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Out with the old, in with the new, cheers to the future, and all that we do by Poutini

**Work in Progress**

Rated: E

Relationship(s): Patrick Brewer/David Rose

Additional Tags: New Year's Resolutions, David Rose Can Cook, Experimentation in and out of the kitchen, Spreadsheet included for tracking purposes

Summary: Patrick hums thoughtfully. “Travel would be nice. We should look at putting money away. Maybe we can close between Christmas and New Year’s next year and go somewhere.” David nods against Patrick’s chest. “You know, if we ate out less…” Patrick feigns shock. “David Rose! Are you suggesting - “ “Oh no. I am not cooking.” “Come on, David. This could be fun. Once a week. That alone could cover airfare for one.” “Mmm! Fun. Right.” “I tell you what. You cook on Fridays, and I’ll reward you.”

This is not a WIP, but a weekly update with standalone chapters.

Inspired in part by Samwhambam's series The Rose-Brewer Guide to Sex Positions.

To be published on Fridays.

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Recommendation by: Anonymous

Each week David is cooking a different recipe for Patrick and then they have 🔥 sex! This fic adds a new stand-alone chapter every week and also has an accompanying spreadsheet with recipe and sex-position links as well as the boys' ratings of both parts of the evening. I love the everyday banter and love that emanates in this fic, as well as the warmth of the recipes and the heat to close it out! I'm someone who loves having fic updates to look forward to, so if you also like that join me in following alone with Poutini here.

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#Poutini #schitt's creek #schitts creek #david x patrick #patrick brewer #david rose #anonymous #chaptered fic #work in progress #rated e #food

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i swallow the sound and it swallows me whole by Likerealpeopledo

Rated: M

Relationship(s): Patrick Brewer/David Rose

Additional Tags: Original Female Character(s), Stevie Budd, Marcy Brewer, Clint Brewer, Whump, Whumptober 2019, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Nightmares, Aphasia, Broken Voice, stroke, Medical Procedures, Tear-stained, stay with me, Recovery, non-graphic medical depiction, Speech Disorders

Summary: Patrick falls ill while he’s away from home and this is what happens...

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Recommendation by: Anonymous

This is an exquisite hurt/comfort fic that is so much more than that. When Patrick has a stroke at a conference four hours away from home, he is dependent on the kindness of strangers. Patrick’s longing for David and David’s frantic desperation to get to his husband. When he finally gets there, their love and support for each other comes through achingly beautifully. I love the little details that anchor this crisis firmly in the context of everyday life, like Patrick’s preference for green gummy bears or Marcy’s stash of emergency snacks.

The fic does such a wonderful job showing the nuances of Patrick’s frustration at weakness and slow recovery. and David’s desperation and backsliding into old fears. The theme of communicating without words serves as both the source of trauma (Patrick’s aphasia) and also to illustrate the strength of David and Patrick’s bond and how it aids his recovery. The supporting characters are all perfectly drawn, and it’s lovely to see the town coming together to support Patrick and David, complete with a party with a name that a won’t spoil, but that fits perfectly in a town that came up with Asbestos Fest. Also be prepared for a third act emotional wallop that will hit you right in the feels.

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#likerealpeopledo #schitt's creek #schitts creek #david x patrick #patrick brewer #david rose #anonymous #chaptered fic #rated m #stevie budd #marcy brewer #clint brewer #whump #angst with a happy ending #illness

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It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas by this_is_not_nothing

Rated: T

Relationship(s): Patrick Brewer/David Rose

Additional Tags: Christmas Fluff, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, special occassion mugs, David Rose is a Nice Person, brief mentions of Twyla and Marcy

Summary: David brings a little bit of Farm Christmas to Rose Apothecary

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Recommendation by: Anonymous

Patrick is missing Brewer family traditions and David makes them happen for him. It's lovely seeing David be supportive while still being so David (Sample line: Supporting Patrick is turning into a lot of extra work.) This is just a lovely, funny, tender Christmas fic where David makes everything okay.

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people like that are the only people here by Likerealpeopledo

Rated: T

Relationship(s): Patrick Brewer/David Rose

Additional Tags: Johnny Rose, Moira Rose, Clint Brewer, Marcy Brewer, Canon Compliant, Family, Tree Houses, In-Laws, Fluff and Angst, treehouse of personal growth, possible abuse of the legacy of O. Henry, falling down a rabbit hole of baseball player thighs is legitimate recreation, two boys! one gas pump!, Charades, two boys! one chair!

Summary: The Roses and the Brewers come together to celebrate a holiday in Patrick's hometown.

