i wanna go to a catholic church and baffle and boggle the priest with my confessions in the confessional booty it would be funny i think
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licking a giant swirly flat lollipop until i grow bored and stick it onto my chest hair for later
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aichii_i
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2005 Nintendogs plush keychain
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2024 we are going in to DEVOUR
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hi
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vengaboys haiku
We like to party.
We like, we like to party.
We like to party.
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i'm seeing a lot of new ppl join tumblr who aren't making any spontaneous semi pathetic, oversharing personal textposts whatsoever and i just want to say you're doing it all wrong... this is not like instagram like meant to be some shiny highlight reel used to make u look good its supposed to be an incriminatingly revealing dark intimate look into your life & inner psyche while simultaneously no one knows who u are or gives a fuck... anyway hope this helps some of u get on the right track
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HIGH HEELS on my tippies…
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trying my best to be less pathetic
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crying in the plasma donation parking lot bc i couldn’t donate today and i have no idea how to get more money bc i already did everything i can think of besides selling my hole on the streets
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I see Teslas as prey animals meant to be hunted and killed
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