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so no nut 2021 did not go according to keikaku

my new year's resolution is to do no nut 2021. For the next 12 months I will refrain from nutting under any circumstance because I simply am too horny to function and I hope everyone will support my decision

#honks

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if you're reading this uhhhh I'm dead basically. Sorry abt that bye

also my ocs are free to steal now I guess

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I miss raven roth

#fuck everyone except raven roth #gay goth girl icon im gonna fuckingntjf watch teen titans when im done with stas and ss #sirsha watches batman

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love it when I'm 15 articles deep in wikipedia because I'm being autistic and I discover that a major actress for a show I don't care about is about to go to trial for involvement in a cult

#this world is insane truly #honks

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if I were kyptonian and exposed to kryptonite I would simply become immune. rip to superman but I'm different

#me watching superman become useless when within a 5 foot radius of a tiny shard of kryptonite: pussy #like superman has one weakness sure but holy shit is it one hell of a weakness #alternate post: #if i were obsessed with killing superman and keeping ungodly amounts of kryptonite with me at all times #i simply would not get cancer. rip to lex luthor but im different #and yes u can get cancer from kryptonite even if ur a regular ol human this is shown in jl/jlu #its so funny like in the episode it debuts hamilton LITERALLY says this rock is insanely radioactive #lex claims to be a genius but he doesn't think that maybe keeping an incredibly radioactive substance with him at all times #wouldnt have a negative impact on his health? #everyone in metropolis is so dumb #sirsha watches batman

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obsessed with how fast the relationship between lois and bruce went like they dated not too long after meeting and lois even considered moving to gotham then not too long after that lois discovered that bruce was batman like damn superman take notes

#my favorite part was when superman and Bruce were talking like #okay so lois likes us but she doesnt like batman or clark i sure wish we could mix and match our identities #like bruce AKNOWLEDGES that lois loves superman #hell even superman aknowledged it even if it was in an alternate universe #and when lois visited then left that universe she kissed superman! like hello??? #yall are so dumb please make a move or some shit #imagine being like ah i put off asking out my crush for so long she banged bruce wayne #sirsha watches batman

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anyway,

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more of botw link’s personality because i didnt feel my last post on it was the cream of the crop. hes so funny

#this is again with the rinds erasure #loz

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today was supposed to be my day off but someone asked me to take their shift and like an idiot I said yes

#its only 4 hours but still #i have dolls to paint and embroidery floss to braid #honks

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the past few summers here in the pnw have hit record highs for the weather whereas when I was a kid it was rainy year round and ppl deny climate change exists

#also everyone seems to forget that its not rainy year round anymore as well #like its super hot rn and ppl are like what the fuck it wasn't like this last year 😔 #like yes it has. it's been like this for the past 7 something years why havent u realized that yet? #its mostly older ppl of course but still like #the globe is warming wake up sheeple #honks

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I was gonna make this a changing portrait but idk when i’m gonna finish coloring the other frame SO… here’s this alone

#oh this is sick!!!! #rhia ur art is always so good and blows me away #friends :)

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in my opinion people shouldnt leave shopping carts out in the middle of a parking lot

#this post was brought to you by someone who has to put away those carts #and like its so counterproductive for carts to be left out ur not giving us a job when u do it #u ruin the regular job. because of yall we lose efficiency #anyway im gonna go to work now bye #honks

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He pretends like he’s chewing to communicate that he’s hungry! 

(via)

#kitties #oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh m #🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 i love u so much

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BABY SUPERMAN????

Justice League Unlimited s. 1 ep. 3 Kid Stuff

oh, but that's not all

behold: Superbaby, Wonder Baby, Batbaby, and Baby Lantern. This episode deals with all the kids and adults in the world being split up into separate universes, and to save the day the Justice League have to become kids to fix the problem at its source in the kid dimension.

and need we not forget the most important character of all: Baby Etrigan.

there. double baby image. you're welcome

#i highly recommend looking up clips on youtube this episode is so funny #definitely one of my favorite jlu episodes #adult characters getting turned into kids is definitely one of my favorite tropes #i think the highlights of this episode include batbaby trying to be serious but he has the highest pitched voice of the group #wonder baby being bossy #and baby lantern just going off the shits #great episode 10/10 much more lighthearted than any black suit superman episodes #sirsha watches batman #here's the mail it never fails #anonymous #the biggest tragedy of this episode is the lack of good lighting so i cant get a good high quality image #absolutely tragic

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so uhhhh where are the black supermans from?

an old Superman, somewhere in his 70s. This is the only black Superman canon to the main dcau universe. Seen in

Batman Beyond s. 3 ep. 7: The Call Part I

Batman Beyond s. 3 ep. 8: The Call Part II

an alternate universe Superman where he was unable to save Lois from a bomb. In his grief he decided that setting a good example for the people was not enough to stop crime and so he teamed up with Lex Luthor to eliminate crime in Metropolis. Basically a fascist. Seen in

Superman: The Animated Series s. 2 ep. 12 Brave New Metropolis

another alternate universe Superman. In this universe Flash was killed by Lex Luthor, which led to Superman killing Luthor in revenge. Very similar to the plot of Brave New Metropolis, the Justice League loses their moral code and takes over the world in a war on crime, becoming tyrants called the Justice Lords. Incidentally all of the Lords get new outfits as well but what matters is that once again Superman wears a black outfit. seen in

Justice League s. 2 ep. 11 A Better World part I

Justice League s. 2 ep. 12 A Better World part II

also seen as an android replica in

Justice League Unlimited s. 2 ep. 12 Divided We Fall

#afaik these are the only alternate supermans and incidentally they all wear black which is so funny #also sorry for the tangent but i wanted to be thorough and cite my sources bc im Extra #wait actually there is one other alternate superman who doesnt wear black #but this alternate superman is just superman but baby from the 3rd episode of jlu i believe #that episode is so fucking funny actually #im not gonna do any more research than i have to so i cant cite the exact source for baby superman but trust me it happened #here's the mail it never fails #anonymous #sirsha watches batman

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🤡 🙏 manifesting protag Zelda 🙏🤡

#BRO #op im gonna help u manifest this is sick as hell #loz