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[sassypantsjaxon]

Absolutely obsessed with Dr Kureha and the shirt she wears to the reverie

#one piece #dr kureha #tony tony chopper #(implied) #like. #this woman seriously said 'I'm going to a major political event. at sacred marijoa. the home of the celestial dragons. #where i will be surrounded by marines. and other such pirate haters. #let me just make a shirt celebrating my kid's bounty first' #and then did it and nobody stopped her #though let's be honest. who would have actually tried to stop her? #dalton? not likely.

[sassypantsjaxon]

Things I would draw if I could: everytime someone calls Sanji a vinsmoke, he kicks them in the face and says he's a cook with the same energy as Izumi Curtis saying she's a housewife

#if someone's already drawn this please direct me to where i can find it #one piece #black leg sanji

[sassypantsjaxon]

How are you so far into one piece? I started it back in October, but I am struggling to get through it. I have trouble focusing, because it so long and kinda drawn out at times.

Can you give me so advice?

I mean? The main thing is how fast I read and the amount of free time I have, and nothing I say will affect that for you.

But I'm also pacing myself. I'll say I want to reach the end of an arc or a certain chapter within so many days. So like right now, I'm trying to get caught up by the time chapter 1112 is posted, which means I'm reading somewhere around 50 chapters a day. Yes, that is ambitious. But I'm not just sitting down and reading 50 chapters at once either, I'm reading like 10, and then going and doing something else for a while, and then coming back and reading more.

So, set whatever would be a realistic goal for yourself. Maybe it's 10 chapters in a week, maybe it's three chapters a day, I don't know, whatever works for you (and whatever works for you may change from day to day too, so don't stress too much about it either). Read what you can, go do something else, and then come back to it when you're ready, basically.

That's basically all I can offer you. Good luck and have fun!

#asks

[sassypantsjaxon]

Look at how happy he is to be cooking for his family again

#okay he says it's just Robin but we know #we know #one piece #black leg sanji #also i love that is the ones who couldn't go after him hanging out with him in wano

[sassypantsjaxon]

Since Sanji said he didn't want to hide himself from the crew, here's some of the hints he dropped:

Calling himself 'Mr Prince' in Alabasta

Telling them his was born in the North Blue at Skypiea

Saying he was 'Raised wrong' in enies lobby

Revealing that he wanted the clear clear fruit at Thriller Bark

Being surprised that his friends would save him even though he's being a useless idiot at Fishman Island

And all this after promising he wouldn't tell anyone who he was

#one piece #black leg sanji #I'm through wci now #oh this poor baby #finally makes it back to his real family #only to find out they set his kitchen on fire while he was gone #somebody give him a hug

[sassypantsjaxon]

I love that Luffy doesn't even hesitate to offer Franky Ace's devil fruit and Franky never questions that Luffy would be able to get it

#you know if sabo hadn't shown up Luffy would have offered it to the rest of his crew too #one piece #monkey d. luffy #cyborg franky #also i feel like there's probably something to be said about how there's no expectation for the devil fruit to be accepted #just because the captain offered it #... but i don't know enough about the one piece universe to analyze that

[sassypantsjaxon]

Also adding these tags because you're both so right

Sanji headcanons, from somebody who hasn't read that far in one piece yet, but who has been to culinary school

He may wear fancy prissy shoes, but I guarantee you those babies are Non Slip

Knife kit was a gift from Zeff when he was promoted to sous chef

He is every bit as weird about his knives as Zoro is about his swords

Don't talk to me about his 'prefect pristine' hands because he 'doesn't use them for fighting'. No.

I am begging. Give him some stupid scars on his hands and arms

I have said it before, I'll say it again. Kitchen. Voice.

He has absolutely scared the rest of the crew with his kitchen voice on a few occasions.

He has also used the fact that it scares them to his advantage on a few occasions.

