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Chocolate Heath Bar Cake
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Would you say you're a happy individual, by and large?
“I would say that I am a very happy person, yes. I do not have any reason to be unhappy. I have turned my passion into a career, and my life is filled with relative peace. There are not many who could say either of those things with absolute honesty.”
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“Mister Ham? Oh, Mister Ham has been a very kind person to me since I joined with the Sable Sun Company. He was the one to interview me for my position. I do not know him very well yet, but he and Mister Kankor are the closest to friends that I have in Stormwind at this point in time.”
@hamadeus1133
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True/false, Shaujan just wings it when it comes to some recipes
Entirely true. He’s got most of the classic Pandaren recipes down to a simple science, but for some of the new outside dishes that he’s learning he has to do a lot of winging. 
@hamadeus1133
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Send me a ☀, and my muse will talk about yours!
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True/False game. Make an assumption about me in my ask and I’ll tell you if its true or false. Go.
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“What do you think of kindness?”
Shaujan sips at his tea thoughtfully and offers a slight shrug of his shoulders in response. “I believe that kindness is in everyone. Some just have more than others. I enjoy kindness, and I try to be kind to everyone that I meet. A little kindness could change the coarse of many things, and it does not hinder anyone to be kind. A candle does not lose its flame by lighting others, yes?”
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Shaujan dangles about casually and gives a very slight nod in return. “I would appreciate a hand down, yes. My paws cannot exactly reach all the way to the back of my apron. Ah, yes, if I need extra work during Winter’s Veil I will dangle from here again with a mistletoe in my mouth. What could be more romantic?”
@king-kankor
"How...?"
Shaujan looks down at Kankor as the doctor questions him, and gives an enthusiastic wave in reply; otherwise trying to remain as still as possible as he hangs by his apron from a tree limb. “Oh, Mister Kankor, hello there! I was walking around and taking in the scenery of Stormwind when I walked off the edge that overhang up there. I would have hit the ground, but my apron was caught on this tree limb, you see. It has been a troubling time.”
@king-kankor
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“Is there someone you like?”
Shaujan reaches up to thoughtfully stroke his fu manchu as he considers how best to answer the question. “There are many people that I like, if I’m being honest. So many people have been very kind to me since I’ve gotten to Stormwind, and they kept me in good company. Like Mister Ham, Mister Kankor, Miss Angela, Miss Padira. There was a very nice pair of Dwarves and a Draenei that I met in the Pig and Whistle tavern, but I never got their names.” 
@hamadeus1133 and @king-kankor for mentions))
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Questions/Comments to be sent anonymously!
“Is there someone you hold dear?”
“Don’t you feel any guilt?”
“You’re actually afraid to be alone, aren’t you?”
“There must be something you fear.”
“Do you have a home?”
“Is there someone you like?”
“Are you really expecting a positive outcome out of this?”
“Aren’t you ashamed?”
“Aren’t you happy?”
“Who do you despise?” 
“How do you sleep at night?”
“What do you think of kindness?”
“What do you think of hatred?”
“Why do you fight?”
“Why do you live?”
“How much blood have you spilled?”
“How much death have you seen?”
“Don’t you think your actions are reckless?”
“Don’t you know how much good you’ve done for others?”
“Can’t you tell they love you?”
“Can’t you see he/she would die for you?”
“Can’t you tell the truth for once?”
“You’re not tainted.”
“You’re not alone.”
“You’re awful.”
“You don’t think of anyone but yourself.”
“You’re an emotionless robot.”
“You’re just a lap dog.”
“It’s not over.”
“He/she needs you.”
“Stop lying.”
“Stop fighting.”
“Stop pushing others away.”
“You’re cruel.”
“You’re far too kind. Too kind for your own good.”
“You depend on him/her too often.”
“You’re overprotective, it’s stifling.”
“He/she is bringing you down.”
“You’re too timid, it’s easy to see you as a target.”
“You need to listen.”
“You need to speak up more often.”
“You’re weak.”
“You’re too proud.”
“You won’t always be around to save him/her.”
“One day, he/she won’t need you anymore.”
“You can’t cheat death.”
“You can’t hide forever.”
“They’ll find out the truth eventually.”
“That person is only holding you back.”
“They’re too good for you.”
“You’ll be rewarded for your efforts if you keep trying.”
“It will get better.”
“You look lonely.”
“You look bitter.”
“You look tired.”
“You’re hiding a painful burden.”
“You’re perfect.”
“You’re beautiful.”
“You will always be worthless.”
“Your hands are too dirty, too tainted to be clean.”
“You’re lost in this world. Wandering without a purpose.”
“You’ll rise above them all.” 
“You’ll find your place in this world.”
“Eventually, someone will knock you off your pedestal.”
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"How...?"
Shaujan looks down at Kankor as the doctor questions him, and gives an enthusiastic wave in reply; otherwise trying to remain as still as possible as he hangs by his apron from a tree limb. “Oh, Mister Kankor, hello there! I was walking around and taking in the scenery of Stormwind when I walked off the edge that overhang up there. I would have hit the ground, but my apron was caught on this tree limb, you see. It has been a troubling time.”
@king-kankor
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"How?" (Like, lets go with around five or so hours, I'd say.)
Once more, Shaujan has found himself stuck in a tree- this time for far longer than he would have hoped. He looks down to the Draenei below him and gives a very quick wave. “Oh, I was picking fresh apples for an apple pie and I saw a very ripe one up here that I could not reach. I got stuck here when I climbed to pick it, and I have been unable to get back down for many hours now.”
@vindicatorz
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"...How--?" (@silentscroll)
Shaujan, having resigned himself to his new life as a tree limb, has been meditating in the tree for some time before the other Pandaren comes by. He opens his eyes and presses a hand to the top of his chef’s hat to keep it in place as he looks down from the tree limb that he’s stuck on. “Oh, hello there!” He offers up a friendly smile before lifting one fuzzy arm up to point at an overlook above him. “I was not looking where I was going and fell from there. I am not sure how getting down would go, so I have been meditating on it.”
@silentscroll
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Things Said While Playing Scary Games pt 2
“SHH! Be quiet, they’re attracted to bullshit.” “The true monster is within us all.” “What do I do with this?” “Do I shove it up my butt?” “I’ll throw a rock in your goddamn face, don’t even test me.” “This monster isn’t scary, it doesn’t even have a lower jaw.” “Look into my cold, dead eyes and tell me I’m not serious.” “*pterodactyl screech*” “I’m just going to stay here in the closet forever.” “I can totally fit through there if I lather myself in oil.” “I’m not your daddy!” “I’m not your weird uncle!” “Eww, humans.” “What am I looking at right now?” “WwwoooOOOOoooOOOOooo spooky.” “I’ve walked so far, I must have calves of steel.” “Nice bed head, dork.” “Shhh shhh, go to sleep.” “I’m a redhead, of course I’m sexy.” “I’m a ladder champion. I see a ladder and I conquer it.” “YOU’VE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME.” “What’s up dead people?” “My mom believes in me.” “I will fuck this tree.” “Your butt looks magnificent today, just sayin’.” “Can you stop with the grossness? ‘K, thanks.” “Am I good or am I good?” “I’m the worst.” “Look at me, I’m fucking adorable.” “I want [character’s name] to read a phonebook to me.”
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