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ryukisgod · 10 hours
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And on the “I support women’s wrongs” website too
I feel safe now to come forward and admit I can't believe anyone gave a shit that olivia wilde wanted to divorce jason sudekis and bang harry styles and put him in her dumb movie. why did I have to read 800 notes bout that
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ryukisgod · 15 hours
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Studying linguistics is actually so wonderful because when you explain youth slang to older professors, instead of complaining about how "your generation can't speak right/ you're butchering the language" they light up and go “really? That’s so wonderful! What an innovative construction! Isn't language wonderful?"
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ryukisgod · 15 hours
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How TikTok is gonna be once all the Americans get banned
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ryukisgod · 1 day
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Targeted ads for Hannibal Lector
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ryukisgod · 2 days
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Dear libertarians,
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ryukisgod · 3 days
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I didn’t realise this was a debated issue until recently so can I just say that polyamorous folks are queer.
They are people living in an unconventional relationship that deviates from the societal expectation of one man and one woman loving each other and each other only.
Polyam folks are the queerest motherfuckers. Sending y’all some love!
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ryukisgod · 3 days
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Hates women. Watches porn. Thinks porn is realistic. But sure, never having had sex with women is your choice, you’re definitely not an incel
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“Female friendly porn”
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ryukisgod · 3 days
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So I was right, you’ve never made a woman orgasm
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“Female friendly porn”
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ryukisgod · 4 days
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When male communists say women will still choose to be prostitutes in a post capitalist society where all basic needs are met
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that you didn’t pay to touch you
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ryukisgod · 4 days
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ryukisgod · 5 days
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ryukisgod · 6 days
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I had a homeless man try to tailgate me when I badged into the place I work at. I told him he couldn't be in here because it was a restricted area of the building and to please go to the public door. He tried to bitch that it was too cold to walk that far then finally walked off when I pulled my phone out to call security, calling me a cunt.
Lovely start to my day so far.
Posted by admin Rodney.
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ryukisgod · 6 days
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If you want I can have my chiropractors cat explain the memes to you
nothing makes me laugh more than when tras claim the 'terf' movement is somehow government funded or benefiting some sort of upper class like bro ur entire movement is based off of lining the pockets of plastic surgeons❗️❗️❗️❗️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭
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ryukisgod · 6 days
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Mean Girls 2024 is like Better Than Revenge (Taylor’s Version), it’s no Stark Raving Dad when you use Disney+, it’s no Advanced Dungeons & Dragons, Believe in the Stars, Christmas Attack Zone, Live from Studio 6H, Live Show on streaming.
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ryukisgod · 6 days
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“genuine orgasms” I feel bad for this guy’s girlfriends
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“Female friendly porn”
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ryukisgod · 6 days
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The new David Cronenberg movie looks great 🎥
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ryukisgod · 6 days
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Reminds me of “the troops are in Iraq fighting for your freedom.”
“How’d my freedom get in Iraq?”
“They are repressing my sexuality” what is your sexuality doing inside of a website instead of your body
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