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Ringo: If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is it naked or homeless?
John: Both!
George: Yeah, totally both.
Paul: It’s dead. A turtle’s shell is attached to it’s spine.
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Ringo: Onion rings are just vegetable donuts.
George: Sure.
Ringo: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
George: ... okay.
Ringo: Lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake.
George:
Ringo: Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions.
George: Richy, I am begging you to stop.
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Ringo: Wanna have a slumber party tonight?
John: No, I don’t wanna have a slumber party, we’re in our fucking 20s.
Paul, hiding behind a wall wearing pajamas and holding a stuffed animal: Yeah I don’t wanna have a slumbie neither.
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Ringo: I wonder who's Brian’s favourite member...
George: Wouldn't be me.
Paul: Yeah, it's obviously me.
Brian, muttering while passing by them: John is my favourite.
All of them: Makes perfect sense.
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The Beatles but it’s just things my friends have said
George, probably:
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Neil trying to get Mal to be a roadie:
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Paul:
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John:
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George:
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Literally all of the studio staff:
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Ringo:
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Brian and George M:
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Ringo:
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John: I’m a bad person, I’m a very bad person, I’m a horrible person.
The band:
John: “No you’re not, John! We still love you, John!”
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(John and Paul arguing)
John: YOU KNOW WHAT, I WANT A DIVORCE!
Paul: WE’RE NOT EVEN MARRIED!
John: AND WHOSE FAULT IS THAT?!
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Ringo: Theater kids are just choir kids who joined forces with the band and strings kids.
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Mal: Neil, you need to react when people cry!
Neil: I did. I rolled my eyes.
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John: If we flop something, you’re out of the will.
Paul: I was in the will?
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Paul: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like ‘look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.’
George: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.
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George: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
Ringo: No, that's not how you make cookies.
Paul: Floor it!
George: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!
Ringo: YOU’RE GONNA BURN THE STUDIO DOWN-
George: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!
John: DO IT!
Ringo: NO-
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Paul, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.
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Stu: I can’t tell if you’re a genius or just incredibly arrogant.
John: Well, on a good day, I’m both.
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Art boy is angsty teen boy now
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John: I wish I had acid. Thank you, Jesus. Amen.
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John: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.
Paul: Spear.
John: Blocked.
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