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YOU hates terfs
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It would be a mood but unfortunately I had to be a grown up and call his behavior teacher because he just ran out of class and threw a tantrum in the hall
I had a little boy lock himself in the bathroom to avoid doing a test today while I was at work
what a mood.
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these two months of 2024 have been five years respectively
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the twins are fighting again- Riley
Ah yes thank you Riley
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It means ily
(ty ty after getting over his trauma, he then married a boss ass bitch and decided to stop being the main character in the wrong anime and stay home with their (at least) 5 kids)
Would you like to meet my babygirl
YES
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I mean I’m a Gale girlie myself and that does say things about me but this is not the reboot thread for that
That being said this is Percival Fredrickstein von Mussel Klossowski de Rolo III. He’s the human gunslinger to Vox Machina and approximately 23 years old
He sold his soul to a devil at the age of 17 to invent guns so that he could avenge his parents and 6 siblings who were murdered by hot vampires
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Would you like to meet my babygirl
YES
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I should probably preface this with the fact that the person I am about to show you is a (fictional) grown man from a Dungeons and Dragons campaign from 2015
Would you like to meet my babygirl
YES
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Idc gimme a year and some aderall im making it to graduation so I can send you an invite to get the 4 years of forehead kisses I’ve missed
Why must you live so many hours away I want a kiss on the forehead
I know my love I'm sorry :( sending all the forehead kisses
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Oh I also turned 17 fuckin dancing queen o’clock over here
Dw abt her name but I do remember you talking to her a couple times when I gave her free reign of my social media lmao
That being said she did dump me 3 days before Xmas and a week before my birthday 🤭 and at the end of the call she said she isn’t sure why she dated me in the first place so bye bye like 5 years of friendship and 1.5 years of dating ig
Things that have happened since we last spoke:
I got a new personality trait (dungeons and dragons hyperfixation)
Made a sweater and numerous stuffed animals
Started an internship (teaching)
Got diagnosed with hypermobility, Anxiety, and Depression
Got on meds for above
Read all of the hunger games books in under 74 hours
Got dumped (over the phone)
Dyed my hair
Had near constant bloody noses for 2 weeks
Got 80+ hours on Baldur’s Gate 3
oh my...
who dumped you? I need a name, darling. 🔪☺️
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screennamealreadyused · 6 months
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requests are open?!?!!!!
if anyone even sees this lmao but yeah, i’ll be opening requests for the time being! you can read my guidelines here and send your request to either inbox—this blog or @yearninqheart—i just ask that you’re patient if you do send in a request (thank you if you do <3) and i will be trying my best to get to all of them.
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screennamealreadyused · 8 months
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hate how having a special interest in a character will turn u into a giggly little anime schoolgirl im like kicking my legs and squealing into a pillow and and blushing and smiling like an idiot and its like Oh yeah no this about a guy who should be in federal prison. yeah. yeah like unforgivable crimes
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screennamealreadyused · 9 months
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ULTIMATE "OH FUCK I JUST GOT MY FIRST APARTMENT AND ALL I HAVE IS ONE CHANGE OF CLOTHES AND A THIRD SOCK" CHECKLIST
CLEANING
Dish soap
Laundry detergent
All-purpose cleaner
Hand soap
Broom
Mop
Wash cloths / rags
Vacuum
Dustpan
Lint roller
Sponges
KITCHENWARE
Plates
Bowls
Spoons
Forks
Knives
Glasses
Mugs
Tongs
Spatula
Plastic wrap
Ziplock baggies
Garbage bags
Paper towel
Tupperware
Ice tray
Oven mitts
Potato peeler
Mixing bowls
Frying pan
Pot
Baking sheet
Whisk
Stirring spoons / ladels
Tea infuser ball
Measuring cups
Strainer
Cutting board
Coffee maker
Kettle
Toaster
Magnets
Dry erase markers
Sticky notes
Microwave
Wire sponge
Trash bin
Recycling bin
Rubber gloves
Silverware organizer
Measuring spoons
Aluminum foil
Wax paper
Can opener
Bottle opener
Containers for salt, sugar, flour, etc.
LIVINGROOM
Sofa
Rocking chair (you know you want one)
Loveseat
Coasters
Blankets
Throw pillows
Coffee table
Book shelves
TV
TV stand
Floor lamp
End table
Stereo system / radio
BEDROOM
Mattress
Box spring
Bedframe
Linens
Sheets
Comforter
Hangers
Laundry hamper
Trash bin
Curtains
Pillows
Pillow cases
Night table
Alarm clock
Lamp
Dresser
Coat rack
Desk / vanity
Comfy chairs
DININGROOM
Dining table
Minimum of 2 chairs
Coasters
Placemat
Tablecloth
Tea lights /candles and candle holders
BATHROOM
Face clothes
Towel
Soap bar
Body wash
Shampoo
Conditioner
Tissues
Toilet paper
Trash bin
Plunger
Toilet cleaner
Cold, flu, pain, and allergy meds
Hydrogen peroxide
Antibacterial ointment
First-Aid kit
Tweezers
Nail clippers
Band-aids
Shower rod
Shower curtain
Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Floss
Period products
Bathmat
Air freshener
Trash bin
Towel rod
Towels
MISCELLANEOUS
Elastic bands
Stapler
Stables
Paper clips
Needles and thread
AA / AAA batteries
Light bulbs
Extension cords
Scotch tape
Duct tape
Shovel
Rake (if you have a yard)
Stain remover
Jar of courters for laundry mat
Screw drivers
Hammer
Nails
Sticky tack
Screws
Box cutter / X-acto
Pliers
Wrench
Pens
Paper
Pencils
Pencil sharpener
Eraser
Welcome matt
Shoe rack
Coat rack
Flashlight
Flashlight batteries
Watch batteries
Rechargeable batteries and charger
Safe place to discard dead batteries
Candles
Matches
Lighter
Mini travel fans
Real fans
Emergency Survival kit
Fire extinguisher
Landline phone
Window air conditioner
Carbon monoxide alarm
Fire alarm
FOOD STUFF
Mustard
Ketchup
Mayo
Salt
Pepper
Baking soda
Flour
Eggs
Milk
Bread
Olive oil
Tea
Jam
Peanut-butter
Coffee grounds
Cereal
Rice
Pasta
Vegetable soup
Tomato sauce
Frozen vegetables
Crackers
Chickpeas / lentils
Apples
Oranges
Granola bars
Juice
Hot chocolate mix
Frozen meats
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screennamealreadyused · 9 months
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what charaxter archetypes do you keep writing into your characters that surely say nothing about your mental state. i keep making little guys who have trouble viewing themselves as a full person and instead just fixate on the role they expect others to expect them to play.
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screennamealreadyused · 11 months
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when wilbur soot goes >.< and when tommyinnit goes :D reblog if you agree
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reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to
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