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sanemifacts · 1 year
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sanemi is MY special little guy. mine.
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sanemifacts · 1 year
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sanemi is problematic because he’s a fujoshi woman masquerading as a man to infiltrate mlm spaces
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sanemifacts · 1 year
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sanemi will do anything a woman tells him to do in the name of feminism
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sanemifacts · 1 year
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nobody understands that sanemi is just kanae's pet guy.
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sanemifacts · 1 year
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the lgbt community has forgiven shinazugawa sanemi.
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sanemifacts · 2 years
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sanemi contains 40 lemons' worth of vitamin c
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sanemifacts · 2 years
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sanemi doesn’t know how to swim
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sanemifacts · 2 years
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i did weird experiments on sanemi and he looks like this now. sorry
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sanemifacts · 2 years
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sanemi sleeps 3 minutes a month and works out 3 months a day
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sanemifacts · 2 years
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sanemi needs to wear a headgear retainer at night
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sanemifacts · 2 years
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sanemi walks into school to the front of his class and goes through his entire day teaching mathematics all with a huuuge cartoon kissy mark from his mommy on his forehead
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sanemifacts · 2 years
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sanemi sleeps with his eyes open rolled back twitching and drooling making weird faces muttering about various topics and occasionally screaming and cackling and throwing punches blindly
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sanemifacts · 2 years
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sanemi's whole body is chewy like polly pocket clothes
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sanemifacts · 2 years
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sanemi lost a fight to a 15 year old. twice
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sanemifacts · 2 years
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sanemi has eczema, but accepts no treatment for it, instead asserting that he can "just scrub it off innit." the surface of his skin is 80% scabs
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sanemifacts · 2 years
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sanemi only has one outfit in his possession which he washes thoroughly every dawn
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sanemifacts · 2 years
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sanemi has a 20 step daily skincare routine like patrick bateman but instead of expensive products it involves things like sandpaper and 10000000 knives and a vat of acid 
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