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Dabi: Hey Endeavor. Fired up to see me?

Endeavor: What the fuck?

All for One: Endeavor, you can have him back, I’m done with his bullshit.

Endeavor: Nope, you wanted him, you deal with him.

All for One: He burns everything in my house!!

Endeavor: Yeah, you picked him up from Sekoto peak, did that not clue you in?

All for One: He has a terrible sense of humor!

Endeavor: That comes with being a Todoroki.

All for One: He seduced my successor!

Endeavor: That also comes with being a Todoroki!

All for One: He stole fifteen nomus!

Endeavor: Don’t leave the goods out and complain they get stolen!

All for One: Everyone’s complaining about him!!

Endeavor: No one’s complaining about my other children, so it’s on you!!

Dabi: Can you guys stand closer together so you can both fit into the frame? I’m filming this for my therapist.

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look here's the thing:

"hey there demons, it's me, ya boi" "i've connected the dots/ you didn't connect shit" "rock n roll buckaroo!" "we're here for the cult stuff, we saw an ad on craigslist" "(wheeze)"

those Iconic Quotes? all from buzzfeed unsolved!! when has watcher/ghost files, with their stylized graphics and higher production value, ever churned out this kind of banter!!

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America is absolutely disconnected to meat

I think I realized this when I had went to see my dad and stepmom one day and asked if I could place my hawk’s food. (A rabbit leg) in the freezer. My step mom was disgusted by the idea that a leg from an animal was in the freezer meanwhile an entire chicken was sitting in the fridge.

Your rotisserie chicken is an entire chicken.

Your pork chop is a hunk of pig.

Your rack of ribs are from a cow’s rib cage.

It’s like Americans view meat as colorful red and pink hued shapes that just exist and come into the world packaged.

You see so many people getting harassed or even having their content flagged for showing how to process or field dress meat when it’s at it’s freshest. Right after culling. For some reason this is considered “gore” by many folks when in reality it’s no more different from plucking a processed chicken after cull.

You also notice that Americans have an idea of what’s normal meat and what isn’t normal meat and there’s racist undertones that I’ve noticed in a lot of these comments left on foreign cooking videos

You have people that claim a video of a man in a different country preparing something like this is “eating a dog.” Meanwhile this is roasted goat.

You have people who’s only perception of an edible fish is in fillet or fish stick form and they call something like this nasty because “Eww there’s a head!” Yeah.. most animals have heads..

Some of ya’ll need to realize what your meat looks like prior to processing and that it’s prepared in different ways. We also need to erase the stigma behind non traditional meats.

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I don't remember who it was but I'm already saying that these montages weren't my work!!

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I think my man Horikoshi has come to the conclusion that they can no longer stop him. He’s gone full homo with these two it’s crazy

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if I say "I have to Austin Powers my car out of a parking space," do you understand what i mean

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I really don't mean give them the guillotine as a joke.

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The fact that Microsoft Word has to be a subscription is upsetting. I already paid for it why do I have to pay again

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remember when you used to be able to play snake with the… hold on what’s it called

hmm. don’t think i’ll be calling it that. anyways i was gonna say remember when you could play snake with the buffering circle on youtube but. now i have other concerns

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i need the bkdk reluctant bff era where things are relatively normal post war and they have to awkwardly try to do normal friend things because they both acknowledge that their lives are intertwined and they're actually important to each other but there's no war where they can simply express all their feelings by sacrificing themselves for each other so instead they just have to like hang out and idk watch movies together or something

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This has been done before, right? Kind of a companion piece to this.

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The old school lack of transparency on tumblr is amazing because you assume the people you follow must all be equivalent to you and then you see someone write “I brought my youngest to college today” and someone else write “my mom wouldn’t let me listen to Ariana Grande when I was a kid” and then your head explodes

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Reasons why the rest of the JL believes Batman and all of his children are metas/cryptids

-Weirdly good instincts

-They only see the bat and kids at night

-Hasn’t died

-If they have died, they came back within the year

-The JL has seen all of them at one point or another stay up for 96 hours straight and act semi-normally

-One time Batman was stabbed and started bleeding green(it was slime Bruce packed for kids to play with if they were at a crime scene)

-Red Robin didn’t cry while watching A Dogs Purpose for Young Justice’s movie night(he did, the mask hid his tears)

-They all know an absurd amount of Golf facts

-Somehow none of them age

-All of them are friends with a super

Wonder Women has the list and they update it after every mission.

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I guess it’s this kids birthday so I’m gonna remind you what character development can do to a mf

He deserves to be happy

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Birthday wishes from Izuku 🧡💚

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