" plus his mom saying he performed even as a baby. It’s interesting that, as a performer, he’s performing, not just to his audience, who he’s always addressing, but his friends as well. It reminds me of what Jenny slate said about comedy a lot.
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If you play..
Bohemian Rhapsody at 23:55:53 you will start your new year right at the metal part
We Are The Champions at 23:58:10 you will start your new year at the last chorus
Another One Bites The Dust at 23:57:13 you will start your new year where he hits that “well im ready, yes im ready for you”
Body Language at 23:59:14 you will start your new year at “dont talk”
Liar at 23:45:42 you will start your new year at the “mama im gonna be your slave” part
Crazy Little Thing Called Love(Live At Wembley Stadium 86) at 23:58:01 you will start your new year by Roger Taylor saying “Ready Freddie?”
Don’t Stop Me Now at 23:57:59 you will start your new year at the “dont stop me, dont stop me”
In The Lap Of The Gods just right at midnight to hear more of my boi Roggies falsetto
Flick Of The Wrist  at 23:59:05 you will start your new year with the first “flick of the wrist”
A Kind Of Magic at 23:59:46 to hear mr johnny D chime in with his bass at midnight
Killer Queen at 23:58:46 to start of 2019 “fastidious and precise“
Fat Bottomed Girls at 23:57:15 you will start of 2019 by getting on your bike and riding
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Crowley fell first but Aziraphale fell harder
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I shipped kabir and imran from znmd before I even knew what shipping was
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Morally neutral Shakira be like "one of my hips tells only lies, the other tells only the truth"
y'all are unloading ur billion note posts on me where it will become a two note flop
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the chris pine thing is so funny
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if you’re a middle schooler that’s getting into Percy Jackson because of the tv show, and you see fanwork like THIS
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JUST WALK AWAY. you are building a new civilization on the ruins of a powerful empire, and i know that it’s hard to be original when your ancestors left perfectly good fan content lying around. I understand. but I’m BEGGING YOU ON MY KNEES— leave persassy in the dust where it belongs. it is a relic from a darker age, a time when cringe ran amok and people posted things like “squeeee oh my godsss” unironically. do not repeat the sins of your ancestors. go forth and spread no cringe
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mwuahaha I'm back
OMG????? HI I MISSED YOU SO SO SO MUCH
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A selection of some of my favourite tweets from today:
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i can’t believe harry spitting on chris pine killed the queen
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I'm sorry, the queen can't come to the phone rn, why? Oh. CUZ SHE'S DEAD
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the devil works fast but wikipedia editors work faster
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