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seercayder · 1 year
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imagine if aliens found the dead body of a human being exploded in the vacuum of space and they started making fun of the mutilated corpse calling it “splatter alien” and saying it was the ugliest alien in the whole galexy. and then made stuffed animals of it to sell to their alien kids. that’s what happened on this planet to the blob fish
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seercayder · 2 years
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words of affirmation for those seeking a werewolf girlfriend
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The Boys parody of the Kendall Jenner Pepsi commercial
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seercayder · 2 years
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i do think it’s interesting that in less than a decade after reviving both the jurassic park movies and star wars franchises, universal and disney, respectively, have fucked up what could have been never-ending theatrical cash cows to the point where the jurassic franchise is ending in critical disgrace and star wars has been relegated almost exclusively to disney’s streaming platform. how badly do you have to fumble bags that are mostly just “people and aliens in a far off galaxy and space” and “dinosaurs! what would happen if dinosaurs?” that the franchises became so devoid of any redeemable value that people are eh about seeing a cultural icon like darth vader wield his lightsaber or a website like rotten tomatoes, which grades on a heavy curve, especially for nostalgic projects, has your film at a 37% critical favorability and is being accused of making dinosaurs “uncool”. it’s fascinating. i hope the bubble bursts for marvel next.
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seercayder · 2 years
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STEM students freak me out because I once had to listen to some software developer gleefully tell me about a project he was working on that would force people to watch adverts by using the phone’s camera to detect when users were looking at the screen and would pause if you looked away.
And, for some reason, he didn’t consider this to be utterly evil.
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seercayder · 2 years
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seercayder · 2 years
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As someone around for 9-11 and the "NEVER FORGET NUMBER #1 GREATEST TRAGEDY EVER IN HISTURY" response to it I am in thrilled and invigorated by the fact that younger people just make amogus memes and TikTok nonsense about it. A huge chunk of America cared more about it than any entire genocide and thought you would cry learning about it. They hoped it'd make every generation patriotically angry forever and ever and want to join the military. Instead you Photoshop the towers into squidwards house and shit. Never stop lol
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seercayder · 2 years
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Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum
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Totally ruined my morning reading about tea bags and microplastics but at least I know now and I'm gonna switch to loose leaf. Posting this incase others didn't know! Cause I know I didn't
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seercayder · 2 years
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This comic shows what it’s like to browse literally any website these days
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seercayder · 2 years
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Victorian doctors: put this opium and cocaine directly into your pussy. also you need an orgasm
Modern doctors: i know PCOS runs in your family and you have every single symptom but you’re making it up. have some zoloft
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seercayder · 2 years
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What the speed force does to a mf
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South Carolina followers: free green beans on I-95!
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seercayder · 2 years
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I got very embarrassed the other day whilst watching the final episode of Prehistoric Planet with my dad, bc I saw the massive giraffe-sized pterosaur and shouted “Queztalcoatlus”, when, it was in fact a Hatzegopteryx...
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