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add another clove of garlic im not driving

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i am going to fucking scream. why did they make this application process so fucking annoying???

#ignore me #holy fucking shit #i'm filled with rage #this is the most redundant thing i have ever been forced to read #i'm here to fucking apply #stop upselling the job to me #i get it already #just let me fucking apply #i fucking can't deal with this but i don't have a fucking choice #FUCK

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what do y'all know about doomed siblings

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lenalee lee from d gray man

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lavi from d gray man

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Hmm. If they can make this strategy work for COVID, that’ll really be something.

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I’ve always wanted to make a comic and I might be onto something guys! Here have the origins of the little postwoman and what might be the preview of a webcomic if I ever continue. Thank you for everyone who motivated me and all the love I received for her! I hope you liked it

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guide me, o' tifa

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reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

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Yaaaaas 😍

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alskdjgkfjlgjflgjhlgh i've never doubted your sense of comedy sensei never

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Be my anti-valentine? Where we try and make each other as unhappy as possible on Feb 14th.

no i already have one of those

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Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

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