His chest tightens thinking of all the glimpses that David will suddenly have into a past that Patrick thought might be lost somehow, and he’s only now realizing still belongs to him.

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Recommendation by: Anonymous

This fic is hilarious and heartbreaking in equal measure, while also being wonderfully soft and tender. It paints so perfectly the pain and dislocation of going home, seeing the place you used to fit (or not fit), where you desperately want to assert your new self and struggle against the pull of gravity of your old self. It’s a layered and subtle exploration of the Brewers as a family where everyone is trying to spare everyone else and somehow they never ended up talking about real things. (Let’s just say we see without a doubt where Patrick learned to put off difficult conversations.) David is Patrick’s rock throughout as he navigates this journey, and Moira and Johnny are there to make everything that much more deliciously complicated.

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The Rosebud Diamond by vivianblakesunrisebay

Rated: M

Relationship(s): Patrick Brewer/David Rose

Additional Tags: Stevie Budd, Alexis Rose, Theodore "Ted" Mullens, Bob Currie, Gwen Currie, Mutt Schitt, Moira Rose, Johnny Rose, Sebastien Raine, Ray Butani, Ronnie Lee, Alternate Universe - Noir, Dames and fellas, Gangsters and society swells, Diamonds are a guy's best friend, masquerade balls, Period-Typical Homophobia, Not depicted but acknowledged, a few murders, nothing graphic, Minor Character Death, dramatic wrist grabbing, everyone smokes like chimneys, Angst with a Happy Ending, fedoras and trenchcoats, New York in the 1940s, Minor Violence

Summary: His new client was tall, dark, and handsome, with cheekbones that could cut glass, and legs that wouldn’t quit.

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Patrick is a detective. David is his mysterious client. There’s a priceless diamond, a masquerade ball, murder, thievery, blackmail, secrets, betrayal, gangsters, smoking, whiskey, and angst galore. (And a happy ending.)

It’s a film noir AU.

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Recommendation by: Anonymous

This is the moodiest, most atmospheric, Halloween fic ever to fic. The author takes the genre of noir and makes it fit within the Schitt’s Creek canon like it is slipping on a costume. And this fic also HAS A COSTUME BALL, where Patrick may dress in a way that is very visually pleasing (no spoilers). It has tension, it has pining, it has excellent, snappy dialogue, and a perfectly done mystery. You will never find another fic like it...kind of like the search for the Diamond itself. Run, don’t walk, and go read this excellent Halloween fic!

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The Resolution (series) by cromarty

Rated: G & T

Relationship(s): Patrick Brewer/David Rose

Additional Tags: New Year's Eve, New Year's Kiss, New Year's Resolutions

(No series summary provided)

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Recommendation by: Anonymous

These two New Year's Resolution fics are so cute! I loooooove that Patrick has inherited NYE superstitions from his relatives, and then his need to keep his resolution the next year. Both parts are so sweet!!

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#cromarty #schitt's creek #schitts creek #david x patrick #patrick brewer #david rose #anonymous #series #various ratings #new year's eve #theme rec au

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A Schitt’s Creek Begorrah by Siria

Rated: T

Relationship(s): Patrick Brewer/David Rose

Additional Tags: St. Patrick’s Day

Summary: In which David has some very strong opinions about St. Patrick's Day.

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Recommendation by: Anonymous

I know December is maybe not the right time to recommend a St Paddy's Day fic but you asked for holiday fics of any kind and Siria's fics are always both hilarious and sweet so I have to recommend it. This one makes me laugh out loud every time.

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I’m All Lost (in the supermarket) by sullymygoodname

Rated: G

Relationship(s): Patrick Brewer/David Rose, David Rose & Stevie Budd

Additional Tags: David is a good person, everyone is bad at communicating, Ugly Sweaters, Karaoke, this accidentally got very 80s, Hollywood! Come and get me Hollywood!

Summary: When it's up to David to spread cheerful tidings and goodwill toward men, what is the world even coming to? Or, Patrick is upset that they can't go visit his parents for the holidays, and Stevie is experiencing seasonal sadness, so David tries to cheer them up. He doesn't know why he thought this was a good plan.

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Recommendation by: Anonymous

David Rose is a good person! And he's trying his best to get his boyfriend and his best friend through the holidays with a trip to Christmas World. Things don't go as planned of course, but there is all kind of friendly ridiculousness to be had including karaoke and wine and a too small house in Santa's village.

