job interview: we need HAPPY, MOTIVATED people!!
my depressed ass:
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“Society makes the body something more than it is, and the soul something less.”
— Jean-Luc Godard, De l’origine du XXIe siècle (2000)
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It’s never too late to make things right.
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Tbh drunk me is just regular me but 2x as honest and 10x as horny
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I should be getting my titties sucked on right now.
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Do you ever wonder why you always end up with dumb guys? Lol
I prefer women 🤷🏻♀️
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The serial killers we know about, are the “worst” ones for being caught. The “best” ones have remained undetected and the extent of their crimes remains unknown.
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“Forgive yourself for not knowing what you didn’t know before you learned it.”
— Maya Angelou
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