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television's most homoerotic scene, 2005

#I never noticed dennis eye contact with the salt lick wth #iasip

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Twilight fans: Haha the cast HATES twilight that's hilarious

POC (especially Natives): we hate it too

Twilight fans: hey :(

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HES SMILING AT HIM 😫😫😫😫😫

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#this changed herstory #frrrrrrrrr #vid

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star cat makes a comet

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#I’d say about the height Shaquille o Neil would comfortably wash his hands at

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do you ever listen to an album that you love and feel like it loves you back. not the actual artist not in a parasocial way but the music itself knows you’re listening and likes you and wants to say hi. i know i have a weird autism thing about personifying music and sound so maybe it’s just me but i do feel like that sometimes

#going through the Cocteau twins discography rn omg bursting at the seams #head over heels is so incredible and musette and drums is my fav song like ever

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scorchin

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men are made to be shoved and grabbed and thrown around and pinned down. god told me that

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Female punk band 'The Linda Lindas' formed by young chinese and latin girls performing their song 'Racist, Sexist Boy'. (x) (x)

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Iceberg Lava Cake by cqxrena

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oh my goooooodddddddd😭🥺

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View the full bracket here!

#ok why am I actually mad lol #I never have Floridian pride until her honor is called into question #but FUCKING OREGON #WTF IS IN OREGON #A TRAIL??? #we have FUCKING gators #this state is so fucking iconic for all its fucked up #like come tf on here FLORIDA SERVES CUNT #FLORIDA IS TRASHY AND TROPICAL AND SINKING #TOP 5 STATE #ONE OF THE QUINTISENTIAL US STATES #WE HAVE FLAMINGOS #FUMING STEAMING CUMMING IM UPSET #and how tf did we barely beat Nebraska I don’t even want to get started on her #us state showdown

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Tries to throw a punch at you and accidentally grabs your penis and starts jerking you off real good

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if i ever get famous i hope people sexualise me in weird ways i wanna be able to search my name and see people saying shit like ‘i wanna grow weed in his pussy’

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My son saw a bug on the ceiling for the first time