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On My Way by Distractivate

Rated: M

Relationship(s): Patrick Brewer/David Rose, Patrick Brewer/Rachel, Stevie Budd & David Rose

Additional Tags: Angst and Fluff and Smut, Angst and Feels, Bittersweet, Christmas Eve, Christmas, Retail Burnout, Blow Jobs, Morning Sex, Marriage, Pre-Canon, Canon Compliant, Post-Canon, Future Fic, 5+1 Things, Angst with a Happy Ending, Blizzards & Snowstorms, Cold Weather, Hot Chocolate, Snow, Winter

Summary: "You realize every single Christmas since Patrick and I have been together, something has gone awry?” “The first one was good.” “The first one we were supposed to get an espresso machine, and instead we got a sad party in the motel.”

Or, Five Christmases David and Patrick spend (mostly) apart, and one they spend together.

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Recommendation by: Anonymous

I love the variety of scenarios presented here and all the different looks it gives us at their relationship through the years.

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A Case of You by DoubleL27

Rated: T

Relationship(s): Patrick Brewer/David Rose

Additional Tags: Valentine's Day, 5+1 Things, Fluff, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Valentine's Day Fluff, David Rose is a Good Person, Patrick Brewer is a Troll, Boys In Love, Romance, rated t for david's language

Summary: Five times Patrick gives David an utterly ridiculous gift for Valentine's Day and one time David does something really romantic

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Recommendation by: Anonymous

This is the Valentine's Day continuation of the monthiversary gifts you absolutely want. Patrick's gifts are both funny and sweet, and David has a perfect love-hate relationship with them.

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#doublel27 #schitt's creek #schitts creek #david x patrick #patrick brewer #david rose #anonymous #one shot #rated t #valentine's day #5+1 #fluff #theme rec holiday

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you turn me into somebody loved by wardo_wedidit

Rated: M

Relationship(s): Patrick Brewer/David Rose

Additional Tags: Stevie Budd, Twyla Sands, Jocelyn Schitt, Alexis Rose, Johnny Rose, Holidays, Snow, Knitting, Christmas, Gift Giving, Blow Jobs, Anal Sex, Winter, Canon Compliant

Summary: “I thought you’d like winter, for someone who has so many sweaters,” Patrick teases him as they bundle up to head back to the store after lunch one day, smirking at David’s frown.

“I like it as an aesthetic,” David pouts, fumbling with the buttons on his coat with some difficulty as he’s already pulled his mittens on. “I’m not opposed to fireplaces and hot cocoa and scarves? It’s just frostbite, and snow on designer cashmere, and black ice that I have a problem with.”

Or, their first holidays together in Schitt’s Creek, David and Patrick decide to give each other homemade gifts, and David learns to love winter.

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Recommendation by: Anonymous

I love that they make time to have their own small Christmas celebration as their new small family, and I love that they do handmade gifts.

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Hard Candy Christmas by samwhambam

Rated: M

Relationship(s): Patrick Brewer/David Rose

Additional Tags: Patrick suffers from seasonal affective disorder, Christmas fic, dolly parton references, it was a matter of time before i flat out wrote a fic about a dolly parton song, my two worlds collided with this fic

Summary: David helps Patrick reconnect to a a favorite Christmas song.

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Recommendation by: Anonymous

The holidays are so complicated for queer people and I love this small slice of how hard they have been and still are for Patrick, and how David helps him see them differently the way David helps him see so much else differently.

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#samwhambam #schitt's creek #schitts creek #david x patrick #patrick brewer #david rose #anonymous #one shot #rated m #christmas #music #theme rec holiday

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to face unafraid the plans that we’ve made by cromarty

Rated: G

Relationship(s): Patrick Brewer/David Rose

Additional Tags: Ray Butani, Christmas Cards

Summary: “David,” Patrick grinds out, at the absolute limit of his patience. “Just stop being such a prima donna and pick a stupid picture, there has to be at least one good one there.”

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Patrick and David fight over their Christmas card picture.

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Recommendation by: Anonymous

This is a sweet little story that starts with a fight (Patrick's childish irritation over Christmas card pictures is very funny and perfectly reflects the engagement pictures scenes in the show even though it was written before "I was being very sarcastic!") but ends with them being loving and caring for each other. I love it even though it gets Walking in a Winter Wonderland stuck in my head every time!

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My Heart is Like a Haunted House by dinnfameron

Rated: T

Relationship(s): Patrick Brewer/David Rose

Additional Tags: Stevie Budd, Ray Butani, Twyla Sands, Alexis Rose, Johnny Rose, Moira Rose, Roland Schitt, Jocelyn Schitt, Jake (Schitt's Creek), Ronnie Lee, Alternate Universe - Ghosts, Alternate Universe - Supernatural Elements, Angst and Humor, that's right it's both, david's a ghost, but like in a fun way, POV Patrick Brewer

Summary: “I told you, Patrick,” David says, rolling his eyes. He vanishes again, and Patrick is still blinking up confusedly when David appears at his side. “I’m a fucking ghost.”

