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sgt-celestial · 6 hours
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They ran out of bullets so they couldn't shoot jared padalecki when he was finished with whatever cop show he was starring in last so unfortunately the only thing they could do was send him to England to play john lennon in the doctor who Beatles episode as a form of slow-burn execution (death by mclennon)
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sgt-celestial · 6 hours
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Commandments of Beatles casting:
All Beatles castings must be bad
All Beatles castings must be so bad that it loops around to being camp
All Beatles castings must obey McLennon's Law (All McLennon incidents that can possibly occur must eventually come to pass)
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sgt-celestial · 6 hours
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just saw the new image for the Doctor Who Beatles episode
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sgt-celestial · 9 hours
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sgt-celestial · 11 hours
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Like I am sorry if you don't see it. But I Do
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sgt-celestial · 11 hours
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damn is that a C tuned harmonica in your pocket or is ypur penis just playing a really loud and grating dylanesque solo
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sgt-celestial · 13 hours
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Average university group project rules
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sgt-celestial · 15 hours
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sgt-celestial · 16 hours
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Baseless assumption and utterly unprompted but thank you spotify
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sgt-celestial · 16 hours
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ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to obsessively rewatch movies
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sgt-celestial · 1 day
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sgt-celestial · 1 day
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Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case
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sgt-celestial · 2 days
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A couple of records I got recently ^_^ I found The Planets at the second hand shop where I also got a Ray Charles record and Queen's Greatest Hits 👍🏻
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