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#yes I’ve gone to autozone like 3 times and they always ask #specifically what gen tho but it doesn’t say u have to look up the VIN to find out 🙄

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#it is in japan

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anyone else relate

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U ever have any container or appliance that you only ever put water inside you catch yourself thinking 'i only put water in this so I won't need to clean it very often'. That is the devil talking. Clean it. Or you will summon the Ooze.

#as a person who mostly drinks water this is so real

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apple cider 🍎

#friiccccckkkkkk #kl #vld

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definitive ranking of all kinks and fetishes by morality:

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#yes twice #I won’t tell about the first time #but the second time was when my grandma had to be taken to the ER bc medication side effects #and the police officer that came was the guy who did all the DARE talks at school #so that was weird to see him in my house

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My mom (and I) driving to Peach Springs, the alleged namesake for Radiator Springs: “Now don’t wreck the road and get us stuck repaving it for 5 days”

Me: “Yeah. Because I have a race to get to. In California. 😐”

My mom and I have been roadtripping Route 66 so one of the nights we decided to watch Cars which on the one hand is good because I appreciate it more now knowing more about Route 66 itself, but on the other hand it’s got me saying embarrassing shit like “omg it’s just like in Cars when Sally took Lightning McQueen to Wheel Well Station”

#I’m qualified to kin lightning mcqueen fucking kms #this is the plot of Cars if you’ve forgotten #as a person who races it’s suddenly v embarrassing how relatable Cars is to my life #but yay I’m crewing/pacing Evan next week YEEHAW 🤪 #running

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SURPRISE KISS !!!

#kl #vld #heheheh

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trying to make friends who are obsessed with the same ships as you

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“I don’t care about dumb weed jokes,” I said naively, before I saw this

#in the rules of astrology #all the people born today are going to b fucked up in a v specific way #lol

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He's gone...

#screaming crying throwing up #kl #WHFJIDIDKDZBZVVZ #this is making me insane FR

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Bothering the beast

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Remember, if you haven't felt the first edible in 5-10 minutes eat two or three more

#I woke up in my hotel this morning and looked out the window #and I was like why are so many people waiting in line outside at the dispensary #then I went to breakfast and Remembered #happy 4/20 everybody