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Some kids set my school on firefijigfnvienfdv And no, I don't get a day off because of it!

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i don't like sharing my food so when i do, you better be grateful. you're not special, tho.

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ixnbcjcb i had to teach today...i'm gonna eventually start thinking about switching careers

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Today has been quite peaceful. I have gotten most of the day to myself. No students. No boss. No roommate. But I know it will end soon. I hate my life. I just want to live in this moment forever.

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I don’t wanna go back to teaching! Can’t I just stay at home and watch BBC Pride and Prejudice?!?!

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My theatre troupe is putting on Macbeth, and I got cast as Lady Macbeth :( I wanted to be MACBETH!!! Like they know this is my favorite play and that Macbeth is my dream role, but they forced me to be Lady Macbeth because they were mad at me :( Whatever, I’m gonna play the hell out of Lady Macbeth and out shine Macbeth

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Someone threw the ramen I was making at me. I’m very mad. WHO WASTES RAMEN LIKE THAT?

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My roommate is so annoying! LIKE CAN YOU WATCH SAILOR MOON LESS LOUDLY?

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I’m tired of kids going, “Ok, boomer” to me. Like you don’t know my life, kid. Back in my youth, all I got for a birthday gift was an extra potato for dinner. That’s right, a POTATO. Spoiled rich kids, meh.

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So, my new roommate moved in and I’m already annoyed. But I guess we bonded over the fact that my boss sucks? Well...actually, I just complained about my boss to the roommate and he was like, “Whaaaat? Can you say that about your boss?” To which I was like, “I can say whatever the hell I’d like about that stupid man.”

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I’m not paid enough to deal with the shit I do. Yeah, no, I don’t have a girlfriend, you stupid brat! The love of my life is dead. Thanks for asking. My boss is lucky murder isn’t legal

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I had a dream.

I was riding this flying creature when this four-eyed kid I teach and his orange-haired friend started chanting "Bother, bother!" Suddenly, it became music. I was at a dance with the love of my life (an unrequited love, I might add). I asked her to dance. She asked me to die. 

Would that I could. Would that I could....

Well, then, I had to take in the four-eyed kid to be his legal guardian (even though, I despise that kid).

Legit the worst nightmare I have ever had. 

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I wanted Panda Express, but instead I saw my least favorite bish...then got Panda after to console myself. It’s all my dumb dumb boss’ fault who couldn’t be bothered to tell me that a certain somebody was coming to the school I work at 

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Summer Break!

The highlight of my year is when Summer Break comes. I can focus on reading some Jane Austen! I can brood for hours! No more of my stupid boss! I don’t have to teach snot-nosed brats (yes, of all people, I am a teacher)! I don’t have to pretend to be nice to the kids who participate in clubs that I must lead! Nothing could ruin the day Summer Break comes (not even the unfortunate fact that I’m getting a new roommate this summer)!

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Also...you know that weird feeling...like you’re gonna run into someone you know? Specifically someone you hate? Or is that just a me thing since I basically hate everyone I meet?

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Give me ramen or give me death

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Officer: Listen, I got a call about a creepy dude lurking outside this house.

Me: * me who tripped on my long black coat, and now is stuck in a bush * Really? I haven’t seen anything. But I’ll keep my eyes open. I've just been hanging out in this bush {beat} Oh, boy.

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