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hey, whatever happened to franz ferdinand?

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AO3 is down due to a DDoS attack, meaning someone is purposely overwhelming the website with requests.

Do not refresh the website until they have confirmed that the site is back online. You’ll only send more requests and further overwhelm the site.

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Bro saved the world twice and you’re telling me there aren’t three gods who would write him a rec letter? I barely showed up to class my senior yr of hs and i still had teachers willing to write me rec letters

#percy jackson #rick riordan #chalice of the gods

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Someone needs to draw the characters as this. Plz.

I'm screaming???

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We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?

#you can tear my panini press from my cold dead hands

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Why are we just now finding out that Chirp is a kenku? Is Squak also a kenku??? This makes so much sense- that’s why they keep echoing each other 😭

#i mean aside from the obvious bird thing #a court of fey and flowers #dimension 20 #chirp featherfowl #squak airavis

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The fact that Eggsy becomes a prince at the end of Kingsman 2 is so deeply funny to me. Imagine you’re like a criminal and then someone bursts in guns blazing and it’s Meghan Markle

#kingsman #eggsy unwin

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this whole situation is very funny

credit to @cryptvokeeper for the idea!

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I have a desire to let people know that for my percy jackson homebrew DnD game i make all the players roll intelligence check if they want to read anything because theyre all dyslexic

#percy jackson #dnd

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Incorrect Smosh Blog quotes

Inspired by this post!

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Damien: I do a lot of dumb stuff

Cherrie: And I witnessed the dumb stuff.

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Knife and Literally Anyone: fist fighting behind the counter.

Everyone else: can I get a waffle please? Can I please get a waffle??

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Lynn: Did you just refer to a knife as a “people opener” ?

Damien: Should I not have ?

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Damien: *sitting on the couch relaxing*

Cinna: *quietly walks in with a pride flag, starts eating it*

Damien: This is why Lynn doesn’t FUCKING love you !

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tags: @daddy-needs-his-munge, @thegaygermangamer, @knifeleakjr, @whatisasmosh

feel free to continue on !

#hi #🥺🥺🥺

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https://youtu.be/34f3HNk2gTI

I really appreciate TLOVM’s faithful adaptation of Percy losing his goddam mind at the Briarwood name drop, they understood the assignment

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This is a neutral post

Feel free to stop here and rest before journeying to the posts below.

(Art by cannonbreed.)

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early criminal minds (seasons 1-5) is so fucking funny if you think about it from the perspective of literally anyone that the BAU interacts with outside of each other. to recap what’s going on, let’s go over the team. We’ve got:

Elle Greenaway- murderous bitch who maybe murdered someone in cold blood (claimed self defense but who can prove that?)

Spencer Reid- a genius with both mommy and daddy issues who looks like a fourteen year old TA and does magic tricks whilst, at some points, zooted off his ass on dilaudid

Jason Gideon- man who screams at crime scenes and lays down in blood stains

Derek Morgan- calls their tech analyst like “ugh mommy shove that nice hot information down my throat”

Penelope Garcia- the aforementioned Information Mommy, who talks to the team (specifically morgan) like a phone sex operator trying to make enough to cover rent

Jennifer Jareau- bubbly blonde woman who yells at TV reporters and kicks ass

David Rossi- rich, elderly, famous crime novelist who DEFINITELY should be retired

Emily Prentiss- goth lesbian who DEFINITELY has cursed folks out in one of the many languages she knows

Aaron Hotchner- tired workaholic man, trying his best to hold this shitshow together, also beat a man to death

like, can you IMAGINE??? it’s the worst week of your life. Some madman is running around, i don’t know, killing folks and cutting off their nipples or something, and this absolute clown brigade rolls up like “ah yes, just another Tuesday for us lmao” and start asking you questions about what kind of dirt this murderer had stuck to his shoes, and then they SOLVE THE CASE???? what the fuck must you be thinking at that point

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pietro can’t get over it [ID: Pietro Maximoff filming himself and his teachers who are all in the middle of something else, as the audio plays. "Mom" is replaced with "Dad" in the captions. The first teacher is replaced with Storm, the second teacher is Wolverine, and the last teacher is Professor X. /END ID]

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The entire plot of the Eternals just goes to show that you need to protect your cleric

#eternals #marvel #mcu #dnd #cleric #dungeons and dragons #ajak

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The kennedys

yes sir, your daughter’s lobotomy was a success. she will never utter a coherent sentence ever again in her life. i also performed a complimentary nose job that i’m sure you’ll appreciate