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Moving Blogs
I keep forgetting to make an official post here but this blog is now INACTIVE and serves only as an archive.
The amount of fallout content I post these days is minimal, and I've found a much bigger space to be active in over on the writing side of tumblr, posting my darker content, original writing, whump, nsfw, etc.
So if that sounds like your cup of tea you can follow my new blog @seasaltandcopper
If you're still just wanting to see art you can follow my pillowfort, which is a grabbag of fandom and original stuff. Be warned there's also nsfw there too.
Mutuals are also welcome to dm me and ask for my discord, if you'd prefer to keep in touch that way.
Stay safe guys!
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Had to label the old trash barrels so the collectors would know to take them
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me being mutuals with someone but not talking to them is the same as a cat existing in the same room as a person and considers it socializing. me liking and reblogging posts is like the cat purring
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im such a man who leans in doorways. relaxes against the counter. drapes across a couch. sprawls over an armchair. my spine isnt straight and by god neither am i.
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Vladimir Serov, The Worker (1960) and The Builder (1964)
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I wish you all very good sex. if you don't like sex, I wish you a very good romance. if you don't want either of them. I wish you a very good bowl of soup and some bread, mate.
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happy valentine’s day
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Not that you should be looking to Andrew Hussie for advice on things, but he’s officially endorsing pirating his comic because the Homestuck website is utterly broken. The Unofficial Collection is now Officially Official
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saw someone in the tags on one of my posts apologizing for tagging it with blorbo from their shows and NO!!! do NOT apologize!!! i WANT to see all the blorbos and skrunklies and scrimblos you think of when you see my posts!!! this is literally the blorbo from my shows website and i'm here for blorbo from my shows damn it!!! show me what i bought my front row seat ticket at the circus for!!!
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fallout 76 scenery → 42/?
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My friends who just got their first glasses: i need this highly expensive special cloth to wipe them, I also have this eyeglass cleaner from the same company, did you know you shouldn't use your t shirt unless it's specifically soft
Me who's worn glasses since middle school: *slaps soap onto the glasses and washes them in the sink then wipes them with toilet paper* what
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I think we need to rework the whole “needing routine as an autistic person” thing because for the majority of allistic people, “routine” looks something like:
-wake up at 6am
-shower at 6:15am
-eat breakfast at 6:30am
-do important outings at 7am
-come home at 3pm
and so on..
And that is nothing like what I and many other autistic people experience (though it is what some experience).
Routine can be more accurately described as needing to do things in order to feel comfortable.
For example, I have no set time I wake up, I have no set time I do anything. But when I do wake up, I need to do my morning tasks in a specific order or I’ll struggle to function.
I get out of bed, turn on my lamp, switch my computer on, go to the bathroom, make my bed, get dressed, and sit down at my desk. That’s what a routine looks like to me.
If I’m cooking, I need to do things in a certain order or the food will be “wrong” (this could possibly be down to ARFID, but that is also comorbid with autism.)
There are other things like this. I guess you could call them mini routines. They aren’t a typical routine you’d see in a neurotypical or even someone who’s allistic.
For the longest time, I thought this was a symptom of autism I did not have at all but I do.
Just because a symptom doesn’t present in a neurotypical way, doesn’t mean it’s not there.
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i forgot the furnace guy was coming today. right. so i answer the door and im in my dino pajamas right out of bed and when hes working on the furnace he fucking. he cuts his finger on the furnace. so i take him into the bathroom to do some first aid bc its looking pretty bad and i forgot about the fucking. shadow the hedgehog nice cock sign on my wall. so im standing there. cringing out of my mind. what an impression. youre maintenancing someones furnace qnd you hurt your finger and this person is very adamant about first aid protocol and you walk into their bathroom and just see this shit. what the fuck
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two characters who have Seen Some Shit, the first time they Do It: identify and kiss each other’s scars in order to affirm the fact that they are here now together and Still Alive
me every time: 
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Why are you naked! Why are you naked sir! What the hell did I do to make this guy butt-naked??
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