He also has a customer service voice that's somehow even scarier

Contents of his pockets include: cigarettes and lighter (obviously), notepad and pencil, permanent marker, thermometer, and a spoon

(Luffy finds out about the spoon and wants to know why he can't have one too, so Sanji gives him an extra spoon because well. It won't hurt anything. Luffy loses it almost immediately but it shows up every so often in the most random places)

#black leg sanji #headcanons #reblogs #the masking tape. #the freezer. #you're so right #it'd be so easy to keep track of him on deck because he's always announcing where he is in relation to everyone else

[sassypantsjaxon]

You would not belive how excited I get when somebody who actually Gets It adds something to the notes of my Sanji headcanons instead of just another person who's likely never done food/customer service going 'Sanji doesn't have a customer service voice' or 'his hands are scarred, but only from when he was learning'

Like. Please.

#reading the notes is just like #yes. he has a customer service voice. #no. he has not made Chopper cry. #yes. his hands are scarred worse than nami's. #no. he does not have a kink about being called chef. just no. please take that off of my post. #and then a few people who actually know exactly what i mean

[sassypantsjaxon]

'Wah Kurogiri is Aizawa's villain because' Shut up

'Wah Mic doesn't see Oboro in Kurogiri' Shut up

'Buh buh erasercloud' Shut up Shut up Shut up

*this is not my official analysis of this chapter yet. This is just me being sleep deprived enough to be pissy

#bnha #my hero academia #present mic #loud cloud #cloudmic #yamada hizashi #oboro shirakumo #rooftop gang #aizawa shouta #eraserhead #i just really hated all the posts saying those kind of things #and now I'm feeling vindicated

[sassypantsjaxon]

In case anybody's wondering how my attempt to read one piece before oda comes back from his break is going: I have 6 days and 305 chapters to go. I am going to crash and fucking burn so hard.

#i read 62 chapters yesterday #and saying I've had 5 hours of sleep would be generous #please don't ask me why I'm doing this. #i don't have a good answer #one piece

[sassypantsjaxon]

I hhad a breakdown over what Mic said. Like?? What?? Why do you think that??? You didn't have a problem with crying when it was your friend

Okay. I've read this chapter three times and I'm still processing and collecting my thoughts about it. I have thoughts, and I'm going to be honest, I don't know how to answer this ask, because I'm not sure which part you're referring to, but I don't think we're quite on the same page here. Even after 15 years, Mic's still in denial about a lot of his feelings about Oboro and his death, and all the cracks are finally coming to the surface.

#asks #it's okay if your reading all this differently than i am #i just don't want you to be disappointed with my analysis of mic here #I'm going to try and put my analysis together in the next day or two #until then...

[sassypantsjaxon]

Hold on. Hold up. I need a minute.

#bnha #my hero academia #present mic #yamada hizashi #oboro shirakumo #rooftop gang #the roy mustang parallels continue #also i told you all oboro was for mic. #they're not done yet

[sassypantsjaxon]

"Pirates" - for the 4th day of @aphfrukweek

still thinking about my steampunk pirate au fic and the sequel chilling in my drafts...

#please #the way i immediately knew what that fic was despite not having been in the fandom in ages #i love that fic in ways words can not describe #(if any of my hetalia followers are still here and haven't read the sky pirates. please do yourself a favor and read it now) #hetalia #fruk #aph france #aph england

[sassypantsjaxon]

3BAKA REUNITED AND HAPPY NEXT CHAPTER MARK MY WORDS😤😤😤🫵🫵🫵

#PLEASE!!! #manifesting #bnha #my hero academia #aizawa shouta #yamada hizashi #shirakumo oboro

[sassypantsjaxon]

Also Sabaody reunion frobin because they are so married

#one piece #cyborg franky #nico robin #frobin #they are so into each other #he calls her beautiful #she calls him a freak #it's a perfect relationship

[sassypantsjaxon]

Sabaody archipelago reunion zosan yes. But also. What is up with their fakes??? Are they just like that, or do they think the real ones are like that???

#the idea of the straw hats being like 'yeah that's just Zoro and Sanji' #and everyone else being like 'they are clearly together' #one piece #roronoa zoro #black leg sanji #monkey d. luffy #zosan

[sassypantsjaxon]

Franky, pushing a clearly labeled self-destruct button after being told not to and promising he wouldn't:

Me, watching him do it:

#one piece #cyborg franky #don't worry Franky. it's definitely not your fault. #it is simply human nature to push big red buttons. #especially when you're told not to #this is also a Franky stan account #don't talk to me if you don't love Franky