Later, when he’s reliving the moment that he met David Rose, Patrick won’t acknowledge to himself that he fainted. But that’s exactly what he does.

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Patrick is working for Ray, who tasks him with selling a house on the outskirts of town that may or may not be haunted. Patrick doesn't believe in ghosts, until he meets David Rose. David says he died years ago but that he comes back every Halloween week to haunt the spot where his mysterious death occurred. Is David what he says he is? How did he die? Why does he keep coming back? And more importantly, why does Patrick keep finding excuses to spend more time with him?

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Recommendation by: Anonymous

David is a ghost who haunts a mansion (Morningwood Estate!) in Schitt's Creek, and Patrick is tasked with fixing it up to sell. This is not a spooky ghost story, but instead wonderfully funny and tender. David the ghost is nuts about pumpkin spice, which Patrick happily supplies him with. The banter is delightful and hilarious and all of the secondary characters are very well written (Ray is especially good).

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Fic Recs by Theme: Holidays

It’s time for another theme, and this round we’re asking for your favorite holiday fics. It doesn’t matter what time of year, any holiday is fine. Send us your recommendations and help spread some holiday fun!

#schitt's creek #schitts creek #admin post

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Weep Not For The Memories by lucianowriter

**Work in Progress**

Rated: T

Relationship(s): Patrick Brewer/David Rose

Additional Tags: Marcy Brewer, Clint Brewer, Alexis Rose, Theodore "Ted" Mullens, Stevie Budd, Moira Rose, Johnny Rose, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Alzheimer's Disease, Bittersweet, Acceptance of Death and Dying, Character Death, Death happens at the end, Role Reversal

Summary: David and Patrick are in their late 50s when a diagnosis rocks their world and their relationship. David learns how to step up and be the take-charge person for the first time ever and how to lean on the ones he loves to help him during his time of need. Patrick learns to let go and let David be the one to take care of him.

This fic doesn't have a happy ending.

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Recommendation by: Anonymous

Okay, so, I'm new to delving deeper into the wonderful world of fanfiction, especially fanfiction that hits you in the feels. This piece of literature is beautifully written, the topic matter is pretty heavy, but the author handles it wonderfully. I reached the end of the chapter and I was misty eyed. I can't wait to go on a journey with this author and this piece. Yes, the topic at hand is heavy, but it is real. The fic is rooted in love, much like Schitt's Creek itself. A Major Character Death is anticipated sometime in the piece, and I know it will absolutely wreck me, but the author writes these characters that we all love splendidly and with utmost care.

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The Love Left Behind by DelilahMcMuffin

**Work in Progress**

Rated: M

Relationship(s): Patrick Brewer/David Rose, Patrick Brewer & Alexis Rose, Patrick Brewer & Moira Rose, Patrick Brewer & Stevie Budd, Stevie Budd & David Rose, Alexis Rose & David Rose, David Rose & Moira Rose

Additional Tags: Ruth Clancy, Marcy Brewer, Clint Brewer, Ronnie Lee, Jocelyn Schitt, Roland Schitt, Twyla Sands, Loss, Patrick Brewer loves David Rose, Being a supportive partner, Patrick is better at it than he thinks he is, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Hurt/Comfort, David Rose is a good son, Family Dynamics, It’s not quite “dead dove: do not eat” but things are about to get heavy., So if MCD is not your jam please do not read, Major Character Death (not David or Patrick), Future Fic, Established Relationship, Funerals, Funeral Planning, Grief/Mourning, patrick pov, Angst

Summary: Tragedy strikes the Roses. Patrick struggles to be there for David and his family, while giving them—and himself—the freedom to mourn in their own way. A story of grief, resilience, and the healing power of love.

Warning for Major Character Death.

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Recommendation by: Anonymous

I don’t usually read fics that deal with Major Character Death, but I took a chance on this fic. I’ve read other work by this author and I trust them to deal with the subject with sensitivity and the utmost care. And I have not been disappointed. The story takes place a few years in the future. The Rose family suffers a tragic loss, and Patrick struggles to help them—David in particular—through this tough time. The emotions are so real and raw, but the author gives the characters room to be flawed in their grief, while celebrating the love between them. It is still a WIP, and up to Chapter 6, but the writer is posting on a weekly schedule, and I highly recommend reading when it’s complete in a few weeks, if you’re not one for reading incomplete fics. It’s emotional and vulnerable and raw, but so beautifully done. You will not regret it.

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