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there needs to be a jesus on the cross emoji that i can use any time i have to go to work in an hour

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Vintage Phantom of the Opera movie poster featuring the cutest version of the Phantom ever.

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#pesto-core

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the communal jaywalk is a powerful thing

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whenever my program freezes

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my landlord just said "back in the day" and proceeded to explain the concept of burying the dead as if that practice was now somehow obsolete

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you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act

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Little old Italian lady: Do you have zucchini?

Me: Yes, right here.

Lady: Is how much?

Me: $2.99 a pound.

Lady: It's usually $1.49.

Me: Yes, in the summer.

Lady, pauses, then grabs two: I put it in a soup.

Me: Oh nice, what kind are you making?

Lady: You will not fantasize about my soup.

And then she walked away. "You will not fantasize about my soup" will be in my head forever. I love you, little old Italian lady.

#this is VERY trying-to-avoid-the-malocchio coded #one has to be careful to avoid drawing envy or jealousy or even just enthusiastic attention from others for goods or talents #my nonna will walk by a garden or a presepio and say it's beautiful and then immediately cross herself to avoid the evil eye #love Italian folk magic LOL

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This is me♡♡

#sometimes i do this with Pesto #when it is an actual window IDK if he appreciates it #(i have been lightly bapped for birdwatching too close to him LOL) #but he likes it when I sit next to him and watch the bird videos for cats on Youtube together

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kira nerys did not have a lesbian haircut and kick everyone's ass on ds9 just for robert hewitt wolfe to say she "doesn't swing that way." don't worry major kira. i saw your lesbian haircut

#kira nerys #ds9

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What do you mean you dont like my awesome biting?

#pesto-core

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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to consume content 15 hrs a day

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my favourite button ever is "open link in new tab"..