ill draw lugia a thousand times and itll be different each time
this one doesnt fly, only swims
i like how bright white will just glow in the dark if subject to even the slightest bit of light
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Please tell me other people can relate I’m having a crisis
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boys: jacking off
girls: jilling off
non binary : ferching a pail of water
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if I say "I have to Austin Powers my car out of a parking space," do you understand what i mean
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King of spring and fairies
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literally sleeping on a barbecue sauce
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Spinda -- Masakazu Fukuda
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making cake for the work potluck it may not be in the bert & ernie cake pan but it is hands down my favorite cake ever
[ID: an old, stained recipe for chocolate sour cream pound cake.
ingredients:
1 1/2 cups butter, softened
3 cups sugar
5 eggs
3 cups all-purpose flour
1/2 cup cocoa
1 teaspoon baking soda
1/4 teaspoon salt
1 (8 ounce) carton commercial sour cream
1 cup boiling water
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
Cream butter; gradually add sugar, beating well. Add eggs, one at a time, beating well after each addition.
Combine flour, cocoa, soda, and salt; add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream, beginning and ending with flour mixture. Mix well after each addition. Add boiling water, and mix well. Stir in vanilla.
Pour batter into a greased and floured 10-inch tube pan. Bake at 325 degrees for 1 hour and 20 minutes or until cake tests done. Cool cake in pan 10 to 15 minutes; remove from pan, and cool completely. Yield: one 10-inch cake.
the recipe is credited to Mrs. James R. Lineberger from Gastonia, North Carolina, and a handwritten note at the top of the page says "very good."]
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at a lesbian bar wearing a vampire costume: I vish to eat your puvsy *my plastic fangs slip out of my mouth and into someone’s drink* *I cry and pull the fire alarm before running out*
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Online argument finishing move
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