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sausage-sammy · 6 days
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social media sites should let you add custom buttons on your profile. like maybe you get max 3 buttons and they can have whatever text you want. and each button has its own persistent counter for how many times it's been clicked. here's some concept art
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sausage-sammy · 6 days
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sausage-sammy · 6 days
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great, my post is in some sort of dungeon
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sausage-sammy · 7 days
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open RP
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“Hey~”
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sausage-sammy · 8 days
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sausage-sammy · 8 days
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shlap shlap shlap shlap (sound of my titties hitting the bars in my minecraft jail )  let me out! let me outtttt!
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sausage-sammy · 8 days
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a butch baby would have one of these on their belt loop
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sausage-sammy · 10 days
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me @ my mutuals
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sausage-sammy · 10 days
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i need infinite money forever so i can get everyone so so so many little gifts
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sausage-sammy · 10 days
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havent drawn em in a while
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sausage-sammy · 10 days
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ai artist pushing the two minute button and then start on their microwave: 'i feel bad for the people who arent learning prompts right now theyre gonna get left behind by us tech-forward chefs'
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sausage-sammy · 10 days
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This is a bag of flour for one of the martyrs who died in the massacre a short while ago
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sausage-sammy · 10 days
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honestly my favorite line from “Uptown Funk” is definitely “make a dragon wanna retire, man” because that’s honestly such a great mental image. an elderly, tired dragon taking a look at Bruno Mars and going “alright then, that’s my sign. time to let the young ones have at it.” taking out their 401k gold hoard. moving to a cave in Miami. collecting dragon pension
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sausage-sammy · 10 days
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sausage-sammy · 10 days
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dads really be like don't be a faggot now here listen to Queen
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sausage-sammy · 10 days
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the frequency of needing to food shop because you eat food and therefore deplete what you previously bought and need to restock…………being an adult is a nightmare
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