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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

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*booking an mri* what if I accidentally have a pacemaker. what if I got secret bone surgery and forgot about the pins

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character in a movie: Oh no, angry dog, please don’t bite me!

the dog: I’m at work! I’m doing so good at being at work! I’m barking because my handler gave the sign ‘bark’! I am going to get such a good grade in being a dog actor, which is completely possible to achieve, and normal to want! I am doing a great job! I am proud of myself for doing such a great job! I love this, because I’d make it physically impossible to get anything done if I wasn’t enjoying it! I’m barking!

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fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away

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wdym an average platonic bond cant be deep and meaningful do none of you remember the power of friendship

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today was single handedly the best day of my life. i caught a cop stealing from the store i work at

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To everyone losing their mind over this picture of the Dior artisans making Natalie Portman’s golden globes dress:

This is basically a visual representation of what couture means. Every one of those heavily detailed/embroidered/beaded couture gowns you see during haute couture fashion week is made this way. In order to be considered couture they have to be, but that’s a separate post.

I feel like the work is more visible here because of the effect of the pattern, but pretty much every couture gown is made with this absolutely insane level of work and detail

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RYAN GOSLING "I'm Just Ken" wins Best Original Song at the 29th Annual Critics' Choice Awards (January 14, 2024)

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There should be some of that good old American Cornfield Horror shit, you know with strange radio transmissions and fucked up deer and stuff, but in Australia. Guy whose car breaks down on a stretch of road with nothing but sheep and cattle farms for 100km in any direction. No phone service to call RAA. Both of these things are completely normal but is that... the lights of a town in the distance? Can't be. There's no town here on the map. The am radio station he's been listening to for the past three hours is fucked up now, somehow. He sees a truck approaching in the distance and gets out to wave it down, but it somehow... doesn't arrive? Turns back to his car. There it is -- the most fucked up kangaroo he's ever seen in his life.

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has anyone else been seeing the tweets about a lotion from sephora that attracts spiders

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