shadyjellyfish

[shadyjellyfish]

i recently did some tarot to trying to figure out which deity is trying to contact me. does someone have a idea who this could be ?

#tarot #deity work #help

[shadyjellyfish]

athena : say it hepheastus, say that you matter

hepheastus : i matter

athena : LOUDER !

hepheastus : I MATTER !!!

zeus, from the distance : shut up hepheastus, you dont matter

#Olympians #athena #hepheastus #zeus

[shadyjellyfish]

leo: do you think birds are sad for not having arm ?

annabeth: are you sad for not having wings ?

leo, choked up: every single day

#percy jackson #annabeth chase #jason grace #piper mclean #frank zhang #hazel levesque #will solace #nico di angelo #pjo #hoo

[shadyjellyfish]

chiron: its impossible to return from the underworld

percy: IS THAT A CHALLENGE ?!?!?!

#chb #annabeth chase #percy jackson #jason grace #piper mclean #frank zhang #hazel levesque #leo valdez #will solace #nico di angelo #pjo #hoo

[shadyjellyfish]

will: is that vodka ?

nico: yeah

will: straight ?

nico: no, gay-

will: THE VODKA NOT YOU !

#percy jackson #annabeth chase #jason grace #piper mclean #frank zhang #hazel levesque #leo valdez #will solace #nico di angelo #chb #pjo #hoo

[shadyjellyfish]

thalia: percy has no survival skills. his need to win replaces them

grover: that cant be true

thalia: watch this

thalia: hey percy, race you down to the bottom of the stairs

percy: *throws him self out of the window*

[shadyjellyfish]

persephone: hades gave me me too many kisses today

demeter: HE WHAT ?!?!

persephone: yeah, he gave me a whole bag of them *takes out a bag of hershey's kisses*

#hades #persephone #persehades #demeter #olympus #olympians

[shadyjellyfish]

annabeth: *pregnant accidently rips her favorite dress when she bends over*

percy: i dont know how, but this can be my fault. if you would like it to be

annabeth: thanks, i would like that very much

#percy jackson #annabeth chase #jason grace #piper mclean #hazel levesque #frank zhang #leo valdez #nico di angelo #pjo #hoo

[shadyjellyfish]

percy: well, you cant make a omelet without breaking the eggs

annabeth: if you make a omelet i except to find a pile of broken crockery, a cooker in flames and a unconsious chef

#percy jackson #annabeth chase #jason grace #piper mclean #frank zhang #hazel levesque #leo valdez #pjo #hoo

[shadyjellyfish]

frank: i think the moon landing was fake !

percy: pfff, you believe in the moon ?

leo: you idiots ! we living on the moon. niel armstrong landed on eart

annabeth: *incoherent screaming*

#percy jackson #annabeth chase #jason grace #piper mclean #frank zhang #hazel levesque #leo valdez #pjo #hoo #rick riordan

[shadyjellyfish]

at chb probably

chiron: I see your havin trouble adjusting

nico: everyone thinks im a freak

chiron: not EVERYONE, here

chiron, pulls will out of nowhere: im assigning you a companion apollo camper

will: *hugs nico*

nico, starts crying: never leave me again

will: (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

#will solace #nico di angelo #chb #pjo #hoo #percy jackson #annabeth chase #piper mclean #jason grace #frank zhang #hazel levesque #leo valdez

[shadyjellyfish]

percy: you're the moon

jason: and you're the stars

nico: i'm the straightest person here

#percy jackson #annabeth chase #jason grace #piper mclean #frank zhang #hazel levesque #leo valdez #pjo #hoo #rick riordan

[shadyjellyfish]

percy doing homework

percy: i'm not sure what this sentence means

percy: "ignorance is bold and knowledge is reserved"

jason: YOU CAN READ LATIN ?!

annabeth: YOU CAN READ ?!

percy: thats cold, chase

#percy jackson #leo valdez #nico di angelo #jason grace #annabeth chase #pjo #hoo #rick riordan #piper mclean #frank zhang #hazel levesque

[shadyjellyfish]

percy: you're drunk nico. im here to help you walk-

will: don't

percy: -straight

nico: *very much drunk* I CANT WASLHK, I CANT WALK STR8 Bc im gAYYY. GEDDIIT? TELL THEM WILL!!! IM GAY. ZwwHEY YOU! PRONG my best m8 toLD ME TO WALK strAIGHT geddIT?? but i'm-

will: yeah, i think he got it neeks as well as possibly everyone in the neighborhood

#will solace #nico di angelo #percy jackson #annabeth chase #jason grace #piper mclean #frank zhang #hazel levesque #leo valdez #pjo #hoo

[shadyjellyfish]

the argo at 3 PM

percy: do blind people see their dreams ?!

leo: do deaf people hear their thoughts ?!

annabeth: do you two ever shut the hades up ?!

#percy jackson #argo 2 crew #leo valdez #annabeth chase #jason grace #piper mclean #pjo #hoo #rick riordan #frank zhang #hazel levesque

[shadyjellyfish]

annabeth comes home

percy, wearing a apron and towel of his shoulder: ANNIE !

leo, also wearing a apron: annie, your home !

annabeth: what--?

percy, wiping down the kitchen counter:honey, i cleaned the house for you !

leo, opening the oven: i made dinner, doll

percy: we missed you !

leo: welcome home !

annabeth: guys, please

annabeth: this is ikea, we're gonna get kicked out

#percy jackson #annabeth chase #jason grace #leo valdez #nico di angelo #piper mclean #pjo #hoo #rick riordan #frank zhang #hazel levesque

[shadyjellyfish]

annabeth: did i warn you ?

percy: yeah...

annabeth: but did you listen ?

percy: no...

annabeth: are you listening now ?

percy: no

annabeth: are you staring at my arse ?

percy: n-yes

annabeth:....

percy:....

percy: its a fine arse

#percy and annabeth #percy jackson