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#haha so uh anyone else filled with rage? #because i'm considering a role at work #but i know it involves trying to get info out of people who will ignore you #and oooooooh the feelings i feel when i feel ignored #YOU DON'T REPLY TO MY EMAIL? FUCK YOU. MY PERSONALITY HAS NOW BEEN REPLACED BY THE HORRIBLE GHOST OF RICHARD NIXON. #I could probably write a small essay on how isolation doesn't necessarily make you consciously feel sad but does make you see other people #as some sort of indifferent or hostile Other #and people notice anger. whereas they don't notice withdrawal. #anger kind of gets rewarded #in some way

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I wish I still had the emotional depth to still find the 90s Outer Limits intro spooky.

...Actually, if I had the free time, I'd drink wine while watching The Outer Limits, the X-Files (not all episodes! but definitely Soft Light, Tooms, and Pusher! maybe Firewalker!), Millennium, and The Kingdom. Late 90s spooky shows definitely had a whole aesthetic going on that I now associate with Darkplace.

#spooky plinkly piano music

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i miss when actors all had normal human teeth

#and it seems SO SO EASY for veneers to enter uncanny valley territory

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Voices from the Past

Audio recording of Thomas Edison’s talking dolls from the 19th century. The audio samples the following:

1)Twinkle Twinkle Little Star 2) Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep 3) Hickory Dickory Dock 4) Twinkle Twinkle Little Star (example 2) 5) Jack and Jill 6) Twinkle Twinkle Little Star (example 3) 7) There Was a Little Girl 8) Little Jack Horner

You can read more about how scientist found a way to replicate these voices from 125 years ago HERE

#is this real because jesus christ

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PHARMACIE_OUVERTE.mp4

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Snowmen melted under pressure

#the flying kick was completely unnecessary #dogs

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'How African aunties (that don’t like each other) interact at parties' deserves an oscar.

#a m e n

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starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world

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#midsommar

#friendly reminder that you can't run away from your problems by living off-grid with people who set your horrible boyfriend on fire

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this might be my favorite tiktok i have ever seen. absolute gold through and through

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Sarah Anne Johnson - Pastel Sky, 2018

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Shipping fictional characters isn’t representative of your moral values. It’s representative of your particular psychic damage and the themes and motifs that haunt you. Hope this helps.

#haha wow

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There should be a fanfic writing game called the showrunners challenge where someone writes a story and partway through someone else can play things like "actor leaves after 4000 more words" or "topic now too politically sensitive due to unforeseen world events" or "lost rights to that reference"

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Ray K. Metzker, City Whispers, 1980

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#i hate it when you're trying to hit an ejaculating mushroom with a frying pan and your cock just falls out